& you can q u o t e me on that.

Heard someone say something juicy lately? Make sure to tell me all about it.

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Omaha means family.

Zig Novak

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But hey, who needs liquor when you’re a few steps closer to getting senior breakfast perks at IHOP with your AARP card, am I right?

Jonah Haak

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Ben Farrow had to put on his psycho pants.

Heather Sinclair 

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Well, you see, when a person with a penis and Jamie Lynn Spears have sex, sometimes they can make little cretins. Didn’t they teach you this in school here?

Jack Jones

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Lastly, I'd put tracking chips in the Hollingsworths.

Katie Matlin

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Are you dating the last person you talked to?" "Winny? No. She has a nice butt, but she’s not really my type.

Maya Matlin

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We wouldn’t be in this situation if you’d taken it up the ass in the first place!

Katie Matlin

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Give them something that mildly resembles a boob and they’re good to go.

Grace Cardinal

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If you had your own fragrance line, what would it be?" "Always Superior by Arlene Takahashi.

Arlene Takahashi

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Doesn’t your mom know that hot water and cocaine go great together?

Maya Matlin

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Just don’t let the pressure of my pleasure get to you.

Hanna Lancaster

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Dicks are a dime a dozen, baby.

Missy Harold

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If chip throwing was in the Olympics, I’d probably get the bronze medal.

Jake Martin

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God, Frankie, didn't you know the stork is the one that brings the babies?

Lola Pacini

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You should swallow the word of the Lord.

Arlene Takahashi

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As a Greaser, do you even know about Hulu?

Lola Pacini

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What's an existential crouton?

Zig Novak