Bonjour, bitch

Suitably annoyed, suitably annoying English/French

[suitablyannoyed]

I want to cry my eyes out, but I can't anymore

[inklore]

i literally feel dead inside.

[juneacademia]

“you’re so pretty,” okay write poetry about me then.

[bisexual-chupacabra]

I may not know why potc is trending but its still a great reason to put these pics on people's dash

[metamorphesque]

"I sit with my grief. I mother it. I hold its small, hot hand. I don’t say, shhh. I don’t say, it is okay. I wait until it is done having feelings. Then we stand and we go wash the dishes. We crack open bedroom doors, step over the creaks, and kiss the children. We are sore from this grief, like we’ve returned from a run, like we are training for a marathon. I’m with you all the way, says my grief, whispering, and then we splash our face with water and stretch, one big shadow and one small."

— Callista Buchen, Taking Care

[thepersonalwords]

““It’s sad isn’t it? I once thought worlds of you and now you’re just another lesson.” - Beau Taplin, The Lesson”

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[suitablyannoyed]

💔

[inkskinned]

so many people overlook the genuine love of friends. how platonic relationships sometimes are more permanent. friendships like “hang on let me send you a nude i want you to tell me if this underwear looks good”. friendships like no, don’t, the peach looks literally so much better on you, you pop in peach. friendships like dump him but i understand why it’s hard for you to let go of deep relationships so i’ll be here until you do dump him and i’ll be the only one not to say “i told you so.” friendships like call me at three in the morning because of a spider, like hey saw this and thought of you but it’s a spongebob meme, like people think we’re dating and we honestly haven’t corrected them, like tell you the truth even if it’s a hard one to hear, like trust you with my life. friendships like wait i have the perfect outfit for you to wear on your date i’m driving the 45 minutes so we can play dressup and talk about flirting. like i know when to comfort you and when to distract you. like you’re kind of my favorite person but like also don’t tell anyone i said that i will deny it you’re gross and a jerk. like i know you’re sad come over i made cider and halloweentown is queued up and ready to go. like i will use your body as a shield between myself and the scary movie but i have also jumped someone for speaking badly to you. like you’ve been my rock my sword and the person who drags my drunk ass home. like that love that’s just two people who can sit in a room together with a bottle of wine in our bodies talking about how directors make poor color choices in movies. that’s love. don’t write it off because they don’t make movies around it. but that’s love.

[funnytwittertweets]

[hairstylesbeauty]

[tolerateit]

everyone in this room will someday be dead - emily austin

[psycho-mocha]

living with your parents is a constant cycle of i love you more than i could ever comprehend and i want to get out before i lose my fucking mind

[moonieisa]

my god we r doomed & ppl r horrible sometimes but My God everything is so beautiful humans r so so beautiful and. i dont mean like. Pretty i mean. Beautiful. it genuinely warms my heart how ppl hide in little gestures. everything they do speaks so loudly. everything they r and how everyone does the little things so differently & it makes them Them. & !!!!!! the pretty little everyday things .. the sunsets & the trees & the moon & the flowers that grow just by pollens in wild grass & not w an actual seed w the whole process they r so So lovely My God. genuinely feeling sorry 4 ppl who Dont notice the little things. & get happy by them.. life is Terrible. u gotta find happiness in the little things to Live. little ounces. how r u still alive if u dont .

[wearelivingtheart]

@moonieisa

[unhingedfem]

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness

[citrineasguardian]

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

[suitablyannoyed]

Hehehe

[giovisheeran]

Reading the bad critics of Turning Red of how men don't feel that they can watch the movie because it's about girls remind me a time when I was watching Mamma Mia with my dad, it was the scene when they sing Dancing Queen, and he, like a little surprised, told me "they are all women", like it was strange for him seeing so many women at one scene, that really make me think that men are more familiarize with storys about men where yes there are maybe a few women but it's not really about them.

[cantputitintowords]

I started watching Shadow and Bone and... maybe too soon because I only recently read the books and all i think about is why do Crows care about the fold, like no, don't, it's not your story

[cantputitintowords]

So I read descriptions of all the episodes and it looks like the actual plot of Six of Crows starts in episode 8?

Why did they even included them in not their series and something that happens years earlier

[cantputitintowords]

Actually i just need to accept it and try not to care much whether or not that was in the books if i want to keep watching and actually enjoy it.

But i will still go "ugh, Kaz why do you care" from time to time

[cantputitintowords]

Okay but I'm confused. By timeline for example

[suitablyannoyed]

The timeline was so ridiculously confusing

[suitablyannoyed]

It was my birthday yesterday and my friends bought me cake and gave me flowers and were just so nice and then a girl I wanted a tattoo from for ages had an open spot so now I have a new tattoo and it hurt like hell but I love it so much, my heart is so full.