Content - Fluff, some angst, secret relationship, tired dad Bruce, mentioned JayKyle,
Blue’s Notes - This is a request from this lovely Anon! I got a little carried away! I hope you enjoy it :)
Staring Bruce Wayne down isn't something you do often. Not for the reason most people think, the Batglare doesn't work on you at all but the subtle hint of disappointment in his eyes gets you.
A stacks of newspapers are piled high on the table between you, each of them having a photo of you on the front page. Bruce picks up the nearest one and looks through it with a tired expression.
"A new star crossed romance between Bruce Wayne's second daughter and the popular hero known as Superboy has been revealed." He reads out loud to the whole table of your siblings.
You cringe a little as you sip your coffee.
Jason and Dick are trying hard not to laugh at this whole situation while Cass has a knowing look on her face. Damian is pointedly not looking at you as he stabs his cut up pancakes with his fork. And Duke is looking between Bruce, Tim and you with interest.
"My best friend," Tim sounds hysterical, "really?!"
"I don't think now's the time-" You try to calm him down.
"Out of all the people!" Tim has his hands in his hair, "Kon is who you choose!"
"Don't act like I did this to spite you!" You shoot back at him.
"It sure feels that way!" He points at you.
"Who all knew about this." Bruce asks and cuts off your retort.
The whole table is silent as Jason raises his hand with smirk on his face, "I did."
Bruce pinches his nose, "And you decided to hide this from me for what reason?"
"It was funny." Jason shrugs, "Also she begged me too."
You whip your head over to him, "I didn't beg you!"
"Why else would I have kept your secret?" Jason raises a brow.
"Because I know you are sleeping with Kyle Rayner!" You glare at him as his mouth opens in shock. "If I am going down you are going with me Jason!"
Dick bursts into laughter as Bruce looks devastated at the revelation of not one but two of his children having secret relationships. Damian looks shocked for once by the news. Duke is watching this like a tennis match.
"We can unpack that later." Bruce has started rubbing his temples. "Let's start with what happened last night."
Everyone looks at you expectantly, except Jason who is glaring.
You begin to recite the events from the start.
Galas were never your thing, they were filled with monotonous conversation and took a long time. But you were up for Gala duty this month.
One thing all the Wayne siblings agreed on was that you all would switch having to go so all of you would make appearances throughout the year. Tim made a whole chart that is on the fridge in the manor that you all follow.
The only thing that saved your night from being boring was your plan to stay the night with Kon since the gala was in Metroplis.
You had been waiting a long time for your schedules to line up perfectly so no one would ask questions. He finally was home after a months long space mission and you were positively dying to get your hands on your boyfriend after months of no contact.
Kon was going to pick you up after you slipped out of your hotel room when you got back from the gala. You texted back and forth the day of about how excited you were to finally see each other.
The gala was going as smooth as it could with all of Metroplis's elite in one place and hosted by Lex Luthor of all people.
You were talking with some of the Metroplis branch of Wayne Enterprises about budget cuts for their office when the doors were kicked open to reveal a group of masked men.
"No one move!" The leader of the group yells as people start to scream. "If you don't move then no one gets hurt!"
The rest of the men spread out to block all of the exits of the ballroom.
You try to think of a way to get out of this without having to call the others. It's a little selfish of you but you really want to see your boyfriend at some point tonight.
Lex Luthor makes his way through the crowd, it parts as he walks towards the ring leader.
"Let's talk about this first Gentleman." He holds his hands up in a placating manner which only seems to make the man angry.
He presses the gun to Luthor's chest, "I will shot you if you don’t comply and I want all the cash you have on you."
"Okay, okay." Luthor obliges and hands over his wallet like he does this every other day.
That seems to give the other men permission to go around and gather up all the money and jewelry they can find.
One of the men who is a few inches taller then you points his gun at you, "Money and jewelry, now!"
You pull out your wallet from your purse and take off the necklace from your neck before handing it all over. He takes it from your hand quickly like you may fight him for it.
