𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽

DNI if: - you have a DNI in your bio - you always reject links your friends send you - you have zero public git repos - youre the CEO of tumblr (idk there was something) - youre a noobshipper (im a pro captain and dont talk to landlubbers) - you only have competitive sex - you dont like pineapple on pizza - youre my girlfriend (DO NOT message me under ANY circumstances) - you take everything too seriously - youre on tumblr (unlike me) - you have more than 3 pronouns My pronouns are: she/it/ze/fae The only language is: C The best distro is: NixOS I live in: The Wired

[subduck44]

heyyyy most beloved darling of mine

we heard you desperately lust for fans, and have a new DNI to match

here u go:

a nice industrial one

this one clips onto your belt

down with the brown

much love, a serial DNI ignorer :3

thank you, kind stranger

now i will survive summer

[pleasantlyplural]

We all hit burn out, it happens to all of us. Getting up can be hard so please be gentle with your soul and mind, let your body rest for a little time 🩷

[subduck44]

"The heart is willing but the body must rest Lest you squander one of the Lord's creations." - Gaybriel

[emoloser2001]

i feel like ive made this post before but is there a reason why planefuckers give the planes tits? like surely if u were a planefucker you would just want to fuck the planes themselves, not woman versions of the planes? are there planefucking purists?

[subduck44]

to me they just lose the appeal the second you anthropomorphize them im not here for the tits, im here for the planes!

so yah… me

[subduck44]

This post was not written by a tumblr user

I love ragebaiting people into thinking im a tumblr user, without actually being one. You see, being *on tumblr* doesn't neessarily make you a tumblr user. I, for one, do not consider myself to be one.

One might say that my post looks exactly like something a tumblr user would write. Frankly, I must disagree. You're all delusional anyway.

[16bytesofurandom]

ok babe but can we still do muppet joker roleplay after you're done pretending? 👉👈

[subduck44]

im going to fucking kill you if you dont extricate yourself from my blog

[subduck44]

hey did you know that you are not safe? :3

Rust users nowadays are pulling *all* the tactics. But I'm not falling for them. My totally real printout of Ken Thompson hanging over my bed will protect me.

[subduck44]

This post was not written by a tumblr user

I love ragebaiting people into thinking im a tumblr user, without actually being one. You see, being *on tumblr* doesn't neessarily make you a tumblr user. I, for one, do not consider myself to be one.

One might say that my post looks exactly like something a tumblr user would write. Frankly, I must disagree. You're all delusional anyway.

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[Many college students experience introductory physics as psychologically threatening.]

Benson-Greenwald et al. (2026)

[subduck44]

i am the one who psychologically threatens introductory physics