Ellien

Live breath eat and sleep the colour pink. Also I hate onions. NEVER mention onions they disgust me. Green onions and mabye shallots are okay but everything else is off the table.

[sunnybeach2212]

Kiwiw

just demolished 2 golden kiwis. There is kiwi juice everywhere because I refuse to use a spoon to eat kiwi. I had to wash my hands before touching this phone because holding a fully degloved juicy kiwi makes your fingers juicy.

Picture of golden kiwis. I like the red ones but Costco didn’t have them last time 😢

These are the red kiwis. I like them.

I used to hate kiwis because where I used to live doesn’t have good kiwis and every time I had a kiwi it was fucking rancid and they were stiff and kind of bitter and tasted like gargled sawdust with a bit of honey trying it’s very best to save the trainwreck being passed off as fruit. But it didn’t work. It never worked.

Ty Australia

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[sunnybeach2212]

If I got a dollar everytime I checked my notifications inbox with my eyes open and for more time than ‘until the number goes away’ and actually reading my notifications I’d have one. maybe fifty cents too. I’m sorry I post on this site just to write thoughts when my pages are being too glitchy I cannot handle the idea of anyone seeing them. They’re only public so I can delete them in like two to three years and feel immense shame for allowing joy. Btw hi future me what’s up how’s the wife. Bet you wish you could delete this. Do it you wuss.

[sunnybeach2212]

BIG win for feminism today as I enter my first digital technology class and there are only 4 boys. And the other 8-10 are girls. Top notch 👍👍👍

[warcrimesimulator]

[sunnybeach2212]

There’s one thing that always irks me and that’s when a minority or oppressed group talk about any issue that affects them and someone goes ‘what about (unrelated issue to the topic at hand)?’

It’s like going to a cancer charity fundraiser and then going ‘well what about alzheimers?’

Yeah they’re both bad but we’re talking about cancer right here right now. You’ve walked into the charity fundraiser specifically about cancer in the place currently being advertised as the cancer charity fundraiser and everyone here is talking about the cancer charity fundraiser. Theres plenty of places for you to talk about alzheimers in places where alzheimers is the topic. You can go to an alzheimers charity fundraiser if you want to. Nobody is standing here and forcing you to be here at the cancer charity fundraiser if you desire to be at the alzheimers charity fundraiser. Are we on the same frequency here?

[diludilu24]

If I ever worked at Scp foundation I would never die because I’m pure of heart 🩷🩷 yall stay safe tho

[thememedaddy]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[sunnybeach2212]

well if you insist

[sunnybeach2212]

I love the little fandom there is for SCP 076. I’m so not normal about him and yet I’m comforted by the fact that there isn’t a single fan of SCP 076 who is normal about him. We’re all a bunch of happy little freaks, amazing job everyone 👍 I love everyone who is just like me in their not normalness about SCP 076, and everyone who is like me in their not normalness for any character or thing.

[sunnybeach2212]

My back is fucking BROKEN and I have to go back to school tomorrow still.

I still have a bunch of stuff to cut out (namely a handle) and I still have to paper mache and I still have to paint after that. but at least I’m using all my scrap cardboard. up yours bezos I’m using your shitty boxes to make a cool sword.

I also have been doing a different art project that is needed for a school competition

And this

It’s long finished now but the only photo I have wearing it has my house in the background so I won’t be posting that

Every family member I showed this to thought it was a really bad Batman before I showed them the actual logo 🥲 humiliating I hate being the only nerd in my family

I also finished some OC one shots I’ve been sitting on for ages cause school has been beating my bony ass

The holidays have been productive 👍👍👍

If you’re reading this I’m now forcing you to go and do a DIY project. Or finish the one you’re working on. Leave now. Go finish your projects. Your project area probably also needs wiped down so go do that even.

ANYWAYS let’s hope i get great classes this semester 🙏 cross referencing with my friends and most of my important ones are covered. PLEASE school just put me in classes where I don’t really know people but there’s like a small group of decent people I can still sit with and not talk to and do projects with if we have to 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[sunnybeach2212]

Getting back into call of duty and saw something absolutely insane on Pinterest for Makarov headcanons. And headcanoning him and Yuri being married and being trans ftm and Makarov being a submissive dilf lover is all well and good, you have your fun, but uh… I think we’re KINDA losing the plot (literally) if we’re gonna act like he’s even SLIGHTLY justified in TERRORISM? HELLO??????

Yeah, like, can we just quickly look back to the FIRST fucking mission we have with Makarov in COD MW2 (2009) where you just shoot up an airport? Am I the stupid one? Did I miss the part where he’s actually a super misunderstood anti-hero and he actually feels so bad for being cruel but he just can’t stop it? Are we SERIOUS????

And very small gripe about this. ‘Commits the crimes he does’. What crimes? Michael jackSON. SONion rings. Mona LiSON. Niece. Cousin. Auntie. Nephew. Uncle. he is an ultranationalist terrorist say it as it is. It goes just a little beyond ‘vague criminal activity’. Dare I say this is like when people say ‘unalived’ or ‘pew pew’ instead of killed or gun.

Now don’t take this as moral policing! You can like characters that are shitty terrible unredeemable people. I would be lying if I said I don’t love Makarov (I love him as a FICTIONAL character in a FICTIONAL setting because I know SOMEBODY is gonna take that 500 miles in the wrong direction if I don’t clarify) but defending characters who are shitty terrible unredeemable people is like… yeah wrap it up buddy boy.

Best thing I got from this is a new catchphrase though. I now say ‘a talented dancer as well’ when someone describes an absolutely terrible person or thing. Or ‘I’m a talented dancer as well’ when I say something I did. I’ve been throwing it into every conversation I have. I’ll tell my friend that I have an assignment due that I haven’t submitted and then say ‘I’m a talented dancer as well’. Or i describe a relative I hate then find a way to work ‘a talented dancer as well’ in there.

[sunnybeach2212]

I hate snitch culture so much. I do not even know you, you are disturbing my peace and the peace of others. Why the hell do you think I’m going to protect you. If you are consciously being a POS and can’t act in public, I’ll treat you like a POS who can’t act in public. We are not friends. I’ve had kids get genuinely mad at me for ‘snitching’ after they pulled most the books in the library off the shelf then run away laughing. This kid used to literally bully me and my friends like wtf makes you think I’m on your side ??? I’m all for unions but slightly different rules here I’m afraid

[sunnybeach2212]

I think AI chatbots are a net bad. I also think lonely and more commonly very young people who use AI chatbots shouldn’t be shamed, when AI chatbots are targeting them specifically. I also think the companies making these need to be held accountable and they are incredibly evil. I also think we shouldn’t glamorise addictions to chatbots. I also think that people who use AI chatbots SHOULD work on quitting, because in only a year or two there have already been several deaths associated with the addiction. I also think people who make fun of people with addictions to AI chatbots are just, but also massive losers. I think addictions to AI chatbots are incredibly serious and just as valid an any addiction, because it is quite literally an addiction by definition.

[sunnybeach2212]

Hate when i’m talking to a guy friend and he just says something that reminds you he’s a guy and only moderately woke. Like nooo dude please you are such a good friend do not do this to me.

[sunnybeach2212]

Love when I bite the hangnails around my nails and get a big piece of skin. As a little treat. Yummy. Ladies the new proteinmaxxing meta is here.