"The bracelet too." He growls once he sees the small bracelet on your wrist.
The bracelet was a gift from Kon, it wasn't expensive at all but the woven blue, red and black thread was priceless to you. He learned from Martha Kent how to make it so you would always have a piece of him with you.
"It's just thread! You won't get money from selling it." You argue with him.
"I never asked for how much it was worth Miss Wayne." He flashes the gun in your face in an attempt to scare you.
But he won't take this from you, he will have to fight you for it.
"What's the trouble?" The leader makes his way over.
"She won't give it over!" The man harassing you explains with a glare your way.
"Hand it over!" He barks at you.
"It's not worth anything!" You yell back at him.
The leader grabs your wrist to take it off of you but you struggle against his grip. He gets close enough that you are able to get a hit in on his face. He staggers back at the sudden blow.
"You bitch!" He yells and pushes you backwards.
You collide with the glass window behind you.
It cracks around you as you make contact.
Suddenly you are in free fall.
You are trying to reach for anything to grab onto as you fall. The skyscraper is high up so it gives you some time to try and figure out a way to get out of this. But time is quickly slipping through your fingers as you scream for help.
Why didn't you think to pack a spare grapple?
Why didn't you anticipate this?
There is a yell of your name and you look just in time to see Kon flying to you. His face is pale with dread as he pushes through the fear.
He catches you just in time, his arms tightly around you.
"Are you okay!" He asks frantically, "God tell me you are fine!"
Without thinking you pull his lips to yours, savoring the taste of mint that tells you that he is here and you are safe. He kisses you back just as fiercely.
"Thank you." You breathe when he pulls back.
"Anytime gorgeous." He gives you a wink and grin that steadies you despite being up so high.
"Let's get out of here," You suggest. "I need a minute to breathe."
"Of course." He presses a soft to your forehead before flying off into the night.
You went back fifteen minutes later to give a statement to the police and to be checked out by the paramedics. It took everything in you to be separated from Kon but you needed to do this to keep up appearances.
In the end whether you went back didn't matter since multiple reporters saw your kiss and did what they did best, write about it.
Bruce's sigh brings you back to the present, "It would be best if you stayed out of the public eye for a while as I get my lawyers to deal with this."
You look down at your now empty cup of coffee, feeling down about this making such a fuss with your family. Bruce leaves the room as he pulls out his phone to call his lawyers.
Everyone splits up after that, all of them needing to do different thing a today while you are stuck in the manor because of your actions. You are an adult but this feels like you are being grounded like a kid.
Sitting on the roof you scroll through social media to see you and Kon everywhere. It wasn't supposed to be this big of a deal. You had planned to reveal your relationship to your family on your own terms and that was taken from you.
A loud sigh escapes your lips as you lay your head on your drawn up knees.
"That's a big sigh."
You look over to where the voice came from. Kon is sitting next to you with his legs sprawled out over the roof titles like he doesn't have a care in the world.
"Kon, you shouldn't be here." You tell him.
"And leave you alone to wallow? Never." He grins over at you and pushes up his sunglasses on his head so you can see his eyes.
"I messed it all up." You whisper.
"Baby," He pulls you into an embrace. "you have no control over the press and you were going to tell everyone soon anyway."
"I know but it all feels ruined." You mutter and hold onto his t-shirt.
"Everyone is going to come around because they love you and I love you too." He reassures you softly. "Just wait, soon this will all be over and we can go back to normal."
You cuddle up to him on the roof, basking in his body heat, "Tim is going to kill you though."
"I already knew that," Kon chuckles. "but the twenty threatening voicemails make it very clear that if I hurt you the whole clan will crucify me in the yard."
"I won't let them be too hard on you." You promise him with a smile.
"Aww thanks baby." He leans his head on top of yours and grabs your hand as you stare out at the gardens.
The road may be bumpy but you are sure that you will get through the press and your family together.
