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I've met some of the nicest and some of the meanest people in male strip clubs.

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The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that nobody asks him if they can try his glasses

the-greatest-genderqueer

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

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I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

harvard-dad-deactivated20180911

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

cyborgsmanifesto

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

4velitta4

I feel like this could be useful in my future

astrologypixies-deactivated2016

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

Do me a favor and if you don't want to date me, don't tell me why.

Do not say shit like, "I'd date you if you weren't blonde." "I'd like to date you if you weren't so heavy." "I'd date you of.... fill in the blank...." Don't do that, ok? Like, honestly, I have a mental list miles long of reasons why I am completely unworthy of your attention and affection, I really don't need you to add to it, ok? Why can't you just say, "I'm flattered but no, thank you."? Why do you have to be an asshole about it?

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Golden retrievers get a surprise ball-pit party - Full video

eversoslightlybitter

You might be privileged if you don’t see the problem with the ease of getting thousands of dollars from the government for student loans and the difficulty in getting a few hundred dollars a month from the government for food.

queerbitchdiaz-archived

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

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Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

lonewolf7130

Just the Rock blessing your feed

calculatedmadness

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

liyues-most-hated

Things that can make you get stitches across your entire face and break your skull and break your eardrum: Color Guard

archedyketyon

HI SO THIS IS SO IMPORTANT because I used to be one of those people that shit all over cheerleading because a bunch of stereotypical cheerleader bullies used to push me around when I was little and when I first moved to a new school. Do NOT let stereotypes drive your judgement; people in cheerleading often join color guard and are some of the most bad ass, hardworking, and sweetest people I know.

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eversoslightlybitter

You might be privledged if you complain about having to take food allergies into account when making Thanksgiving dinner.

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You might be privledged if you don’t understand why the new food stamp regulations are a big deal.

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You might be privledged if you think boycotting a business means buying their coffee.

ameliaadriannabooks

WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.