I thought I told you to stay in the car

#ace asshole #nonbinary nobody

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IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY A FREE MEMBER OF THE PATREON, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR FINITE EXISTENCE?

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"I refuse to pay for the Meal until it makes him Happy! Where is your manager?" Acolyte for @darlingbundoodles and Puriko for Kmaya!

(I am astonished at how great this turned out. I keep looking at it like "yeah. I did a good job.")

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It's Sapporo and Shrimp Chip time~ Furo by ReusablePaper

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Hi my name's Jaydee and I don't know anything about Homestuck, but a very good and lovely friend asked me to art-attack Andrew Hussie and I figured I'd knock out a double since I had someone's Homestuck OC in my bookmarks. (I was Googling "what is Prospit" like an old person and wow! none of what I read makes any fucking sense at all. It's a place that's orange, that's all I need to know.) I'm pretty sure Olive isn't actually a Homestuck character but Hussie also did not provide any information on the character so who fucking knows

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Niveus for SorSorSorbet, in revenge for drawing Moth falling into a hole!

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Nikill and Matias (and Moth) for LyrikalNotes and Whyamari!

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First ArtFight attack, aimed at ttaaoo’s Juniper!

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Reposting for Fight Day

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Artfight 2026 Roster! This isn’t all of the characters that I wanted to include this year, there are two more that I’m going to try to sneak in before the first (if my hands heal by then) but I wanted at least enough to fill out my profile card.

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HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

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HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

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HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

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[cyberphuck]

HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cyberphuck]

HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cyberphuck]

HEY YOU!! GUESS WHAT??

FLAT.

FIFTY.

ART COMMISSIONS!!

HEY EVERYONE MY DAD TURNED YELLOW SO HOLY SHIT TIME TO OPEN COMMISSIONS AGAIN. I AM TAKING $50 COMMISSIONS, MAXIMUM OF FOUR, ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER WITH FLAT COLORS IN A POSE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

IT MAY RESEMBLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

AS YOU CAN SEE WITH JACK LORD OF THE FLIES UP THERE YOU CAN GET A HALF BODY OR BUST WITH MORE COLORS. THESE ARE NOT PERFECT EXAMPLES BUT I AM THROWING THIS TOGETHER ON VERY SHORT NOTICE

YES WE DO FAN ART!! I HAVE DRAWN SO MUCH TADC ART. THE FINAL EPISODE FINALLY DROPS ON YOUTUBE TODAY AND IF YOU NEED ME TO DRAW SOMETHING TO HELP YOU PROCESS YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT IT I AM HERE FOR YOU. IF YOU PAY ME. 

IF YOU’RE NOT SURE WHAT TO ASK FOR OR IF YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY OCS OR BLORBOS, I REALLY LIKE DRAWING SUPER GROSS MONSTERS!

PAYPAL ONLY, PAY UPFRONT, TURNAROUND TIME MAY BE A COUPLE OF MONTHS! SEND ME AN ASK OR DM ME FOR DETAILS!!

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