Yooo batsis getting her wisdom teeth pull out......(• ε •) her saying out of context and outright embarrassing things. Maybe one of her siblings came with and recorded (future blackmail). 😭
BROOOO IM NOT EVEN JOKING I HAVE THIS IN MY DRAFTS this is proof me and my followers are locked in, twin telepathy mind reading type shit.
i have headcanons in my drafts literally no joke, i'll publish them soon after turning it into a fic. my sister got her wisdom teeth removed in july and she was highkey coked out on anaesthetic (got all 4 teeth removed, no more wisdom left for her 😭) and her responses fried me
i hate work i hate uni and im always starting the week going "just gotta make it till friday" but alas you need to find the spice of life i went to a new restaurant with my bf and it was so buss but expensive rip my wallet
Stopped by Walmart today for dorm essentials and I saw the new DC Dolls from jakks pacific and their faces may be a lil off but guys
Look at their little outfits 🥺 my fav has to be selena with the chunky (stolen) earrings and homophobia in her eyes 🖤
would've killed for these when I was little, honestly. I like the contrast stitching on Selena, Harleys bows on her twintails, Kara probably could've been done better, but the pearl earrings are a nice touch, and Ivy's hair is a lovely deep red you don't see often in dolls
STOPPP those are so cute, the outfits are actually so tea. i never got around to DC dolls when i was little but i was a huge monster high and bratz dolls fan. i hope shopping went well!!
Hi! I have question, would you ever write for any of the absolute characters? I’d think it would be really cool see your take on batsis in the absolute universe. Love your work btw!! 💞💞💞
heyyy, thanks for being so polite <3
imho the absolute universe is absolutely crazy 😭 not in a bad way, everything is very flipped (like joker and batman) and the robins are antagonists, although this is from my rudimentary research, it does look very cool! i think for me to write for an absolute character i'd need to be well-accustomed and versed by actually reading the comics which i am yet to do, if i do read them i'll write for them but that's unlikely </3
absolute cass' design looks soooo good but the joker's monster form actually scared the shit out of me.
Summary: the progression of your relationship with Peter Parker aka Spiderman :))
CW: unedited, sibling behaviour, vigilantism, comic peter intended (Amazing Spiderman run) but you can imagine any you'd like (i smushed the academic thing in here from Tom Holland's spider-man i loved the premise)
You and Peter first met through academic competitions between Gotham Academy and Midtown.
Debate club, decathlons, science competitions, the whole academic weapon lineup.
The first thing Peter noticed about you was how terrifyingly smart you were.
The first thing you noticed about Peter was that he apologised to inanimate objects.
“Did you just say sorry to the chair.”
“I hit it kinda hard.”
You became friends stupidly fast.
Mostly because you were two insanely intelligent people who genuinely enjoyed learning.
Study sessions with Peter became your favourite thing without you realising.
You’d spend HOURS together at libraries, cafés, Wayne Enterprises labs, or sprawled across his bedroom floor.
Peter gets SO excited studying with you.
Like this man is giggling because you understand his chemistry references.
“WAIT, you know what molecular orbital hybridisation is?”
“Peter, I’m literally top of my chemistry class.”
“…I think I’m in love with you.”
“What?”
“What?”
The both of you are very “parallel play” coded too.
Sometimes you’re not even talking.
Peter’s building something at your desk while you annotate essays beside him.
Comfortable silence.
The kind that feels domestic before you’re even dating.
Peter tries SO hard to hide being Spider-Man from you.
Keyword: tries.
Meanwhile you’re literally Nightingale.
The amount of suspicious things this man does is INSANE.
Peter disappears randomly CONSTANTLY.
“Peter where are you going.”
“Bathroom.”
“You brought your backpack.”
“…Emergency bathroom?”
He also has the worst excuses imaginable.
“Why are you bleeding.”
“Lab accident.”
“Peter you’re holding web fluid.”
“…Science accident”
"Whatever let me help you at least"
You start putting pieces together frighteningly quickly.
The reflexes.
The bruises.
