MAYBE NEXT WEEK.

What are you going to do? Are you going to live in the dark, locked in here? Afraid to look out, answer the door, leave? Yes, he’s out there, and he’s clearly not going to leave you alone until one of three things happens: he hurts you and gets arrested, or he makes a mistake and gets arrested, or you stop him. ― 출처

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me: i just want my muse to be happy

also me: *ENCOURAGES ANGST, ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, GENERAL DRAMA, HEARTBREAKING PAST, DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIORS*

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* ok, i know i still have threads to reply to and everything, but i can’t do this now and will eventually do it someday this week --- i promise! so before i log out, i’d like to leave yongguk’s aim here: it’s @o_bsessions, so if you’d like to talk to yongguk or plot something, feel free to add! ♥

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“i have no idea how to do cpr.” || ( welcome, welcome!! )

Yongguk couldn’t help but raise both eyebrows once he heard what the other said, slightly surprised for knowing that, but soon he remembered that not everyone had taken those classes in college like he did. 

“Really? It’s not complicated,” he spoke, shaking his head a few times as he looked down at his hands. Actually, the detective didn’t know if he remembered exactly of everything he should do in case someone needed CPR, he knew what to do but not in all details.

“As long as you remember how many times you have to do every step, you’re good --- and that’s not my case, honestly.”

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❝How does Santa fit through a chimney? Have you seen him?❞ / Welcome to Avec!

He left a low and short chuckle escape from his lips after listening to the younger male, his eyes almost disappeared into small crescents even when he tried to turn his gaze towards Jongin, his hands were carefully wrapped around a cup of coffee and there was a wide smile spreading on his lips. 

“I have no idea how he fits throught chimneys, he might do some type of magic.” And then he shrugged, tilted his head and pursed his lips, blinking a few times before speaking again. “No, I’ve never seen him. Have you?

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] … 헐  [SMS » yongguk] either you’re really bad with girls or you’re lying to me

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] — i’m just bad with people, not only girls..... — why would i lie, anyways

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] it’s gonna get r-rated up in here 😉 [SMS » yongguk] what’s your type anyway?

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] — do i have a type? — idk, to be quite honest — as long as she’s cute, i’m fine :’)

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] have i ever disappointed you? [SMS » yongguk] lets hit up a bar tonight

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] — no but.. we never know, right? — tonight already??? — alright, but if i end up alone i’ll blame it all on you. 

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY SAID YES [SMS » yongguk] I MEAN YOU DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE BUT [SMS » yongguk] I’m gonna get you all sorts of laid, promise

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] — LISTEN HERE — don’t be mean..... --- and don’t disappoint me

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] why not? [SMS » yongguk] can i be your wingwoman??? 😎

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] — hm, yes you actually can — but don’t embarrass me even more 

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cindyella:

( ✉ → sms ) Okay that sounds good! ( ✉ → sms ) If the door man give you issues just text me and let me know

[ SMS TO: cindy. ] — fine, have you told him that i am coming over? — i don’t want to cause any problem for you... or for me

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pdxkay:

[SMS » yongguk] oh. [SMS » yongguk] and here i thought you were finally getting laid

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ] --- LISTEN --- don’t embarrass me like that..

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[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW)

[ SMS TO: ahyoung. ]— her, who?— i probably didn’t..

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[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW)

[ SMS TO: nora. ]— WHY WHAT HAVE I DONE— DON’T KILL ME

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cindyella:

[text]: I want gummy candies please. [text]: and soda! Also I set up the movie... sorry I got worried!

[ SMS TO: cindy. ] — alright, i’ll also take some chips! — and chocolate — i’ll be at your place in a few minutes, don’t worry!!! 

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[text]: last night was so GOOD

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW)

[ SMS TO: ephram. ]— i’m sure it really was, but now my head is exploding— shouldn’t have drank that much, i can’t remember much— i actually just remember what happened before we started drinking.— i blame you 

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[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW)

[ SMS TO: cindy. ]— i’m at the store, calm down.....— what did you want me to buy again?— sorry, i forgot.......

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vainlla:

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans