Cooperation
Student 1: "If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?"
Student 2: "A Donut."
Student 1: "Man..... Can't you just take like ONE thing seriously please?"
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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Cooperation
Student 1: "If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?"
Student 2: "A Donut."
Student 1: "Man..... Can't you just take like ONE thing seriously please?"
"Fighting"
Three students just grabbing on to each other's hoods:
Me: "What are you doing?"
Student: "We're fighting"
Me: "..... Who is winning?"
Student: "....... I have no idea"
I have so many better things to do, such as literally anything else.
10th Grade Boy
Called Out
Boy: "I can do that"
Girl: "Really? Do it right now."
Boy: "...I would, but I don't want to show off"
Girl: "Yeah, that's what I thought, chump."
I'M BREAKING ANKLES SIR, THEY DONT WANT IT. I'M THE KYRIE OF THESE HALLWAYS
9th Grade Boy
America
*Kid playing the national anthem on cello.*
Gets to "and the rockets red glare" and stops.
Student: "...And then I don't know the rest. But anyways, America."
I'm so bored I'm considering pooping my pants.
9th Grade Boy
Farting
Student 1: "Did you just fart?"
Student 2: "No, I exhaled out of my butthole."
Girls Talking About Boys
"I don't know about him, he's kind of weird. He touches his hair a LOT."
Good Distinction
Student 1: "There is this website with a map of the world, and all these red dots pop up, and each dot is someone who has died."
Student 2: "That's cool. I mean that's not COOL... just like.... that's lit."
Everyone knows that Chicken Little brings the heat.
11th Grade Boy
Poison
Student 1: "Hey drink this"
Student 2: *Takes long sip*
Student 1: "Is it poisonous?"
Student 2: *Takes another long sip*
Student 2: "...Probably"
Two Notes From Today:
1. Some kid called another kid a "fart hole"
2. I have a new favorite insult
Take Your Backpack Off
Me: "You know, you could probably take your backpack off at this point."
Student 1: "But I like it, it makes me look cool"
Student 2: "Dude. I was literally JUST talking about how dumb you look."
I Have a Joke
Student 1: "Oh my god, I have a joke. It's called the 'Cheerios Joke.' I think I have time to tell it."
Student 2: "Wait wait wait... How long is this joke?"
Student 1: "Roughly 25 minutes."
Student 2: "God I hate you."
Wack.
Student 1: The sugar you don't digest goes into your pee. So a diabetic's pee will taste sweet. That's actually how they used to test for diabetes, they would taste your pee and see if it was sweet."
Student 2: "Dude..... that is the wackest thing I have ever heard."
So Close...
Student 1: "Did you just say you want to date me?"
Student 2: "No. I said I HATE you. And I think you know that."