pearljam and poe

welcome to my little slice of the 6th sphere. enjoy the river stix

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you ever just

and then you

so then

everyday

sumc

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This still exists?

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i think the only thing worse than shaming someone for their politics is to say their name on air while doing so, and claiming they can’t vote someone because of their race. but that’d never happen, especially not on jimmy fallon, joking about extorting them for sex, that’d never happen.

hey wait a minute

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y’know i’ve gone so deep into jojo that i sometimes forget how weird it’s supposed to be.

the same series with really creative powers and storylines is also the same series that: introduced one of the main characters by them getting caught masturbating, has a paraplegic get use of his legs from the dead corpse of jesus, has a character that has gold grills with a cheer for himself on his own teeth, and has a character with 4 testicles.

and that’s forgetting to mention the vampire with a magic scuba diving ghost, magic sun karate, people made of silicon instead of carbon, and snails.

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if i had a nickel i think that’d be pretty cool.

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star trek 17: wrath of donkey khan: tropical freeze

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give me thirteen reasons why i shouldn’t kill myself without any meta-irony. i dare you.

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you ever feel like the cuphead tutorial? yeah, i usually break down when that happens.

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was there a ‘days of old’ reason as to why bologna means fake? like were there dummies made of it? is bologna a fake meat?

i must know.

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platformers are like the crash bandicoot of dark souls.

wait.

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reasons i’m better than you

i

lower

the

seat

when

i’m

done

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one more fuckery from you and you lose your oxygen privileges.

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i’m slowly losing my grip on reality and honestly i’m kind of okay with that. i’d probably have a better time keeping a grip on things if it wasn’t coated in the slickest lube out there, but it’s whatevs.

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how much longer before i get the rest of my toes? i’m getting antsy.

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how much longer before i evolve? this stage is so tedious and painful.

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yeah i’d lock toes with my bitch what of it?

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“wow this artist drew a woman with a slimmer than average waist and d cup breasts,

let’s ruin his career.”