Don't Freak Out if you see my shit a second time
Ill painfully slowly transfer my crap (doodles, short fics, etc) onto that new stuckimaginationuniverse blog. Why? Well, iunno, im just gonna do it
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taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie

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Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
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@stuckimagination
Don't Freak Out if you see my shit a second time
Ill painfully slowly transfer my crap (doodles, short fics, etc) onto that new stuckimaginationuniverse blog. Why? Well, iunno, im just gonna do it
MOVING BLOGS
i’ll stay active on this account until Nov. 6 then officially switch over.
There won’t be much changes with Troosers, reblogs, and doodles; most likely more shit posting. I’m more active on this side blog than that wizard blog I creep around on. So It’ll still be stuck imagination. Das’ me now:
stuckimaginationuniverse … … . still s u b l i m i n a l i m a g i n a t i o n I”m going to give this a shot.
what if zam and aurra teamed up… and also were dating… hMm a concept
MOVING BLOGS
i’ll stay active on this account until Nov. 6 then officially switch over.
There won’t be much changes with Troosers, reblogs, and doodles; most likely more shit posting. I’m more active on this side blog than that wizard blog I creep around on. So It’ll still be stuck imagination. Das’ me now:
stuckimaginationuniverse … … . still s u b l i m i n a l i m a g i n a t i o n I”m going to give this a shot.
Preparation
“Are you sure you want to do this?”, Doctor Gida Fam crossed her arms as she watched her mentor toss a duffle bag on the couch before disappearing into the bedroom.
“There’s no reason for me to stay.” The retired Medic Commander responded grimly as he brought out his Clone Trooper uniform and started to inspect, and discard a few pieces.
“Where will you go?”
“Anywhere they will let me work. There are worlds out there for me to be of use.”
“You’re retired.”
Taking one look at the small thigh guards, and crotch piece, he shakes his head and tosses it aside, “Gida, I’m only forty-five.”
“Your body is seventy-five. You’re mind-“
The Commander looks up at her with steely golden brown eyes, “What are you saying? I’m senile?”
“No.”
“Unable to care for myself?”
“Of course not -”
“Listen, I accept that I have limitations, but Kamino is a prison for me now. Has been for years. Understand?”
“Wyn, I’m sorry.”
Her friend sighed as he adjusted the straps on the breastplate, “You’re just being observant. Can’t fault you for that.”
“Seriously? You’re going to wear that?”
“Sure. Why not?”
“Wyn, it’s not going to fit.”
The Commander smirked before he took a breath, sucked in his gut, and put on his upper armor.
“Oh…ugh… no.” He squirmed uncomfortably within the armor, “This… isn’t going to work.”
Gida tried not to snicker while she watched her friend turn several shades of red as he tried unsuccessfully to unfasten the tight torso plate.
“For cry’ in out loud! Ugh…Help me…”
Gida tried to remove the torso plate, but the Commander moved before she could grasp it, “Hold still.”
“Kriff'in…” He leaned against his desk pulling at one side of the plate while Gida worked at the other.
“Language, Commander…”
“Hurry up!” he pants, “I’m go‘in ta pass out!”
The torso plate pops open, hanging loosely at one side as the Commanders belly filled the open space, “Whoo! That was close.” The Commander laughed as he took a few relieved breaths, scratching his belly.
“I thought I’d have to get maintenance to cut you out.” She laughed, patting his shoulder.
“Would have taken too long.” Wyn chuckled, wiping nervous sweat from his brow, “Alpha Phase armor is tough.” He grinned tapping the breastplate, “This piece is coming with me.” He unhooks the torso plate and discards it.
“Wait…you were Alpha class?”
“Yeah.” Wyn noticed his friend’s confusion,”I was an aberration. A little too independent minded. I wanted to preserve life more than take it, but I always did my duty.” The Commander stood there for a split second remembering his early years, “Always.” He whispered. With a sniff he brought himself to the present. “They found that it would be beneficial to have a Medic within the Alpha Class to keep us in the field longer. When the Alpha’s were phased out, I was trained for command of the 367th Medic battalion to disperse Specialized Medics and Doctors throughout the GAR.”
Wyn looked at his desk holo calendar. Forty-seven days since the explosion at Onderon.
“They may be gone, Wyn -”
“Don’t say that!” The Commander steps aside, opening his duffle bag, “We don’t know that. Not for sure.”
