'Cause They Anus

"The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away." Hey fuckers, I'm Seth Rogen. You might have seen my ugly mug in some funny ass movies, but you're more likely to find me in my underwear & smoking a joint. L.A. isn't new but this whole lockdown this is. So come say 'hi' - bring food though, I've got mad munchies. (RP ONLY, not actually Seth)

[jlawisonfire-blog]

It pains me to think you would think I would actually do something like that. You wound me Seth.

[superbadseth-blog]

If you need some pain management, I have the perfect perscription

[redlipclassique-blog]

If you’ve got something to say, Rogen, just say it.

[superbadseth-blog]

I will as soon as you stop being so hostile with me.

[keiraxknightley]

Well I’m not yet offended so I suppose that’s a good thing then isn’t it?

[superbadseth-blog]

Bonus then, I’m doing pretty good.

[obeyinghoran-deactivated2021072]

Hi

[obeyinghoran-deactivated2021072]

"Justin?" He frowned. "Why?"

[superbadseth-blog]

We have a long standing Twitter-beef. I’m Canadian though, so I’m allowed. 

[xlanaparrillax]

Well I mean I’ve had fun. I go to clubs and the occasional hangover. But no I haven’t. Promise I wont. 

[superbadseth-blog]

Clubs are cool too, just a little to busy for me. Alright, name the time and place.

[xlanaparrillax]

You could come to my place or vice versa?

[superbadseth-blog]

Why don’t you come here - no sense stinking you place up when mine already smells like a hot box.

[obeyinghoran-deactivated2021072]

Hi

"Hey guys! I’m Niall and I’m new here. Is there anybody in specific I should be careful with?"

[superbadseth-blog]

So long as you didn’t bring that Beiber clown with you, you should be safe. 

[emjstonex]

Would you really?! Seth, you’re the best. Doing things so I don’t get my hands dirty.

God damn it, you’ve got me giddy now. If he doesn’t have Doritos, I’ll be coming after you personally, Rogen. You’re so right. I’m sick of people picking up small things and blowing them up in my face. I don’t need that shit. A brownie and Mario Kart-A-Thon sounds perfect! When is this happening? I’m going to wear my pyjamas and look like a slob, too. 

[superbadseth-blog]

What can I say, I’m a stand up guy. 

Its happening whenever we can pull Franco out of his slump and bring him back to the light side. You should work on him too, we’ll get him there, Doritos and all.

[redlipclassique-blog]

And of course, you know, right? Haven’t spoken to me in year but you know everything. 

[superbadseth-blog]

I know you pretty well, Ambs including how you to try to drown guilt in whiskey.

[keiraxknightley]

I feel as if we’ve started off on the wrong foot. Maybe we need to hit the reset button?

I don’t want to come off as a complete bitch.

[superbadseth-blog]

Its all good, I come off as a total ass. I just embrace it.

[jlawisonfire-blog]

I guess nothing. Just warn me if you plant some shit up on the roof cause I wanted to try and do some sort of garden thingy and try not to forget about it.

[superbadseth-blog]

Well I can’t now - you’ll probably call the cops or some shit.

[thejennifermorrison-deactivated]

Hi!

[thejennifermorrison-deactivated]

For real. Now works for me actually. 

[superbadseth-blog]

Awesome, what are we waiting for, let’s do this!

[xlanaparrillax]

Well I mean I’ve had fun. I go to clubs and the occasional hangover. But no I haven’t. Promise I wont. 

[superbadseth-blog]

Clubs are cool too, just a little to busy for me. Alright, name the time and place.

[superbadseth-blog]

Texting Franco

Rogen: Yo, stop moping for a night and come get high and play Mario Karts with Emma and I!

[sophieskarsgard]

[thejennifermorrison-deactivated]

Hi!

[thejennifermorrison-deactivated]

That is very true. Well thank you for that.

Just give me a time and place, and I’m there.

[superbadseth-blog]

Just the truth. 

For real? Didn’t expect that - how’s now for you?

[jlawisonfire-blog]

[superbadseth-blog]

Feelings mutual, sister.

What’s wrong with a little grow up, saves money!

[redlipclassique-blog]

I bet you have. And you probably believe all that trash too. 

[superbadseth-blog]

There’s always some truth to their nonsense.