Whateven

Nine. Flower Presser. 17.

[kimmismiles-blog]

[paperflowerspress]

When I was a little girl they told me I could be whatever I wanted. They forgot to tell me that people would ask my husband about his job and me about the kids, forgot to tell me that the company for which I work will have more rights that I will, forgot to tell me that my body will be up for debate in political circles, internet forums, the comment sections by people who cannot name the parts of woman that make a child, but will tell you the cells inside a womb are more important than those around them. They didn’t mention that if I tried to be a career woman and a mother that people would askhow? That trying to have it all would earn criticism instead of praise.What do you want to be when you grow up? I am going to be a woman, but I’d like to be a human, too.

Terms and Conditions - Meghan Lynn (via merelyamadness)

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How October Jones Passes Time on the Train

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

[oknope]

[condenasttraveler]

[kawaiitheo]

Room With a View | Room 604-605, Hôtel Plaza Athénée Paris

[hiddenlex]

[sentientpossum-deactivated20210]

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

[cheshkitten]

“Dis twee has a flavour”

[simonbitdiddle]

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

[theenduringsun]

"Twee is mah pweshus"

[puppyclub]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

[existences-deactivated20140213]

[cavilhenry]

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

[eatsleepdraw]

http://djrbennettillustration.tumblr.com/

[opticoverload-deactivated201311]

[sunburntchameleon]

crystal formations in a pool

[snarkys-deactivated20170608]

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

[taffynikte]

[4gifs]

[coolurl-deactivated20250710]

LOOK AT THAT IT AINT EVEN HIS KID YET HE MOVE LIKE THAT DAMN

[stevesfriend]

someone get this guy signed to a minor league team we got a future middle infielder here

[superiorsarcasm-deactivated2015]

Dad #1 better have bought Dad #2 a thank you drink and meal at the nearest airport bar. That guy is a straight up everyday hero.

[5tabrigadadepoetasambulantes]

Look, let me put it this way: with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two.

Charles Bukowski  (via agentlemenscoup)

[orgasmos-multiploxx]