Spider-Man suddenly appearing in Gotham more often (he knows he shouldn't swing to your house but he didn't think anyone would catch him what a flop)
Peter catching things before they fall without looking.
One time he literally catches YOU mid-fall without thinking.
Then spends ten minutes panicking because he reacted too fast.
Meanwhile Peter is ALSO catching onto you being Nightingale or some sort of superhero.
You move too quietly.
Know too much about vigilante activity.
Randomly vanish during emergencies.
Have combat reflexes no civilian should possess.
The mutual identity denial is genuinely hilarious
But you do both tell each other you're heroes , and it was actually a good thing because not only are your joint patrols are very fun, you two bond over hero life, and you can cover for each other in times of crisis.
So in a way, revealing your identities got you two closer.
May LOVES you.
Like immediately.
Peter mentions you ONCE and suddenly May’s asking questions.
The first time you visit their apartment, May basically adopts you instantly.
You help cook dinner and suddenly she’s emotionally attached forever.
“You never help me chop vegetables.”
“Because you almost cut your finger off last time, Peter.”
“THAT HAPPENED ONCE.”
Peter watches in horror as his aunt likes you more than him
“So when is Y/N coming over again?”
“May.”
“She’s lovely.”
“May.”
“Do you like her? Because I think she's a dear”
“MAY.”
May absolutely starts referring to you like family before you’re even dating.
“Tell Y/N I said hello!”
“May we're literally just friends.”
“Mhm.”
Your family notices SOMETHING is happening.
They just don’t realise it’s Peter.
Nothing really changes after you start dating.
Duke is the first sibling to physically SEE you together.
Midtown’s debate team comes to Gotham and Duke spots you and Peter sitting together between rounds sharing fries and laughing over something on his phone.
Peter looks at you a lot.
Duke notices IMMEDIATELY. “…Oh, somebody got game.”
He doesn’t say anything though because honestly?
He thinks it’s funny.
Duke also notices Peter leaves things in your car.
Hoodie.
Water bottle.
Stark Industries pen.
A physics textbook with his name written inside.
“Why does your car look like a Midtown locker room?”
“Mind your business Duke”
Tim catches you and Spider-Man together during patrol one night.
Perched on a rooftop.
Sharing takeout.
Spider-Man’s mask rolled halfway up and you give him a kiss.
Tim just slowly backs away. “…I saw nothing.”
Tim ABSOLUTELY knows.
But he refuses to snitch because the blackmail potential is too valuable.
He had a hunch when you did a smash or pass round and you went smash for spider-man
Damian notices Peter before anyone else notices your behaviour.
Specifically because Peter keeps showing up at the manor, without anyone driving him.
Usually when Bruce, Dick, and Jason aren’t there.
Coincidentally when YOU are home.
Damian is deeply suspicious.
Peter is TERRIFIED of Damian.
Like genuinely terrified.
“Why does your little brother stare at me like that.”
"Wait which one?"
"Damian."
“Oh that’s just his face.”
“I think he wants me dead.”
"That’s actually improvement.”
Damian eventually finds out completely by accident.
Peter swings into your room through the window one night, full Spiderman gear, expecting you.
Only to be met with Damian, who is sitting on your bed reading.
Silence.
Absolute horrible silence.
“…You're not Y/N.”
“…No.”
Peter immediately tries leaving through the window again.
Damian throws a batarang into the wall beside his head.
“SIT.”
Damian threatens him for approximately twenty minutes straight.
Full assassin interrogation style.
"What intentions do you have with my sister?"
Meanwhile Peter is sweating through the Spider-Man suit.
Then you walk in.
Pause.
See Peter.
See Damian.
Immediate realisation.
"…Damian let him go.”
“Sister, your insect has breached manor security.”
“Damian don’t call him that."
You bribe and threaten Damian into secrecy.
"I'll buy you a months worth of those vegeterian portobello mushroom burgers you like if you don't snitch."
"My silence cannot be bribed"
“If you tell anyone I will replace all your swords with foam replicas.”
“…You wouldn’t.”
“Test me.”
