zahraalgernon:
“ What the hell are you supposed to be? A rooster? ”
“Is that half-blind shrub making noise at me? Go rustle somewhere else.”
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@supakingu
zahraalgernon:
“ What the hell are you supposed to be? A rooster? ”
“Is that half-blind shrub making noise at me? Go rustle somewhere else.”
bearxclaws:
supakingu replied to your post: ROARS because she is the alpha bear!!
blank polar bear stare
Polar bear stare is given a grizzly bear blep. Grizzly bears are superior~
how do you even fucking dare
@bearxclaws
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
Such was the curse of murderous efficiency - a job less suited to a monster’s voracious appetite, was one that ended too early. - - He wandered, now, lacking a stoic entourage of scientific advancement, as an inherit frustration bade the formally hot-headed prince to acts of collateral damage that didn’t quite adhere to the terms of a contract.
There was no point in wasting a clone, considering how long it took them to age.
Of course, there were many who wouldn’t recognize the crest emblazoned on the back of his regal attire, having retired his Raid Suit to the canister he hid somewhere on his person - and the Vinsmoke firstborn was counting on it - he was restless, and making too much of a scene would be... unflattering.
Unless, of course, someone was far too privy to history or comic books.
“Hey - you, tell me where the market is,
if there’s even one on this disgusting rock.”
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
[[ INTERACTION CALL ]]
"Hey brother, you look good without sunglasses." { a random ask if you don't mind (: }
@veneno-rosa
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
An exhale that could have been the deepest sigh, though he did not turn to face her, the idle fingers of a killer correcting the last button of a well-pressed dress shirt, peering with just a hint of frustration into the mirror before him, as though unimpressed by his own reflection.
“Knock first, it’s unbecoming to just wander into rooms without warning, do you want to see something you’ll regret?”
A free hand tapped in a concise percussion against the wood of the vanity the firstborn was fussing over, right next to the aforementioned shades.
“I don’t just wear them because they’re cool, you know. I can blind myself too, with my abilities. … anyway, does it matter? You can attract anyone with enough power or money, looks are secondary.”
A pause, and the shades were snatched from the dresser, unceremoniously tossed behind him and towards his elder sister.
“You try them, your eyes are too…. nice. It’s kind of gross, see if they make you more intimidating.”
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
Screams in Ichiji's ear. Hey, it's not talking sooooo
@greenonionman
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
If one were to comprehend the sheer depth at which the eldest Vinsmoke had to reign in every sort of violent inclination, they would likely find themselves on an entirely new, enlightened plane of existence and be beyond this world’s paltry conflicts.
It wasn’t as though he had utterly no attachment, there were things in this world that were his right by blood, and while the weakness of certain emotions were not within his pre-programmed reach, he also wouldn’t just let the idiot perish in an uncool way.
“Yonji.”
Stern, cold, and absolute, he began with the patient, but unforgiving tone of an elder speaking to an unruly child - -
A snapping sound.
“A̤͇̗̳͓̙h̼̫̯̝̞,̮̼̖̯ I̱͓ ̖se̹̹̼͉̣̙e͍̫͍̭̹̰͉ ̣͎̺̞͚̙ͅ-͉̠̗̟̯ ̲̬y̝̜̗̩͚̥͓o̟̙u̼͍ ̼̹͙̣̰̮wan̬̼t̰͉̮ t̝o͈͖̱̟̯ d̳̹̬̣̠͕ie̺̣̠,͎̹͇ ̲̣th̘̭͖͔̼̺e͓̠̞̟͇̠n͇̙̮.̩”
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
Animal familiar quiz.
POLAR BEAR;;
The Polar Bear is a very mysterious, powerful, yet strikingly graceful Arctic predator, and its power is often told of in many Inuit legends and myths. It is said to be strongly in-tune with spiritual matters. Its snow white fur is used to blend into the ice, then strike prey without warning. Similar to the Polar Bear, you have a tendency to keep to the shadows, staying quiet and secluded. However, inside you have an impressive personality, that can greatly surprise others when you get the chance to just be yourself. A Polar Bear familiar encourages their master to follow their heart, protects their soul, and are a great companion for protection or combat.
Adaptability
Independence
Magic
Skill
Isolation
Strength(Both physical and mental)
Tagged by: Stole it from @jcllyfisn Tagging: @bloominghands @devilslcg @greenonionman @boso-ojo @theoceanslibrarian or idk everyone do it
[[ INTERACTION CALL ]]
#dad isn't a shade of red though
ORANGE IS RED AND YELLOW YOU BLITHERING LAWN-CARE EXCERPT.
greenonionman:
“FUCK YES! Finally! Now my only sibling is the best sibling! Bye, loser!”
