Kiana Khansmith
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if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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@suburbanwhitemomproblems
Suburban White Mom Problem #109
I bought Carolyn a sweater from walmart and she said she wont wear it because walmart is lame so now I have to return the 6 outfits I bought for myself so I don't embarrass myself in front of the rich moms wearing Gucci at the PTA conference on Thursday
Suburban White Mom Problem #108
Bernard is going to a volunteer activity next week at a public school. He wants me to come with him, but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable in a place of such squalid conditions
Hey also if your submission is not posted, it's because it violates one or more of these rules which I've personally been keeping 1. The post changes the lives of the blog's characters too much (ex. No you can't kill Carolyn omfg) 2. Reused idea 3. It's not white mom-y enough even after editing
welcome your new mods, @kaylaofrp and @katieeerika !!
I’m still going to be active on this blog, but these two will also have access to making content. - Josh, the creator
Suburban White Mom Problem #107
Had to give Bernard “The Talk” today. The frightening part was that he talked more than me.
Suburban White Mom Problem #106
This year, Carolyn’s school is implementing a gender neutral uniform policy. Normally, I wouldn’t be against this, but some of the rich moms are threatening to pull their children out of the school. I’d miss being with my “friends” in the PTA and getting invited to all their fancy parties so I clearly have to oppose this rule
also please send submissions
the white moms at school can only do so much
Suburban White Mom Problem #105
Today right after I dropped the kids off from school, I went to Starbucks for my regular morning coffee, and GUESS WHAT? THEY WERE PROMOTING A PLAIN RED MERRY CHRISTMAS COFFEE CUP. WHAT KIND OF ATHEIST SWINE MAKES A PLAIN COFFEE CUP FOR CHRISTMAS? I’m boycotting Starbucks until they give me a coffee cup with stars or crucifixion crosses on it. It’s Christmas after all, not COMMUNISTmas.
Suburban White Mom Problem #104
When Carolyn’s best friend is home for the holidays from boarding school and you want to get her a gift card to a high class restaurant but remember that her school is in the middle of nowhere
mod application still stands though
I MISS THIS BLOG I’M BRINGING IT BACK
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
vultureworth send in your email address and you’ll become this blog’s new mod!
Mod Application
1. I’d like to become a mod bc this blog is incredible and i am well acquainted with the complexities of white suburban mom culture. 2. I live in the suburbs in a financially stable and incredibly white town in Massachusetts, home of public schools, several soccer fields, and two car dealerships (for all your SUV-buying needs.) Its like a white suburban mom’s dream come true. 3. White mom name of choice: Margaret, often shortened to “Peggy” or “Peg” by my girlfriends on Facebook (Im looking at you, Helen! You’re such a wild card! ;) )
sorry for the late response! i’ll just need you to send in an email and i’ll share the blog with you. i tried using only your url but apparently that doesn’t work
how do we apply to be a mod??
shoot i just realized i may not have given instructions:IN ORDER TO BECOME A MOD, MESSAGE ME WITH ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS:
1. Why would you like to become a mod?2. What about you makes you qualified to take on the persona of a suburban white mom (ex: you live in the suburbs, your mom is part of the school pta and you understand her behavior, etc.)3. Your personal, unique suburban white mom name of choice that you’d like to pick for yourself.
As a mod, you will be asked to provide a short bio of your character which will be posted in the about section of the blog. You may use the existing character that I have been using to make posts, or you may create a unique character with a different story for yourself. That will be your choice if you become a mod.
REPOSTING IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Suburban White Mom Problem #103
When Bernard tells you a kid has been bullying him at school so you go to talk to the bully's parents but they are convinced their son has done nothing wrong and now you realize oh how the tables have turned
Suburban White Mom Problem #102
When the security system provider for your house gets cancelled because of too many false alarms because of Carolyn constantly failing to sneak out of the house at night
