Hoping To Be Marceline, Actually Jake :)

ISTJ, Capricorn, Cabin 6 Fuck capitalism Spiritually a raccoon Call me Jae

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A little about me because I’m bored :D

TW: Swearing, serious posts about sexual assault and racism/homophobia, excessive use of the word “bro”

Past Acc Name: Randomteenageangst

Content: Picrew, Six Of Crows, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, PJO/HOO/MCGA, B99, memes, LGBTQIA+, mental health, just random stuff

Painfully sarcastic, I come off nicer on the internet surprisingly. I’m the mom friend so you can always come to me if you need to vent or something, I’m very lonely but also chill :)

I use :) a lot but it does NOT MEAN I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU OH MY GOD IT JUST LOOKS NICE

I am Bi, agnostic, and ok with all pronouns (I’m kinda figuring out that one)

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You know what’s AWESOME?!?! WHEN YOU FIND THE RIGHT PERSON, THEY WILL BE INTERESTED IN E V E R Y T H I N G YOU SAY!!! GO ON AN HOUR LONG RANT ABT HOW SLUGS AND SNAILS ARE DIFFERENTLY PORTRAYED IN MEDIA AND THEY WILL JUST??? LISTEN?? AND NOT ONLY THAT, THEY ASK QUESTIONS?? MEANINGFUL ONES??? AND REMEMBER THE INFORMATION YOU SPEW ABT YOUR PERSONAL INTERESTS???

FIND THAT PERSON AND HOLD ONTO THEM TIGHT. MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO THEM TOO, OK? CHANCES ARE, THEY ALSO WANT TO BE LISTENED TO!!!!!

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There’s something so purely human about fireworks. Picking a specific day to try and hang colored stars in the sky, only for them to flicker and fall out of existence.

So many people are injured just to experience the joy of seeing temporary stars, to try and create something that the night sky itself pales in comparison to, only to fail in an instant.

It’s hard to not see the symbolism in mankind’s constant attempts to overshadow the ethereal stars in the constantly untouchable sky, yet amounting to its work flickering and dying.

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Ik I don’t post much, but if I shall give anyone one piece of advice, it would be this: write down quotes. I have so much amazing shit that has been said by me and my loved ones, such as,

“Chad Spradley and Sprad Chadley, two douchebag caterpillars hittin’ the town.”

and

“Does she have a 4th nipple??”

and

“She’s out there… mining alfalfa or something.”

and

“They need to call me Big Daddy Tampon.”

So PLEASE WRITE DOWN FUNNY SHIT CAUSE ✨MEMORIES✨

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what soup ingredient are you.. options include garlic carrot potato corn and a secret option 🌽🍅🥔🍲🥕🧅🧄

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Did not expect this to be so existential oh my god I’m crying holy shit fuck you soup wizard

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The girls I like: Angels perfect beautiful

The boys I like: Rat disgusting bad

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There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

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someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

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Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Marina and The Diamonds

[butchmachine]

Grump and Not So Grump

[twynkdeth]

Bread and butter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ramones and Clash

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Coke and Pepsi

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Skype and Oovoo.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

Derek and The Dominos

[irltrash]

the proletariat and the bourgeois

[iamfuckingtrash]

feudal lords and handmaidens

[soulsingerinasessionband]

Dungeons and dragons

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

narumitsu and narumayo

[acecourses-blog]

kinder and milka

[don8boost]

benny and the jets

[discourseofficial]

florence and the machine

[you-arent-queer]

shrek & the bee movie

[movedto-sceneboyfriend]

Xbox and pc

[melskunk]

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

Naruto & Sasuke

[soft-pink-wilfy]

Ben & Jerry’s

[kotilae]

Offense and Defense

[panic-at-the-badger-burrow]

Peanut butter and jelly

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

Coffee and tea

[catgirlwerewolf]

Owl and city

[drafted-to-the-skeleton-war]

Lamb and beef

[gonda-deactivated20210511]

My type and not my type

[lahnce-moved]

Ihop and Denny’s

[thespace-dragon]

Mcdonalds and burger king

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Coke and Pepsi

[clownfactories]

Jedi & Sith

[blaxkula]

Sharks and Jets

[transicon]

sans and komaeda

[g-mecube]

Joestars and Brandos

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

Alliance and Horde

[lamafeeling]

Valor and Mystic

[irvine--kinneas]

Dipper & Mabel 

[somebody-anxious-deactivated202]

Ruby & Sapphire

[sludgebat]

nutritious & delicious

[anti-transphobia]

furries & scalies

[morag-thong-deactivated20180914]

Overwatch and tf2

[the-wicked-rad-and-hella-deacti]

ocean and sky

[official-contrabassoon]

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

[howdramaful]

Fred and George

[incorrect-ii-quotes]

team epic and team chicken leg

[icemintfreeze]

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

[ask-joey-drew-deactivated201705]

ruby and sapphire

[stf-archived-deactivated2020100]

*.Flowey and Asriel.

