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marshall | he/they i make art sometimes :-)

[lilaveria]

a tender reunion <3 (vgen commission for my friend auqroix!)

[lilaveria]

" we who thoughtlessly say we want to die and look at life thoughtlessly, are hated by it "

[springtales]

dog of wisdom

[plssendbones]

story of undertale but its every single gumi voicebank i own.

"hahah everyone is having so much fun with gumi snythv i wanna try her out!!"

anyway story of undertale:

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[catgirldick]

Cars 2 is not a good movie.

[catgirldick]

imagine being a yacht in the cars universe. imagine being a living sentient boat purchased and owned by a car billionaire superelite. to have car parties inside of you.

[catgirldick]

[catgirldick]

hey you wanna come over with me and the girls tonight? yeah were just gonna chill, smoke some organic fuel, and have a traffic jam. hm? oh, sorry, a traffic jam is a car orgy

[catgirldick]

her: you better not be a cunty electric racecar when i get there

me:

[catgirldick]

is it possible you have a gas leak?

You and your unfunny stock meme reaction to weird bullshit doesnt understand the POWER of a think tank of best friends watching a mid movie with a ridiculous premise from the mid 2006s together n riffing on the world building and lore implications. Did you know car jesus is real? That hes a chrysler car?? That car 9/11 happened? Did a car whisper insude the brain of a sentient plane telling it to crash into the car twin engine towers???

A single painting in the courtroom scene seems to imply cars are born en masse, sentient and all from giant manufscturing plants. That, or it depicts a genesis myth and they deify car companies. Thats actually even further supported by multiple chsracters exclaiming what brand of car they are, as if a seperate breed. AND THE FUCKIN. Guy exclaiming near the end of the movie "thank the manufacturer youre here!" Implying that they DO, IN DACT, WORSHIP CAR COMPANIES.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, ANON???? THEY TURNED SOME OF THE MOST DESTRUCTIVELY CAPITALIST MARKETS OF OUR TIME INTO A PANTHEON OF GODS

[catgirldick]

they crashed me right out of the car womb. hit a fender at 80 mph and broke my carburator.

[catgirldick]

hhhhwwwwwggghhhh i want a hot butch tow truck to catch me on her hook and drag me around n show me off like her little tonka truck🥴🥴😵😵

[catgirldick]

i let her hit it from the back and all i got was this itchy bumper sticker (and a couple dents😖)

[catgirldick]

need a cute tgirl to have an orgasm from changin my tires. WHILE i have my top up😖😖😖🥺🥺

[catgirldick]

i pissed in her cup and she changed my tires🥴

[catgirldick]

im a cute tgirl tractor and i wanna be tipped,,,,,, 🥺🥺😖😖🥴

[catgirldick]

"yes, we're still open!" sign pointing to my car asshole