Ur local diaster bitch

I have two brain cells and they rattle around my head like hexbugs. send me anon hate and i'll kiss you on the mouth. hoth○25○she/they○lesbian as above, so below

[zippyzstuff]

[aquilaofarkham]

happy pride month!!

[farmwitch]

some things on pins

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[senatortedcruz]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[sapphia]

hold on i need to google something

[sapphia]

okay this is funny and also support HIJOS, which raises awareness for the forcible disappearance of people in guatemala and argentina!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[yourfaveisintersex]

YOU are an intersex ally!

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[elementop123]

This is real. Also, I had periods for about a decade pre-transition, and those can be debilitating, too, and should be given special consideration if the person having them experiences things like severe pain, heavy bleeding, issues with things like cysts, extreme nausea or fatigue, etc.

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.