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

Undertale and FNAF

[donna-dot-paella]

Gryffindor and Slytherin

[trollyxzx]

Salt and Sugar

[kiseki-kisetsu-deactivated20180]

μ’s and Aqours

[pointlessfoxglove]

Black and white

[lukalino]

Apple and android

[join-the-doge-side-luke]

Mini and Wumbo

[sorta-phantastic-deactivated202]

Dan and Phil

[amazingaveru-deactivated2018121]

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

[scumbagsblog]

Hobo and Glunkus

[lostqueenambrose]

Ketchup & Mayo

[impossiblerebelblaze]

chocolate and vanilla

[gothicway]

ketchup and mustard

[nucl34rb0y]

Grandes bites à viande

[tinycinnamonbun]

Batman and robin

[thezachsterisawesome]

Marvel and DC

[scp-1337-deactivated20181215]

Markiplier and Darkiplier

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

humans + dancers

[jevilcore]

Trans and Turbo Trans

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

gamers and goths

[cranberrybogmummy]

Crowley and Aziraphale

[theladyofingenuitea]

Velvet and Lace 

[cluescorner]

Tits and ass

[cannibalcaprine2]

plants and zombies

[shower-raccoon]

Zangoose and Squirtle

[spoonforsoupp]

Bill and Ted

[thedaygoesupinflames]

hope and desperation

[jesstheespeon]

Corporate and casual

[vigilantsycamore]

fermions and bosons

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

Weeb and Goth

[insertchaoticenbyname]

eeby and deeby

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

Emma and Paul

[dippydots]

Jekyll and Hyde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Czechia and Slovakia

[hypo-critic-al]

Franken and Stein

[strangestcase]

The girl and the PS5

[arsenicjunki-deactivated2023030]

Heroic and Just

[faggotwalkwithme]

acoustic and electric

[jam-the-hologram]

Polyphase Avatron and K-9

[strawberriesndaisies]

Hurt and Comfort

[professionaltrashsstuff-deactiv]

Hot and cool

[melioristmint]

Protruding and receding

[admirableadmiranda]

Nonsense and onesense

[iruze]

Bootlickers and Revolutionaries

[annalacerda17]

Brownies and Cookies

[eugenephosgene-deactivated20230]

Enemies and Lovers

[spacey-wallflower-deactivated20]

Yippe and maggie

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Finn and Jake

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Bruh why is blackout poetry so fucking hard to read. Like seriously. I’d rather read the ones that are literally a black screen that say “s u s a m o g u s” than a whole poem made from a poem.

[warpaitn-deactivated20201209]

bassists more like baessists am i right ladies

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Ayyy I’m cool now

[incorrectinfinity]

me trying to figure out how to cut molly’s arm off without her dying while shovelling chips into my mouth at 50mph:

soup what

[miniatureobjectperson]

With a chainsaw

[incorrectinfinity]

Fri no

[miniatureobjectperson]

Fri yes

[incorrectinfinity]

*gets the spray bottle*

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Without the Y, you just said fries and I think that’s extremely important

[incorrectinfinity]

My cat

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Breathtaking, glorious, spectacular, showstopping, elegant, magical, dazzling, delightful, graceful, beautiful, all-around godlike

[dappermouth]

You hear it in the trees at night — a snapping branch, a sigh.

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[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[cas-x-reader]

YOU FUCKING GO GRANDMA

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

YOU GO GRANDMA

[ultimatebottom69]

GRANDMA IS GOING FOR THE HEAD

[greek-mythographer]

WE STAN THIS GRANDMA

[profmori]

IF I DON’T REBLOG THIS ASSUME THAT THE APOCALYPSE GOT ME

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[boombboi]

reblog to steal the sword of the person you reblogged this from

[stimman4000]

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[weirdcourse]

*comes home from a long day at work* boy i sure could use a snack *eats a fucking table + bird cage with a basilisk on it*

[fairywithgremlintendencies-deac]

you've heard of everything is cake, now get ready for:

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what the shit. i would not want to eat that its so freaking pretty what the hell

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: WHERE ARE HIS DAMN GLOVES

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Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications. 💕💕💕

Aww thank you!

- Cats

- Raccoons

- Watching people be stupid

- Dogs

- Gay people

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I like to light candles then dip a marker in the melted wax. At one point my dad walked in my room and stopped. He then pointed at my marker and said, and I quote: “What is that phallic-shaped thing on your fucking marker. What is it.”

^ (The phallic-shaped thing™ in question)