“They won’t allow transport -”
“I just have to get off Kamino.” The Commander’s tone deepened, “I’ll find my own way.”
MOVING BLOGS
i’ll stay active on this account until Nov. 6 then officially switch over.
There won’t be much changes with Troosers, reblogs, and doodles; most likely more shit posting. I’m more active on this side blog than that wizard blog I creep around on. So It’ll still be stuck imagination. Das’ me now:
stuckimaginationuniverse . . . . . . . still s u b l i m i n a l i m a g i n a t i o n I”m going to give this a shot.
Jackie Chan, fashionista.
Clone Wars gave me an idea and now i NEEEEEED IT
I just saw that episode in season 2, Senate Murders, where Padme’s mentor-uncle figure is murdered and she goes on an investigation and it turns out that the guy’s fellow senator from his planet did it. And that inspector character guy, Tan Divo, i fucking love him. He’s amazing. he’s just so fucking done with everyone. Like, Padme’s all “No one hated him, he was the nicest guy. everyone loved him!”
inspector dude: clearly that’s not the case, or I wouldn’t be here. And Senator Farr would be. But he’s not, because he’s dead.
like what kind of short sassy motherfucker
anyway, the idea: a police procedural, set on Coruscant, where the main characters are Inspector Divo and a rookie clone trooper from the Coruscant guard, who’s been assigned to the police to help them investigate crimes.
!!! and Divo is mr. By the Books when it comes to police work, but when he’s talking to people, no matter how important they are, he’s all sarcasm and mockery and not giving a single shit. The clone trooper is all “yes sir” and saluting and formal protocol for interactions, but when it comes to police work he’s all “I DO WHAT I WAAAAAANT” because when he’s got an idea he just runs with it.
So like, they’re chasing a suspect and Clone Trooper “commandeers” a speeder from a civilian and gives chase, weaving in and out of traffic and causing snarls for miles, basically being your average crazy-ass loose cannon. And Inspector Divo is sitting unfazed in the passenger seat, saying things like “Or we could have called for any one of the thousands of police bots within five miles to cut him off, and gone back to the station. But this works too.” and “I hope you realize how much paperwork is involved with commandeering civilian vehicles for police operations. And I hope you realize that I’m not doing any of that paperwork”
so anyway I NEEEED IT and i hope that by some miracle someone else decides to write it because i do not have the fucking time
rebloggin my own shit because dang i have good ideas
Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.
Believe him
The Amazing Kara Hui Ying Hung
You might remember Hui Ying Hung from such 70s-80s Shaw Brothers Martial Arts films as…uh…all of them. (Well, almost!)
She was in over 51 action and martial arts films in the Shaw Brothers studios, which sounds tough as hell, considering that every story I’ve heard about their stunt safety measures says they were…casual. A lot of people from that era of Hong Kong cinema suffer from tremendous pain and painkiller addictions, the way older pro wrestlers do.
Facts about Kara Hui:
Many of her co-workers have testified that she has “photographic reflexes,” in that she could reproduce a move she saw once. Choreographers only needed to give her instructions and she could do complex moves right the first time. She was such a quick study that she sometimes doubled for others in fight scenes to save time.
She started as an extra, but when the leading lady of a film quit, she was promoted from background extra to leading lady because the director remembered an audition tape of her martial arts skills, and, more importantly, she just happened to be around the set then. She was literally pulled from craft services and told she was the leading lady now.
She is of Manchu ethnicity. I’ve never found any interviews with her where they ask her about that, but even though many people of Chinese ethnic minorities are, nowadays, very remote from their heritage and look to assimilate into society (the number of Manchu native language speakers is a three digit number), I honestly, truly wonder what was going on in her head when she made all those martial arts movies where her ethnic group are presented as Torquemada-like sadist villains who torture heroes by writing calligraphy on their backs in acid, or have their own men killed by flying guillotines, and so on.
She started off as a professional dancer. While a dancer, she got weapons training from Mark Bo-sim, who is Donnie Yen’s mother (she later starred with Donnie Yen in a couple films, notably Dragon in 2011).
Before becoming a dancer, she described her family as “beggars.” They literally were beggars, as her father lost their money in Shangtung in failed business ventures, and she says she “grew up around pimps, prostitutes, and gamblers” as a small child in Hong Kong.
