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shark vs the universe
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cherry valley forever
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I need a full version of this (NSFW language)
my favourite 'fag' quote
Nothing hangs between your thighs. In fact there is a hole there so deep, it reaches into the fucking underworld!
— Bartolomeo Alviano
I swear in real life, I could've pulled off that shit much more professionally
I dreamt that I tried to rap but failed horribly.
I failed to rhyme with 'expectations' in front of a giant cooked prawn.
Now I'm hungry!
Parallels
"We hear sometimes about Indians having Original Instructions given to them by the Creator. What are they?" He replied without hesitation, “There is only one: ‘Love one another.’" He has also told me “Don’t ask for anything. The Creator knows what we need better than what we do. Be thankful with what you have and what you get. When you wake up in the morning, give thanks for being able to take another breath. When you go to bed, give thanks for another day. Look around you and give thanks for what you see at that particular time and season. Think about the Creator always and you will keep a peaceful mind."
From the exhaustive and lovely NativeTech.org
Received this from Amazon USA.
I wanna be one of the 3.500
Bought two books from Amazon UK, then bought another from Amazon US (it wasn't available in the UK) much later. Amazon US arrived sooner despite being an ocean away! Amazon UK, where's my stuff?
Country rants
AUSTRIA is a wonderful little country in Europe. She is known for orchestral music, desserts —specifically apfelstrudel, and also for being very scenic, through the natural landscape and her classic architecture. Also happens to be Hitler's birthplace. One of her cities, Wien (Vienna) is the namesake for hotdogs (wieners). She is not: • Australia, a continent in the Southern Hemisphere, • English-speaking. Her official language is German. • Nonexistent nor a typo error of the country mentioned above. I think I've had it with grown ups coming in and reading 'Austrian' blatantly as 'Australian' assuming that it was a mistake.
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.
Aubrey Plaza
Wisdom
"Don't walk behind me - I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me - I may not follow. Walk beside me so that we may be as one." — Ute wisdom
"The greatest strength is gentleness." — Iroquois proverb
"It does not require many words to speak the truth." — Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
A short story to follow:
Hahaha for some reason I laughed at this. Gawd
The Halted Traveller, 2012
“The term ‘halted traveller’ is usually associated with German romantic painters like Caspar David Friedrich, to describe a person seen from behind facing a lanscape. The lonely wanderer appears to have been halted by the view of the landscape.
This implies to us as a viewer that there is perhaps more to the landscape than we see. One can also identify with the figure. His posture invites you to imagine what he feels facing this landscape in front of his and your eyes.”
by Damien Rayuela
these days
deep video game quotes
What the heck what kind of heaven is dis
Ezio’s Strategy (video)
Typical Ezio!
Everyone is like heck yeah let's do this and Connor just looks confused.