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Jo . Detroit . Just a Tuna trying to get stubby. Loves: Hockey, Weight Lifting, Intersectional Feminism, Dogs, Comics, The Rock, & Funny Pictures Dislikes: Laugh Tracks, Rude people, Dolphins, Cardio, & The Smell of Pumpkin

[stubbytuna-blog]

I’m back, so uh - what did I miss?

[gamemakerm]

Your Droid Name

The first letter of your last name

The first number in your address

The last letter of your first name

The last digit of your phone number

(hyphenate as desired)

[digg]

                         I AM AWAITED IN FLAVORTOWN

via

[hamstergal]

I’m gonna die historic in some greasy spoon

[jjharrison]

Happy New Year everyone!

[staff]

Have we wished you a Happy 2016 yet?

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[stubbytuna-blog]

K. Tumblr looks weird now. :/

[creakyvoices]

Gah I’m just mopey and sad and lethargic tonight. I’m going to eat chocolate and watch NCIS and practice ASL and try to be less sad.

[stubbytuna-blog]

Feel better dude.

[beachdeath]

this is exactly what you think it is

[lindseydoubleu]

@beardedhockeyguy

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[enterheavenalive]

I could use those ten dollars kitty pls give me it

[stubbytuna-blog]

Plz kitty

[evilundead]

text post meme for my emo garbage son, kylo ren

[katiaobinger]

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

[cresentmoon2000]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[autisticyunarukami-remade-deact]

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

[intuwitchion-deactivated2019011]

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

[folieadicklord]

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

[thedesignateddriver]

no

[coeur-de-coucou-deactivated2015]

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

[higherthanheroes]

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

[demandean]

bonus round: it’s New Year’s Eve and ppl are also drunk

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[kenway]

cant believe chris evans is a middle-aged facebook mom

[stubbytuna-blog]

I can believe it

[turklet]

How did you discover you liked girls

i looked at a girl and i was like nice

[gold-motel]

me tbh

[stubbytuna-blog]

Me IRL

[cindy-clawford]

No droid can be that important! This one is.

[ameliastardust]

I just want to be somewhere warm and making questionable decisions