Recommended Movies
My Young Auntie (1981). Not to be morbid, but this is probably the movie that will be mentioned in the first paragraph of her obituary (she won’t die soon, though – seen pictures of her lately? She’s more yoked than Robin Wright these days, despite having as many injuries as a middle aged professional wrestler). In this film, written and built entirely around her personality and strengths, she takes the lead in a martial arts comedy where she’s the maid of a rich old man who marries her so she can deny his wealth to his rotten nephew and give it to his decent nephew. Along the way, despite being his aunt, she falls in love with her “nephew’s” young son. It’s one of the movies I show people to explain what Hong Kong films are like because if you watch any 10 minute stretch it becomes a totally different movie; relationship humor one minute, a musical the next, a Kung Fu adventure the next, with changes that Westerners consider whiplash-like. In this one, she plays the Kung Fu archetype of the “hick” from a small town who is good at kung fu and extremely honest, decent, and traditional, but who is also easily tricked and naive.
Buddha’s Palm (1982). A weird, phantasmagorical fantasy movie with a Hensonian puppet gargoyle monster and people who shoot lasers at each other with Kung Fu powers, this one’s a must-see for fans of Big Trouble in Little China. It would be topped by the next year’s incredible Zu: Warriors of the Magical Mountain.
Clan of the White Lotus (1980). Boy, this is the most tumblr-friendly martial arts movie ever made. In this one, Gordon Liu, he-man, battles the white-whiskered eunuch Pai Mei, the supreme supervillain of the martial arts (ironically, Gordon Liu would later play Pai Mei in Kill Bill). Behind every great man is a great woman, and our hero can only defeat Pai Mei with the help of his wife, who shows him the martial arts style he needs to beat him, based on female labor needlepoint work. So our hero has to overcome his macho resistance to learning a woman’s skill, and he discovers he has a talent and gets fulfillment out of it. It’s about how there’s no shame in mixing up sex roles, or men doing women’s work, and how men can learn things from women.
Martial Club (1981). Hui Ying Hung played “the martial arts girlfriend” of the hero in lots of movies, but in this one, she wasn’t the girlfriend or love interest in function, but a co-lead, in a film about rival martial arts schools that declare war on each other.
Madam City Hunter (1993). She’s not actually the main character in this one, but it’s worth seeing because it’s the one she’s in a maid outfit.
Moth pit
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
Happy Halloween from our little ghostie friend! ^u^ <3 Have fun tonight, everyone~
see you space cowgirl
I really loved your deaged baby!obi-wan fic with Cody and Rex! Could you maybe write more about what happens after Rex goes to get Kix? Thank you 💜💜 your writing is amazing
“He’sjust hungry you mean?” Cody blinked as Kix settled down with theirGeneral in his arms, a makeshift bottle with a teat on it, said teatbeing customized from a rubber glove.
“Yes,babies can’t tell you what they need, they just cry.” Kix leanedback against the rock behind him as the others crowded around towatch the little squirmy bundle latch on and suck eagerly on therubber teat. “I learned it from a Twi'lek from a refugee village,she had twins who needed her and she showed me how to do this sinceboth got hungry at once.” The medic grinned a bit at how quicklythe babe in his arms were sucking. “Damn, he must have been realhungry.”
Waxerwiggled closer, peeking at the General and then at Kix. “Is heconscious? I mean is our general in there?”
“Doubtful.He doesn’t seem much more aware then most babies I’ve seen.” Kixmurmured after a few moments of thought, he shifted the little oneagainst his shoulder once the bottle was empty and started rubbinghis back.
“Whatare you doing now?”
“Babiesget down about as much air as they get down milk. And they need helpto get it up. Ergo burping.” Kix shrugged and continued rubbinglittle Obi-Wan’s back slowly. There was a small hiccuping sound andthen a louder burping noise before Obi-Wan cooed.
“Therewe go.” Kix grinned before sighing as he noticed blue slime on thelittle ones lips and chin. “And that’s the part I forgot, spit ups.Tell me my shoulders not covered.”
“Well…”Waxer grinned.
“Ugh,someone hold him? Just clean him up with moist cloth, so I can gochange.” Waxer instantly took the little bundle that was theirGeneral from the medic, beaming as he accepted a softer cloth fromBoil to do so, supporting both neck and head falling naturally to thecheerful man.
“Heshould be alright now until he needs a diaper change.” Kix stood,pretending not to notice the sudden silence. “Else he’ll probablyjust nap. I’d suggest looking up some child care on the extra net.”