jade, age 9: [figures out how to tap into her dead grandfathers basically limitless bank account so she can commission furry artists online]
this one weird girl on toyhou.se who seemingly never learned how to read or write properly, whos’ account has HTML eerily similar to that of that one obscure SBaHJ site (who the fuck taught this girl who spelled original characters as orjinul chaructrs how to code?!), with 18 main fursonas, 26 secondary fursonas, and seemingly endless OCs NONE OF WHICH she has designed herself (except for a plain white ‘NFS EVER!!!!!!!’ dog fursona named Becqy) who is notorious for never turning down a request to be commissioned. she has singlehandedly paid 103 peoples urgent rent requests in exchange for furry art, bought 581 bags of groceries for hungry tummies, been the reason 339 people could buy their partners’ birthday presents, funded 1043 cheeky takeaways, and has had her age listed as 13 on the site for the last 3 years. nobody says anything because she somehow has never been stopped by any guardians … not that a dog could regulate her online activities, but they dont know that … and she always rounds up the commission prices to give a healthy tip.

















