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Personal Podcast App Tug of War

I have been going through a tug of war trying to figure out which podcast app to use. One week, I’ll use Pocket Casts, the next week I’ll switch back to Apple Podcasts. Occasionally, I’ll look at Overcast and just wonder, “What the hell am I doing here? The web app is too basic and I have never liked how the mobile app works, this is a waste of time.” So I jump back and forth, have to mark lots…

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Adventures In Baking(sitting)

Adventures In Baking(sitting): In which I decide to bake, becuase I have been watching too much GBBO and the universe conspires against me. #baking #scones

Poor wordplay based off of late 80s comedies aside, I decided to try my hand at baking cinnamon-sugar scones on Saturday morning. I am, by no means, a proficient baker. I have baked some banana bread (no nuts) in the past, which came out very good the first time and less than good the second time, which was when I tried to entirely replace sugar with Splenda™ (curse you diabetes), but lately I…

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As adults, we use generic ringtones because we don’t want to be associated with anything in pubic settings, but as kids/teens we view it as way to show our unique interests/personality.

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Whatever, man, I use a custom ringtone from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly so everyone knows I want to be a cowboy.

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If you can't walk around in the mall, how are you supposed to shop in the mall? Rumor is they're closing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, proofread, folks.

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The perfect gift for whom?

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Which one is the real Tesla?

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Maybe three bags will be enough to hold in the smell for his damn stool sample?

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A trifle low this morning. At least I'm not feeling all weird and stuff. (Need to fix time on glucometer to DST)

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Someone seems to think when the pepperoni comes out it means they always get some. I wonder why that is? (Yes, I gave him some)

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The tour was fantastic! (at West Virginia Penitentiary)

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How is sleeping like this even comfortable?

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Dinos! Alive! (at Kings Dominion)

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at Kings Dominion

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at Kings Dominion

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Breakfast at Cafe Crombice

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Shreddding cheese by hand is the worst, but check out the little tortilla pizza I made for lunch!