u lil shit

rita | 18 | lithuania | asshole

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

[drtanner]

thecw4kids:

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[sexandtheastrology]

the air signs be like

someone: “did you know that -”

gemini/libra/aquarius: i know  

someone: “did you know -”

gemini/libra/aquarius :i know 

someone: “did you-”

gemini/libra/aquarius : i know 

someone: “did-”

gemini/libra/aquarius:  i know 

someone: “do u have feelings for me?”

gemini/libra/aquarius: i dont know 

[coryaintshit]

SAY THAT SHIT

[autohaste]

Bye!

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

Fuck ya’ll

[narcoticfairy]

Girls get their hearts broken all the time. I figured, if I was going to get my heart broken, I’d rather it be broken by someone like Mick Jagger or Keith Moon.

Pamela Des Barres, I’m With The Band (via narcoticfairy)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

[chrishallbeck]

[so-pale-girl]

[queentaco]

[jjsinterlude]

When you mad at bae

[-somerhalder]

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[unclefather]

[lifesconfetti]

[joshpeck]

this is a LIE and i will not stand for it. Becky overdosed on the marijuana there is no way she reached out to poot. i will not have her name slandered like this

[steveholtiscool]

THIS IS AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (2015) SPOILER-FREE BLOG

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[pondnaravit]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.

[kimpissable]

daling daling

[biphoenix]

is this the obama?????