I Don't Even Go Here

THIS BLOG IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING WE SAY SERIOUSLY || mod Coffee [He/They/It] and mod Soda [all prns] || Silly Goofy Genshin Impact Discourse for Shits and Giggles

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Hello! Welcome to Stupid Genshin Discourse! Run by two people, one who doesn't go here (mod Coffee) and one who does go here, full time, 24/7 (mod Soda)

We want to preface this blog saying everything we post is entirely satirical and we don't actually want to start genuine arguments- we just say dumb things, and want to see the world burn.

The ask box is open for you guys to send in discourse you think is funny, but if you come in there trying to start a real fight you'll be publicly humiliated and then blocked!

If you find anything we say here actually upsetting, we apologize- everything will be tagged accordingly but I'm So Sorry if you think a post about sayu being sonic's humansona or about how lumine is higher on the monster fucker scale than aether is just genuinely upsetting- thats not our fault.

Welcome to hell ladies and gents. Enjoy the ride

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With all these new characters, I have realized I need to remake the graph

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So if fan fiction exists in genshin... does that mean omegaverse aus ALSO exist?

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Qiqi is the embodiment of eternity, can't die, not susceptible to erosion because she can't remember anything anyway, and will not change due to her immortal nature

Prove me wrong

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Albedo is a monster fucker and would fuck a hilichurl given the chance.

Then claim it was for science I promise

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Kequing is a flat earther.

Discuss.

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Either Rosaria is a Shuichi Saihara kinnie or Shuichi is a Rosaria kinnie. The truth is whats on your heart

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All Cicin Mages are bisexual.

That is all.

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Aether has a Wattpad and he knows about Omegaverse.

That is all.

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Zhongli is not the true gilf of Genshin.

It's Uncle Tian.

I will not be taking criticism.

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Xinyan is an Applejack kinnie.

Discuss

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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

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Please mod coffee spent so much time on this. Hes right too.

*keqing is asexual.

*kujou sara is... godsexual???

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Most to least likely to Fuck a God

1. Kaeya

It is of the mods personal belief he slept with the tsaritsa to get his vision. We will not take an criticism on this fact

2. Childe

Do I need to explain this one?

3. Kujou Sara

Works close with the Raiden shogun and worships her. Like... duh-

4. Ningguang

She girlbossed her way so far up she slept with a God and its entirely in character for her

5. Albedo

Its for science, I promise

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Yanfei and Harley Quinn are the same person, different fonts

Discuss

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Keqing is a lightening McQueen kinnie.

Discuss.

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Genshin characters in art class

Takes it seriously:

Kokomi, Ei (too seriously), ayaka, eula, yanfei, chongyun

Doodles the entire time:

Yoimiya, sayu, venti (is drawing dicks everywhere), qiqi, bennett, xiangling

Thinks this class is stupid:

Xiao, jean (shed never admit it), Rosaria, keqing, diluc

Honorable mentions

Klee is eating glue

Albedo stole half the art supplies

Diona is trying to make a cocktail using glitter and charcoal

Zhongli is the teacher. He has given up trying to regain control.