Tomorrow's Superman

Not all heroes wear capes..... Because they're not really good for flying.

[sun-of-krypton]

It isn't pride month anymore but I have to let it out....

I THINK I LIKE BOYS???

I won't say I'm bi or anything, but it's time I accept myself, no?

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[superboyluvr]

He gave himself that title. Red Robin has a missing organ and it took him two years to even question why RR would complain about being, “A human puzzle with a piece missing”

He would not notice my little fur ball.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wow, you make it sound so easy 0_o

Maybe we could then... So he wouldn't have to be all alone at the Fortress when we're not there.

But wouldn't' Titus nor Goliath get jealous?

[superboyluvr]

Titus and Goliath are used to my expanding hoard of pets. They’d love Krypto.

Krypto looks like a regular dog if you take off, you know, the cape he wears? It would be easy as long as he doesnt use heat vision or fly, which he will not.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

But.. he looks so cute with the cape on... :( it was his idea to wear it! I remember dad would be so confused that Krypto kept bringing it to him every time one of us took it off.

[superboyluvr]

I can’t help but feel like Batman would notice the dog was Krypto if he kept his cape on.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wait, wait— Does that mean Batman wouldn't notice a random dog in his house, or just wouldn't care where the dog came from, not even if the dog had super speed and ate like a starved lion and shot lasers out of his puppy dog eyes???

[superboyluvr]

I get new pets fairly often. As long as Batman never saw the use of Kryptos abilities, he’d be able to stay.

That applies for every animal. I have a a shapeshifting Tameranian blob that just turns into a cat whenever he’s around.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wait, so you're telling me Alfred the cat isn't even a cat??

[superboyluvr]

Oh Alfred is a cat, she’s also the only animal my father suspects of being an alien. My blob “Kent” isn’t.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

You named your blob— Okay...!

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[superboyluvr]

He gave himself that title. Red Robin has a missing organ and it took him two years to even question why RR would complain about being, “A human puzzle with a piece missing”

He would not notice my little fur ball.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wow, you make it sound so easy 0_o

Maybe we could then... So he wouldn't have to be all alone at the Fortress when we're not there.

But wouldn't' Titus nor Goliath get jealous?

[superboyluvr]

Titus and Goliath are used to my expanding hoard of pets. They’d love Krypto.

Krypto looks like a regular dog if you take off, you know, the cape he wears? It would be easy as long as he doesnt use heat vision or fly, which he will not.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

But.. he looks so cute with the cape on... :( it was his idea to wear it! I remember dad would be so confused that Krypto kept bringing it to him every time one of us took it off.

[superboyluvr]

I can’t help but feel like Batman would notice the dog was Krypto if he kept his cape on.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wait, wait— Does that mean Batman wouldn't notice a random dog in his house, or just wouldn't care where the dog came from, not even if the dog had super speed and ate like a starved lion and shot lasers out of his puppy dog eyes???

[superboyluvr]

I get new pets fairly often. As long as Batman never saw the use of Kryptos abilities, he’d be able to stay.

That applies for every animal. I have a a shapeshifting Tameranian blob that just turns into a cat whenever he’s around.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wait, so you're telling me Alfred the cat isn't even a cat??

[sun-of-krypton]

Was Robin your first kiss ?

I wish....

I MEAN!!! It could, uh, I've definitely kissed people before— GIRLS, I've kissed girls before. Definitely.

[superboyluvr]

Kissing girls seems weird. Why kiss girls when you can play videogames with your best friend and stare longingly into his eyes with purely platonic desire.

Girls allude me honestly.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Girls are hot. Boys are... hot too, I guess. Why is everyone hot?? And I thought I was the sun powered one.

[superboyluvr]

Superboy, there is no soft way of asking this, are you sure you’re straight?

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Kryptonians don't have those things! Do we? Wait.... My dad is into both guys and girls..... Maybe Kryptonians do have those things!

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[superboyluvr]

He gave himself that title. Red Robin has a missing organ and it took him two years to even question why RR would complain about being, “A human puzzle with a piece missing”

He would not notice my little fur ball.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wow, you make it sound so easy 0_o

Maybe we could then... So he wouldn't have to be all alone at the Fortress when we're not there.

But wouldn't' Titus nor Goliath get jealous?

[superboyluvr]

Titus and Goliath are used to my expanding hoard of pets. They’d love Krypto.