Damian keeps the secret entirely because he loves you AND because those burgers are buss.
Also because Peter awkwardly trying to impress the family is hilarious to him.
The MOST unexpected person to find out is Jason.
Because he walks into the library at like 2am looking for a book—
And finds you and Peter making out against the shelves.
Peter nearly dies on impact.
Jason just blinks once. “…Finally.”
You stare at him horrified.
“You’re not mad?”
“Mad? Bruce has been so close to arranging billionaire blind dates for you, it's a miracle you found someone”
Peter looks deeply alarmed.
Jason pats Peter’s shoulder.
“Congrats on the boyfriend thing. Bruce’ll stop stressing now.”
Then he ALSO keeps the secret.
Mostly because he thinks your panic is funny.
Alfred knew from the beginning.
Obviously.
It’s Alfred.
You are not outsmarting that man.
Dinah knew almost immediately too.
Mostly because you started talking about Peter constantly.
Then pretending you weren’t.
“So… Peter.”
“What about him.”
“You are dating right?.”
“Don't tell my dad please.”
"My lips are sealed honey"
You've decided to let the rest of your family just find out normally, you were not going to tell them any time soon, especially your dad.
He already gives you side eyes when you mention Spider-man
He hates it when someone comes into his city and he's lowkey growing sus of you
but alas, he'll wait for you to come to him, or to find out in some random ass way who knows.
Peter is very content in your relationship
and besides, all the crimefighting is worth it because he gets to do it with you <3
a/n: should i do part 2 guys or like an actual fic, also apologies for how shit this was sorry guys
ʚɞ hajime iwaizumi as your boyfriend ⋆˙⟡ fem!reader, hq m.list
boyfriend!hajime who you were friends with for years prior to dating, and yes, everyone saw it coming except the two of you.
boyfriend!hajime who isn't that big on PDA but is very affectionate in private
boyfriend!hajime who never fails to glaze the shit out of you (his girlfriend) to his friends and family. his parents love you, but his friends are lowkey tired of him talking about you
boyfriend!hajime who genuinely remembers everything. is such an attentive listener. your favourite chocolates, makeup products, perfume, the due date of your next assignment, flowers THE WHOLE LOT.
boyfriend!hajime who is your biggest supporter. always there for you and has this unwavering belief in you. similarly, you are always there for him, always at this matches. he looks for you in the crowd during warm-ups <3
boyfriend!hajime who's chivalry is one of his most attractive traits. he's always ready to carry your bag, jumps at the chance to give you his jacket, always opens doors for you, walks on the street-side of the pavement, consistently walks you home even if your house is in the opposite direction, gets on one knee to tie YOUR shoelaces, you get the idea
boyfriend!hajime who has you saved as his phone wallpaper and laptop widget
boyfriend!hajime who is loved by your mum and dad more than you atp
boyfriend!hajime who genuinely gets flustered when you compliment him. call him handsome and his face will legit start heating up
boyfriend!hajime who has great shoulders to cry on. literally and metaphorically. is always willing to give you practical advice and is a fantastic listener.
boyfriend!hajime who's instagram page is basically just a fan page for you, and it's filled with photos, videos and selfies of the two of you, mostly just you. there's more photos of you on there than on your own acount.
boyfriend!hajime who loves taking you to the theatres to watch movies as dates. pays for the snacks and tickets.
boyfriend!hajime who is the physical embodiment of that one tweet that goes "my girl can wear whatever she wants because i can break your jaw"
boyfriend!hajime who is a FAT SUCKER for rom-coms. specifically 90's & 2000's rom-coms. loves watching them with you and will always give you a kiss whenever a kiss scene comes on. is also a fein for Godzilla movies and jumps for joy when you buy him Godzilla merch
boyfriend!hajime who is very emotionally mature and you guys work through arguments very well. he hates fighting with you though.
boyfriend!hajime who you wouldn't trade for anyone else <3
a/n: We were too blessed when it came to iwa
divs from @/starrliqhtt
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