Such-A-Cliche

Defining this is hard. I'll do it later

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Okay so

Is explaining 'mansplaining' to men(the indisputabe experts on the subject) considered mansplaining?

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Idk why but i thought this was a real person and I was so scared that she didn't have any neck or arms

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I have a problem....

I can never remember names. And at this point there are about 6-7 people that I see on a daily basis but don't know the name of. But I manage to get by with phrases like "hey... You/hon/buddy" that I would generally use for someone's pet. But yesterday I saw a friend of mine(whose name I do remember) talking with a girl who was part of said I-forgot-your-name group. So I did the unfortunate mistake of asking her the name of what's-your-name girl. And being the gullible walnut-for-a-brain idiot I am I believed her when she said "Sam". Today I saw her and started talking a mile a minute making sure I managed to get in her name atleast a hundred times. Turns out her name is not Sam and now I have to kill myself(and the person I formally considered my friend).

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This is so much better than the parcel that came in it.

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All these years and I just realized its a game asdfghj

[just-shower-thoughts]

I always dry my face before my butt, even though I’m still gonna use that towel tomorrow.

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I just use different sides.

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In which John Green compares the tax proposals of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and looks at what the tax system and budget would look like for different families. There’s also a brief introduction to federal income tax here in the United States, and some discussion of the candidates’ budget proposals.

SOURCES:

The Tax Policy Center’s excellent and detailed analysis of Democrat Hillary Clinton’s tax plan The Tax Policy Center’s analysis of Republican Donald Trump’s tax plan Much of the information in this video came from the Tax Foundation’s analysis of Clinton’s tax proposals And of Trump’s Lily Batchelder’s paper explaining why Trump’s tax plan would result in tax increases for 7.8 million households and a politifact story on the same topic Donald Trump’s tax plan would boost the debt much more than Clinton’s, and would put U.S. debt held by the public over 100% of GDP in the next decade according to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget The CRFB explains Trump’s budget cut proposals here  and his plan for increased defense spending here Chart of our publicly held debt to GDP ratio came from here The Tax Policy Center has an excellent chart explaining effective tax rates by income size that you’ll enjoy if you’re into this kind of stuff

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I don’t care if I don’t have many followers, every eligible voter should see it.From my perspective, John Green has the technical arguments. And to others who are not going to see the video. Here’s my POV: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT vote for the sexist orange piece of shit that was christened donald and whose name has made it impossible for me to say just “I love donald”, when referring to my favorite cartoon character.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Condom companies should have a ‘First Time’ kit with a couple different sized condoms, lube, and sex do’s and dont’s inside of a plain brown box.

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So that the asking-for-a-condom awkwardness becomes times hundred for virgins worldwide?

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“This is the Police!” should technically be “We are some Police!”… but it sounds a lot less impressive.

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Technically speaking, it should actually be "We are some policemen", but that doesn't do much in the intimidation department either...

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The word “Dude” is gender neutral. Because I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.

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I'm more like a dud, but whatever.

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Pets are kidnapped animals with Stockholm Syndrome

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What have you done?

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So I tried to cook and this happened....

I tried to open an instant noodle cup and it just wouldn’t open so I opened it with a knife. Just then, my dad called out for me and being the lovely daughter I am I went into his room, with the knife still in my hand(because, ofcourse). So I opened the door and he was opening it at the same time and it just so happened that I pushed the door open in my father’s face, specifically his nose. And if that wasn’t enough I tried to check his nose with my other hand(the one with the knife) and almost stabbed him in the nose. And the funniest part? Right after I pulled my hand back, he looks in the mirror and goes, “It’s not so bad, you don’ t need to cut it off. I’ll just get a nose job.”

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I always knew I was dumb.....I just realized how much today

Friend: An octagon is called an octagon because it has eight sides right? Me: Yeah. Friend: So then October’s called October cuz it is the eight month. Me:*speechless due to the astounding genius that is my friend* The guy who sits behind us: October’s the tenth month.

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Wait a minute, Octopuses do the same thing, right?

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So I looked it up, and Octa does mean eight. Why did you have to rebel, October? Why?

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I always knew I was dumb.....I just realized how much today

Friend: An octagon is called an octagon because it has eight sides right? Me: Yeah. Friend: So then October’s called October cuz it is the eight month. Me:*speechless due to the astounding genius that is my friend* The guy who sits behind us: October’s the tenth month.

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Wait a minute, Octopuses do the same thing, right?

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So I tried to cook and this happened....

I tried to open an instant noodle cup and it just wouldn’t open so I opened it with a knife. Just then, my dad called out for me and being the lovely daughter I am I went into his room, with the knife still in my hand(because, ofcourse). So I opened the door and he was opening it at the same time and it just so happened that I pushed the door open in my father’s face, specifically his nose. And if that wasn’t enough I tried to check his nose with my other hand(the one with the knife) and almost stabbed him in the nose. And right after I pull my hand back, he looks in the mirror and goes, “It’s not so bad, you don’ t need to cut it off. I’ll just get a nose job.”

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Good to know that even Google doesn't trust me. So I was looking up the maximum number of cans of coke(coca-cola) I can drink and not OD, but google; like my parents; just can't trust me.

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Two words: Finals Week