Krypto looks like a regular dog if you take off, you know, the cape he wears? It would be easy as long as he doesnt use heat vision or fly, which he will not.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

But.. he looks so cute with the cape on... :( it was his idea to wear it! I remember dad would be so confused that Krypto kept bringing it to him every time one of us took it off.

[superboyluvr]

I can’t help but feel like Batman would notice the dog was Krypto if he kept his cape on.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wait, wait— Does that mean Batman wouldn't notice a random dog in his house, or just wouldn't care where the dog came from, not even if the dog had super speed and ate like a starved lion and shot lasers out of his puppy dog eyes???

[sun-of-krypton]

Was Robin your first kiss ?

I wish....

I MEAN!!! It could, uh, I've definitely kissed people before— GIRLS, I've kissed girls before. Definitely.

[superboyluvr]

Kissing girls seems weird. Why kiss girls when you can play videogames with your best friend and stare longingly into his eyes with purely platonic desire.

Girls allude me honestly.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Girls are hot. Boys are... hot too, I guess. Why is everyone hot?? And I thought I was the sun powered one.

[sun-of-krypton]

Poke

Poke with laser vision, haha

[sun-of-krypton]

Emotional damage

Nah, I'm good.

[sun-of-krypton]

Was Robin your first kiss ?

I wish....

I MEAN!!! It could, uh, I've definitely kissed people before— GIRLS, I've kissed girls before. Definitely.

[sun-of-krypton]

((alright so @jon-cantlain has come out as bi but superboy haven't, that's what I'm going with here))

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[superboyluvr]

He gave himself that title. Red Robin has a missing organ and it took him two years to even question why RR would complain about being, “A human puzzle with a piece missing”

He would not notice my little fur ball.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wow, you make it sound so easy 0_o

Maybe we could then... So he wouldn't have to be all alone at the Fortress when we're not there.

But wouldn't' Titus nor Goliath get jealous?

[superboyluvr]

Titus and Goliath are used to my expanding hoard of pets. They’d love Krypto.

Krypto looks like a regular dog if you take off, you know, the cape he wears? It would be easy as long as he doesnt use heat vision or fly, which he will not.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

But.. he looks so cute with the cape on... :( it was his idea to wear it! I remember dad would be so confused that Krypto kept bringing it to him every time one of us took it off.

[sun-of-krypton]

hey man. are you and robin dating or something

Me and Robin? Pffft, don't be ridiculous, haha!

What, why, what makes you think that? You think I'd have a chance...?

[superboyluvr]

Perhaps these people assume we are in a romantic relationship due to how much time we spend with one another.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Aw, come on, buddy! All best friends spend their time together like that, don't we?

[superboyluvr]

You’re right, there’s nothing inherently romantic about our relationship, people are just delusional.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Oh... I mean, yeah!

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[superboyluvr]

He gave himself that title. Red Robin has a missing organ and it took him two years to even question why RR would complain about being, “A human puzzle with a piece missing”

He would not notice my little fur ball.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Wow, you make it sound so easy 0_o

Maybe we could then... So he wouldn't have to be all alone at the Fortress when we're not there.

But wouldn't' Titus nor Goliath get jealous?

[sun-of-krypton]

@superboyluvr Hey man! Cool username... You better be referring to me and not Kon though!! >:3

[sun-of-krypton]

Has the current Robin tried to steal krypto before?

Unfortunately, yes. But Batman has a strict "no kryptonian dogs" policy. Also the fact Krypto can, you know. Fly at the speed of sound and all.

[superboyluvr]

Krypto loves me. He would not fly away from me.

[sun-of-krypton]

Of course he wouldn't. But I'm not sure for how long we could keep a super dog under your dad's radar.

World's best detective, isn't it?

[sun-of-krypton]

hey man. are you and robin dating or something

Me and Robin? Pffft, don't be ridiculous, haha!

What, why, what makes you think that? You think I'd have a chance...?

[superboyluvr]

Perhaps these people assume we are in a romantic relationship due to how much time we spend with one another.

— Robin

[sun-of-krypton]

Aw, come on, buddy! All best friends spend their time together like that, don't we?

[sun-of-krypton]

hey man. are you and robin dating or something

Me and Robin? Pffft, don't be ridiculous, haha!

What, why, what makes you think that? You think I'd have a chance...?