There’d be a proper response, but as he wasn’t about to continue to communicate with a fruit salad, he would simply gaze solemnly at two half-folded napkins shoved into the dirt with ‘Yonji’ and ‘Niji’ scrawled across each - the firstborn would visit these graves of his younger siblings every day, if he remembered.
ok but apples are kind of a downgrade from a rhino in terms of collateral damage and i’m not saying i’m disappointed in this train of events but what the actual fresh fuck my bro
[[ Hey there you worthless peasants - do you enjoy talking to sociopathic monstrosities who have the empathic quotient of dishsoap? Do you perhaps find primary and secondary colour schemes amongst ridiculous villains with great hair aesthetic? Then do I have the asshole for you! LIKE OR REBLOG if you’re interested in a brand new VINSMOKE ICHIJI of the crackhole One Piece!
- - WRITTEN BY TURTLE. ]]
VIA - 66 - @bloominghands
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
No comprehension within a modified monster’s solemn smirk - his expression was a bulldozer’s sentiment as it decimated a cherished orphanage, the light tilt of elegant features the brazen mimicry of humanity. Threats did nothing, threats were nothing - if he died, it was because he had fucked up royal - but she didn’t seem capable whatsoever of ending their crusade, no matter how tantalizing those expansive curves and fair, exquisite features. Her arrogance was endearing, of course - not many would tease so boldfaced in front of a prince of a kingdom so feared for its brutality - the firstborn liked her.
It was an appraising, hidden gaze, of course - he knew perfection when he saw it, but of course, she opted for a useless, slithering pipsqueak like his little brother.
“I mean, if you can be satisfied with a failure, that’s a little disappointing. What is it, the simpering, the weakness? He is easy to kick around, that’s for sure.”
The inquiry was strangely honest in tone, as though there truly was a lack of understanding that he couldn’t help but show the smallest hint of frustration - to continue to protect what couldn’t survive, it was pretty stupid, wasn’t it?
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
boso-ojo:
{ ☂ }▬ The woman dropped her basket of apples, eyes wide as she spotted a familiar face. No. No, no, no.. Why here?! She stepped back, ready to run. Where was her son?! She looked around quickly, finding the boy was nowhere to be found. Please be somewhere safe! She gulped hard, turning tail to make a mad dash for her home.
Anyone but HIM!
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
- - The highest bidder, the ones who could pay the most, the most desperate of weaklings to the most disgusting of power-hungry cretins would call upon the name ‘GERMA’ like the invocation of blood-streaked gods - And if they had a job they wanted done the most efficiently, brutally and without question.... the ‘1′ emblazoned on a single expanse of cape adorning a broad shoulder, the idle clink of a RAID SUIT with colours inverted of all the other demons calling themselves princes of a roaming kingdom... the sight would spell doom for anyone with poignant enemies. Two clones flanked him on either side, and both paused as soon as the crimson-maned monster halted at the movement of fallen fruit.
“What a greeting - I shouldn’t even have to ask, but are you really just going to run?”
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
devilslcg:
#[[ do you mind i’m trying to look cool and better than you ]]
“Trying implies it doesn’t come naturally.”
“Saying I’m implying anything insinuates you’re talking back to your older brother, and I’m going to try to ignore that fact for about two more seconds.”
Just kind of stares coldly at the jackass who hurt her dear sanji-kun
@bloominghands
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
His shaded expression didn’t change, if this was a competition, there was no clear way to determine a winner unless he removed the glasses - which, he wasn’t about to do in the face of someone the Sparking Red didn’t quite recognize - here and there, his tunnel-vision could focus on a newspaper article… wasn’t this that infamous woman who everyone wanted their hands on for her knowledge? - (it wasn’t in his interest, a pirate’s title, or dreams, or even the history of their world) - - - Ah, but none of that really mattered, for she was definitely part of their dear brother’s life - helping to make him into something less than a spat on the wall.
“Show some respect.”
It was spoken as though by necessity, by an automatic arrogance programmed into a warhead’s metallic shell - elegant tenors lacked any care in his own words, and a light craning of his neck would ensure the full scope of her person into his view. She was really, really hot.
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;
"Eugh."
@devilslcg
This is ROYALTY;;STRENGTH - -
Displeasure wasn’t exactly a new and exciting prospect, especially when it spewed from their beloved(?) loser’s worthless maw, and as such, a distinct lack of gasps from the eldest was the only legible response. A resting stance like an iron wall, he didn’t even manage to muster amusement at the pipsqueak’s gall in his constant insistence on crying foul play in the game of survival.
“Something the matter? You seem confused, speechless, maybe - we had thought you hadn’t gotten stupider after all this time, but maybe that was too much to hope for, huh?“
Violence, maybe? They hadn’t been able to beat the strength of mind into their little brother before, but the Vinsmoke firstborn wasn’t about to tolerate disrespect if it seemed too out of line.
- -THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL;;