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Marley: All of the cheerleader movies are kind of gay, Sweetness. I need you to be more specific.
Sugar: Wouldn't know.
Sugar: The one with the psycho out of OITNB. And I think RuPaul is in it. But like, as a guy.
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Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: All of the cheerleader movies are kind of gay, Sweetness. I need you to be more specific.
Sugar: Wouldn't know.
Sugar: The one with the psycho out of OITNB. And I think RuPaul is in it. But like, as a guy.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Uh huh, I've noticed but we're not friends so why bother commenting on it. Which cheerleader movie?
Sugar: The gay one. Obviously.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Just checking!
Marley: Uh huh, I'll pick you up on Wednesday and we can ride over there together. See you then, Barbie.
Sugar: ...Anyway.
Sugar: So I've totally been ignoring you, or whatever. Which is totes not even a thing, since we're not like, friends. Or whatever.
Sugar: And you're probs too busy watching that cheerleader movie to notice anyway.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Just checking!
Marley: Uh huh, I'll pick you up on Wednesday and we can ride over there together. See you then, Barbie.
Sugar: Like you'd need to check. I should be more worried about your questionable taste.
Sugar: Karofsky will suffice, Smythe.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: There aren't that many good ones so it's fine. You do know regular radio stuff, right?
Marley: Cool, so you're actually in?
Sugar: Duh, I'm not a total social reject.
Sugar: I suppose. Even if it's just 'cause I want a ton of careers like Barbie, and it might come in handy when I'm trying out journalism.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: it is, but I don't know your schedule.
Marley: Wednesdays are karaoke nights. Wanna go then?
Sugar: idk I don't know any lesbian songs. And watching losers sing doesn't really sound like my idea of fun.
Sugar: Though I guess drinking and judging losers does.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Mhm. When would you like to go?
Sugar: Well, I don't know. Isn't this your area of expertise?
Sugar: Do they have special nights? like... I don't know, like regular bars do, but gay.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Excellent!
Marley: I'm not going tell anyone anything. I'm excellent when it comes to discretion.
Sugar: Not telling people that I'm a lesbian isn't discretion, it's just not lying.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: I'm sure someone would still buy you drinks, chill.
Sugar: ...I guess I could go.
Sugar: As long as you don't start telling people at school that I'm... like that.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Not really debatable, but agree to disagree. Something like that. You should come hang out there with me one night. It'll be fun.
Sugar: What's the point in going to a club if there aren't even cute boys there to buy me drinks?
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Relax, I wasn't going to ask you to touch my boobs. I do have some class, you know. Have you ever heard of the Kitty club near Dayton
Sugar: Well, that's debatable. The Kitty club? Is that like... where the lesbians hang out or something?
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Because I'm sure you have the potential to be a lot less boring if you opened your mind a little more, Sweet N Low. I'd love to show you how not boring *I* am though.
Sugar: ...You're gonna have to tell me specifically what you had in mind. I'm telling you now, I'm not gonna touch your boobs.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Nah, boring is more like it.
Marley: You sure? I think you'd enjoy it.
Sugar: Um. Rude. If I'm so boring, why did you text me in the first place? Kinda sounds like you're more boring.
Sugar: I don't care what you think.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: How small town of you.
Marley: Everyone knows that the cheerios get all Katy Perry with the right combination of words, but that's not what I'm interested in. Haven't you at least been a little curious?
Sugar: I think the word you're looking for is normal.
Sugar: No.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: You find girl on girl gross? Color me shocked.
Marley: I thought you sports girls were all about getting up close and personal in the locker rooms
Sugar: Obvs.
Sugar: And ew, no. tbh, I'm pretty sure that's more like the cheerios at this school. Maybe try those girls if you want a positive reaction.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: It's not gross, it’s a simple question.
Sugar: The implication is gross, duh.
Sugar: And the answer's no, in case you didn't catch that.
Text ✉ Sugarley
Marley: Have you ever been with a woman, Sweet N Low?
Sugar: Ew, don't be gross.