subverted suggestions

I reblog suggestions from other blogs and modify/subvert them. Sometimes I write my own. Check it out!

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you make me feel valid

[desiresuggestion]

when i am with you, it all makes sense

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except for math. math never makes sense.

[subvertedsuggestions]

date a boy who you playfully bicker back and forth with

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i take every opportunity to talk about you. like right now. 

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i talk to my reflection in the mirror about you! 

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i love you so much i would share my french fries with you.

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i would say you’re like a breath of fresh air but really you’re like the nice smell when i pass by my favourite restaurant.

except like. i wouldn’t eat you i guess.

[adorablesuggestion]

Stay true to yourself. Remember that you’re valid.

[subvertedsuggestions]

MY DEAR!! YOU!! ARE!! VALID!! I LOVE YOU!!

[adorablesuggestion]

Some things are worth waiting for

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like those cookies you spent all afternoon making for me

[adorablesuggestion]

i just want somebody to buy me flowers and call me princess

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that somebody is you. i’m vagueing you but it’s flattering, isn’t it?

[adorablesuggestion]

you’re the only person I want to fall asleep next to.

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yes, even when you snore.

[adorablesuggestion]

i just want to cuddle you with a blanket and hot cocoa and talk about home

[subvertedsuggestions]

and by home i mean you. we both know you looooove hearing praise about yourself so get ready for more gushing.

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getting lost in the woods sounds romantic and all but can we please be home in time for dinner and a hot bath?

[cutestsuggestion]

with you, i won’t get lost anymore

[subvertedsuggestions]

with you, i won’t get lost anymore. though, we both have a horrible sense of direction, so i guess we’re getting lost together. that’s more than fine by me

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Loving you is all I ever intend to do.

[subvertedsuggestions]

Loving you is all I ever intend to do. But someone’s gotta get out of bed and make breakfast!

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there’s nothing i can accurately compare to you, you’re indescribable. 

[subvertedsuggestions]

there’s nothing i can accurately compare to you, you’re indescribable. your stupid face makes me forget all words. <3

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learning new things about you makes me love you even more

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learning new things about you makes me love you even more. i never thought i’d say this, but there’s even beauty in how you pick your nose. i love you for it.