Imagine Being Loved By Me

Sarah | 22 | Chicago | Massive Homo | Philosophy Student | Vegan

[joshlovesyou]

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

growing up in a small town

[narniaandthenorth-deactivated20]

Pippin: *pitches an idea* The rest of the Fellowship, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Gandalf, under his breath: Yes, a lawsuit.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

it doesnt have to be good or anything you can just write things and post them and it doesnt matter at all

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

“your story sucks” what are you going to do? refund the money u didn’t pay? you are a bozo

[lobster-lover]

the setup wizard who helps you with ye olde computer software

[coughloop]

"if a girl at the club doesnt fart on me tonight im killing myself"

- Banjamin Franklin hours before putting that key in the sky to invent electricity

[maritimesnes]

*calls you captain in a gay way*

[tabloidsores]

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

[paper-rose-doodles]

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

[lungthief]

[greelin]

“gays can’t drive” speak for yourselves bc brother i am in the thick of it every single day. every day i am driving. and every day i feel rage

[hedgehog-moss]

I admire English speakers’ resolute commitment to coining specific vocabulary for every aspect of a cat’s being. Toe beans. Cat loaf. Primordial pouch. Mlem, not to be confused with blep. I remember that list of French words that English “lacks” like retrouvailles or apprivoiser or esprit de l’escalier but do we have blep? We’re centuries behind. We don’t even have the word fluffy.

[topazpearl]

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[comradesinscience]

no cops at pride just elvira and her butch wife

[exitwound]

portrait of a lady on pfizer

[loverboysfate]

the afffirmations instagram is driving me fucking insane so here are some faves

[andhumanslovedstories]

Someone at my work keeps joking that they just need to clone me so we’ll have full coverage and I’m honestly offended on behalf of my clone at the idea she’s be brought into this world just so she could work. If I get cloned, first off we are unionizing

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that