bad bitch hunter extraordinaire

call me cass. adult, he/it/she. i like old cartoons, sweet drinks, and horror novels. searching for adventures in drowsytown

[suckerpunch24]

oh they are running reruns? thats cool. wonder if any of them match up with the tapes i found

speaking of which, i finally deciphered the letters on the box! this appeared to have belonged to one HOLY WAITE. i’ll have to stop by the hatchetfield records office to do some more snooping!

[suckerpunch24]

idk if this whole drowsytown thing is like an ARG or whatever but seeing the talent and dedication people put into this is really cool. like who even leaves a giant box of stuff in the middle of the woods? wearing the blinky shirt rn lol

[blinking-theorist]

do you. not see the show playing on literally everything

[suckerpunch24]

what the fuck are you talking abt i turned on the tv this morning and it was dan and donna doing their morning thing? im willing to bet the producers of the show saw it gaining traction and decided to do some reruns

[suckerpunch24]

idk if this whole drowsytown thing is like an ARG or whatever but seeing the talent and dedication people put into this is really cool. like who even leaves a giant box of stuff in the middle of the woods? wearing the blinky shirt rn lol

[suckerpunch24]

does anyone wanna meet me at miss retro’s

[suckerpunch24]

interesting find

so i did some digging into “waylon ltd” and found that it was owned by the same waylons who used to own that old haunted house! well, their relatives, at least.

and i was able to make out some more letters on the back of the box! HO[still illegible] WAITE. there’s no record of anyone with the last name waite having lived in hatchetfield… weird. lmk if any of you dig anything up

[suckerpunch24]

Worst case scenario the world ends

i will most likely be stroking it when that happens

[suckerpunch24]

I’m sorry for your loss (getting dragged into the show)

literally what is everyone so worried abt its a show. worst case scenario its like an ARG or something

[suckerpunch24]

box update

i sent in my phone for repairs so pics should be coming soon! in the meantime i decided to poke around the other stuff i found in there

the figurine and the stationery set both have “uncle wiley toys” by the copyright, which makes sense given what we know so far, but heres where things get juicy. one of the t-shirts (not rly important but it has a picture of nibbly eating a cookie and it says ‘sweetie pie’ under it, why not have him eating pie lmao) still has the tag attached!!! it also says uncle wiley toys but under it, it says “subset of waylon ltd. llc.” if anyone knows a company called waylon ltd. let me know

[suckerpunch24]

welcome to hell. fr though this search seems well collected but behind the scenes is some insane shit. like, pat's trying to end the world i think - @blinking-theorist

eh i dont believe it. gods or not theres only so much one girl can do. yk i knew her back in high school? she still hasnt gotten past the acne LOL

[blinking-theorist]

shes just coping haaaarrrrddddd

[suckerpunch24]

least deranged nighthawk TIMBERWOLVES CLEAR AROOOO 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[suckerpunch24]

welcome to hell. fr though this search seems well collected but behind the scenes is some insane shit. like, pat's trying to end the world i think - @blinking-theorist

eh i dont believe it. gods or not theres only so much one girl can do. yk i knew her back in high school? she still hasnt gotten past the acne LOL

[suckerpunch24]

box box box box box

ive been following the aidt search for a whiiile and decided to take some action bc pornbots dont deliver you scary coordinates every day LOL

can’t get any pictures as of now bc my phone camera’s kinda busted but it’s a pretty damn big box. it kind of looks like an antique pirate chest? the back has “IF FOUND RETURNED TO H[i cant read that] [?]AE” carved into it. must be an antique

i’ll post more about the stuff inside the box later because thats obviously what you all came for