what if I was quiet?

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

Gorgeous! Can’t wait for the new film

[stripesnotfound]

OHMYGOODNESS I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS.

[goodquoteco]

[stripesnotfound]

I have to because you're literally 1 foot away from me. @astoldbybeccaemily

[fifty5hades]

[dimir-charmer]

I’ve found it. The epitome of terrible ally culture. This is it. Jokes on them, they were using water cannons  to break up a pride parade but lol they made rainbows!! A victory for The Gays, what do you mean state-sanctioned violence and police brutality? It’s symbolic!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most peoples last word every single year is ‘one’

[stripesnotfound]

instruments as horn players see them

flute: just there for runs

clarinets: also just there for runs but squeakier

oboe: that duck tube with lots of solos

bassoon: that goose tube with lots of solos too

english horn: only here for new world symphony

piccolo: pls stop

sax: get off our part u sound like chainsaws bye

euphonium: also get off our part u sound like a sad foghorn

trombone: a necessary evil for the ensemble

trumpets: pretty cool if you plug your ears and also don't know the player personally

mellophones: literal trash cans masquerading as real instruments

tuba: good shit

violin I: drown out everyone else okay

violin II: wait, what? there's a violin II?

viola: just lots of sympathy for u guys

double bass: GOOD SHIT X 1000

[fuks]

[stripesnotfound]

Me

[sixpenceeeblog]

Wow.

By The Art of Omar Rayyan

[2dollaricecream]

I like the fact that Satan probably knew it was a typo but sent a gift anyway.

[noelroeimfisher]

hobbies: being asleep, getting ready to go to sleep, going to sleep, getting into my bed, waking up and realizing i can go back to sleep, sleeping, being in my bed (asleep), falling asleep,

[philosophybits]

Above all, do not lie to yourself.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via philosophybits)

[darlingiknow]

I don’t trust people who don’t have any fat friends.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

[scoobert0]

Don’t talk to me or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son ever again.

[broad-city]

[eelizabit]

[astronautt]

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

[crossbeams]

[stripesnotfound]

Me