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Brooklyn-born New Yorker residing in Manhattan 🏙 Longtime tumblr exhibitionist and enthusiasts known for.... its in the name. Support me links - https://linktr.ee/assgod

[assgod]

the shit i do in the kitchen kinda amazes me

and im not just talking about how my bulging body parts shake and bounce when i stir vigorously

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Gustave Courtois - Young Florentin playing with cats (1882)

[assgod]

me waiting on hung trade to ring my doorbell

[assgod]

having a prophetic vision and smelling it in the air coming to fruition like getting a whiff of the maillard reaction from my baking goods except all my baked goods come out amazing and I cant say the same about my prophecies:-/ 🔮 🍪

[assgod]

a set

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[assgod]

the urge to choke and slap around and humilate makes me too hard

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[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[bradspace3000]

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

[annesophiewashere]

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

[stevviefox]

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

[ruffboi-mags]

For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

This is still revolutionary.

[assgod]

kinda hate bluesky because it never lets me post videos and im trying to show off my dildo'd hairy hole

[assgod]

horny but keeping it to myself rn

[assgod]

I can no longer keep it to myself

[assgod]

horny but keeping it to myself rn

[assgod]

I can no longer keep it to myself

[assgod]

tops should be on a leash and collared at all times. bottoms should be fined for non-compliance

[assgod]

theres nothing wrong about keeping your top in a cage

[assgod]

tops should be on a leash and collared at all times. bottoms should be fined for non-compliance

[assgod]

trying to get my friend to release the belief shes gluten free so that we can enjoy more appetizers together

[assgod]

trying to get my friend to release the belief shes gluten free so that we can enjoy more appetizers together

[sodomitecain]