Behold, my greatest invention!!

[What even is a 'Tumblr'?!]

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pretend this is how it went

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Hello everyone, I'm Chris Pratt and I'll be the main actor of Subspace T. Mine in the live action movie of Phighting 2: The Electric Boogalo.

I can't wait to see you there, and as always, behold, my greatest invention.

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have a cat, hes gonna bite ya

What the-?! Don't bite me you little THING!! GET HIM AWAY!! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

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omg👀👀👀hi👀👀👀subsoace👀👀👀👀remember me???👀👀👀👀

"Subspacekisser1"... That definitely rings a bell!! Gosh, I have forgotten you exist...

So, do you still admire me after these long times?? Well, of course you will... After all, who wouldn't?!

Also, what's with the staring??

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[Glitter bomb :)]

AGH!!! IT GOT IN MY EYE!!! GOODNESS, AARRGGHHH!!!!

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Gives you a medkit bean. Gives you a Coil bean. Hold the enemylings for me pretty pleece

Uhm. I don't. Want to hold either of these... Couldn't you just ask for their respective inphernals to do it??

This small Coil one is mocking me!!

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Seems like ive entered the multiverse.. Thought i nibbled on a Subspace's horns already..

Welp!!

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Huh?? Multiverse?? What are you talking about-

AAHH!!! STOP THAT!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY DECENCY?!

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hi subspace. Ok?

throws a miniature chair at you

Hi??- ACK!!

What was that for?!

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i have a slur to call you but like i cant think of a funny one. please imagine one here for me

...What did you just call me?? I will NOT let myself be treated like this!! SECURITY!!!

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pelting you with a cat plush

What's with people and their obsession with cats?! ACK!! STOP!!

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Dr. Subspace T. Mine, what are your personal opinions on the paranormal?

- totally-not-an-eldritch-god anon

Paranormal?? I don't recall a paranormal back before...

It's been a while... I can't remember!!

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mmeeeooooowwwwwww 😼😼😼😼😼

Stop that!! STOP!! I'M NOT AFRAID TO HIT YOU!!

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a THING kicked subspaces door down, it has a fork and knife

" can you be my father. "

it went to subspace and smiled

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-@creator-is-herexp

No... I'm already busy handling all these Biografts. I don't have another hand to take care of... Er, whatever you are!!

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quick everyone meow at subspace 😼

What, no don't do that?! It's... Odd!!

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hi subspace have you watched pain girl if not you should it's so :3 with a little bit of blood involved

From my own search of "Pain Girl", I would've not believed that it had a little bit of blood involved!!

I'm not the one to watch shows, but I guess I could give it a shot...

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sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

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...I don't know?? Why are you asking me?! I'm not a CAT!!

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Cats really have evolved!! It's just that they evolved into this grotesque form that resembles a roach...!!