no flex zone

dave | 21 | NYC im a trend setter im a go getter

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tag your fucking unreality lol

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ive been reading naruto because im curious and also i hate myself and everyone around me

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some of you might have been wondering

where is dave striderbots

to that i say ive been listening to death grips pretty hard for a couple days

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horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

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#you realize this just makes horses even better right#ride the nightmare#make a pact with it#feed it sugar cubes and the souls of the damned (via crockpotcauldron)

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Justin Bieber threatened to sue the website for defamation that posted the gif of him before and after photoshop so you know what to do

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sleeping pills when i have to get up in like five hours is a bad idea but my middle name is danger for a reason

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sup party people haha oh man i cant even type that i feel disgusting

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karkinos-claw replied to your post: karkinos-claw roxymatic are you as hun...

IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE A LARGE BEAST TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT ON YOUR THINK PAN AND EVERYTHING IS TOO GODDAMN BRIGHT BECAUSE MAYBE

drink a lot of water and smoke a bowl with me youll get your appetite back

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roxymatic replied to your post: karkinos-claw roxymatic are you as hun...

u still get hungover???? git gud lol

i dont drink very often so yeah i guess so

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karkinos-claw roxymatic are you as hungover as i am

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karkinos-claw replied to your post:karkinos-claw replied to your post:karkinos-claw...

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME. I MAY BE A LITTLE HUMAN INEDBRIATED BUT I THINK I’D FUCKING REMEMBER BEING HUMAN COURTED BY A TOOL LIKE YOU. WHAT WAS THIS PARTY REALLY FOR LIKE YOUR WRIGGLING DAY OR SOMETHING

you wouldnt know elaborate human courtship rituals if they bit you in the ass you prick

you met my guardian and he approved so now were getting human married in a human drive thru chapel in human las vegas

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cant believe satan just followed me back tbh

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wait its lucifer is there a difference

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cant believe satan just followed me back tbh

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karkinos-claw replied to your post:karkinos-claw replied to your post:karkat rocks...

HEY I’M JUST STATING THE FACTS IF ANYTHING IS HUMAN “GAY” HERE THEN IT’S BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN DAMN SELF. ALSO, ISN’T A WEDDING A HUMAN COURTSHIP RITUAL INVOLVING A LARGE CAKE. ARE YOU HITTING ON ME.

im not hitting on you were already engaged numbnuts thats what this party was for