Mar 21, 2017
Cooperation
Student 1: "If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?"
Student 2: "A Donut."
Student 1: "Man..... Can't you just take like ONE thing seriously please?"
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Cooperation
Student 1: "If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?"
Student 2: "A Donut."
Student 1: "Man..... Can't you just take like ONE thing seriously please?"
"Fighting"
Three students just grabbing on to each other's hoods:
Me: "What are you doing?"
Student: "We're fighting"
Me: "..... Who is winning?"
Student: "....... I have no idea"
Called Out
Boy: "I can do that"
Girl: "Really? Do it right now."
Boy: "...I would, but I don't want to show off"
Girl: "Yeah, that's what I thought, chump."
Poison
Student 1: "Hey drink this"
Student 2: *Takes long sip*
Student 1: "Is it poisonous?"
Student 2: *Takes another long sip*
Student 2: "...Probably"
The solution to refusing to get dressed yet being obligated to prepare supper. #SubLyfe #kitchenSlaveryInStyle #IhaveMatchingMittsAndRubberGlovesBecauseOfCourseIdo #NoAdvicePlease (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/BncfCdYF7U9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fdgh527pu9tk
I have so many better things to do, such as literally anything else.
10th Grade Boy
I'M BREAKING ANKLES SIR, THEY DONT WANT IT. I'M THE KYRIE OF THESE HALLWAYS
9th Grade Boy
America
*Kid playing the national anthem on cello.*
Gets to "and the rockets red glare" and stops.
Student: "...And then I don't know the rest. But anyways, America."