No capes. No tights. No offense.

My name is Connor Kent formally but people have apparently started called me Supes. I appear to be 16 years old. /this is a roleplay tumblr for Superboy. Sorry for the lame description./

[sirflash-blog-deactivated201605]

[superboy--blog]

sirflash:

He thinks he is so high and mighty. (Dude he sort of is…)

FATHER

IS HIGH AND MIGHTY

AND ONE DAY

I WILL BE TOO

[assassin-cheshire]

The cat is back.

[superboy--blog]

assassin-cheshire:

hello-mgann:

superboy-:

assassin-cheshire:

superboy-:

assassin-cheshire:

Who missed me? Come on, don’t be shy…<3

At one point in time

we were biffles

and I would have missed you if we were still biffles

but now I’m just sort of

:l

We can be biffles again.

I’m a new woman now and plus those sweats are comfy.

Well

fine

but this is most likely because M’gaan doesn’t seem to enjoy hanging out with me.

Don’t be silly Superboy! I love hanging out with you~

:D

Oh look, it’s the talking celery. Hey there.

Hey there's no need to insult M'gaan here D8

I'm almost sure she's never really done anything to you

[assassin-cheshire]

The cat is back.

[superboy--blog]

assassin-cheshire:

superboy-:

assassin-cheshire:

Who missed me? Come on, don’t be shy…<3

At one point in time

we were biffles

and I would have missed you if we were still biffles

but now I’m just sort of

:l

We can be biffles again.

I’m a new woman now and plus those sweats are comfy.

Well

fine

but this is most likely because M'gaan doesn't seem to enjoy hanging out with me.

[assassin-cheshire]

The cat is back.

[superboy--blog]

assassin-cheshire:

Who missed me? Come on, don’t be shy…<3

At one point in time

we were biffles

and I would have missed you if we were still biffles

but now I'm just sort of

:l

[quicklynotspeedy]

No matter how many followers I gain, I always end up back at 69.

[superboy--blog]

quicklynotspeedy:

I’m not complaining. 

 I don't understand though

what's a cue

[sirflash-blog-deactivated201605]

The wife has requested I run out and get her some stuff. Anyone else need anything while I'm out and about?

[superboy--blog]

narwhalwhisperer:

sirflash:

narwhalwhisperer:

sirflash:

narwhalwhisperer:

Think you can get me some salt? I need it for seasoning.

Dude, you live in the Ocean. You are surrounded by salt. What are you making that requires salt?

For your information, I am cooking up steak for dinner.

How are you supposed to cook steak underwater?

Barry, shut up and bring me salt.

 Why do you need salt to cook steak

[superboy--blog]

8IIIIII

Oh hello there

Tim. What's up.

What's with that face.

[superboy--blog]

(OOC post)

To all of my followers, I love you all and I'm sorry I've been gone for so long. When hell week ended some stuff happened and now I am without laptop for a while, possibly forever if I don't play my cards right. So...yes, I DO see there is a message in my ask but since I'm on my itouch I can't answer it right now. The person who asked it, please be a little patient and thank you :)

[superboy--blog]

I feel kind of bad for leaving M'gaan alone at the base all the time.

So I guess some afternoon one of these days we can bake some stuff together. You would have to teach me how to bake something other than cake because that's really all I know how to bake.

[500daysofbaking-blog-blog]

[superboy--blog]

hello-mgann:

I hope I put enough chocolate chips in this batch…

The best part is she got it all in the bowl this time and none on me

Also they taste like heaven soo...

[quicklynotspeedy]

Fuck everything

[superboy--blog]

quicklynotspeedy:

Is this even worth it? 

I’M GETTING NO GODDAMN RESPECT. 

I still give you respect

[superboy--blog]

That moment when your biffle breaks up with you.

This feeling

in my chest

it's feels like those times when Roy disappointed/let me down

[assassin-cheshire]

OMGOMGOMGOMGIHATEVERYTHING

[superboy--blog]

assassin-cheshire:

superboy-:

assassin-cheshire:

~drowns everyone out with Mamma Mia~

I can come watch it with you if you need company, biffle?

I’m good.

Alone.

Just yeah, don’t come over or anything I’m not crying on Bane’s shoulder.

Kid Flash once told me that when girls/women sound like that and say stuff like that then it's actually the exact opposite of what they mean.

So

you're not good

you need me around for superhugs

and you want me to come over because you ARE crying on Bane's shoulder

/I think I did good for my first girl to boy translation

[superboy--blog]

Roy,

[superboy--blog]

quicklynotspeedy:

superboy-:

quicklynotspeedy:

superboy-:

I forgive you

but I hope you know while I was gone Batman decided to be my “Papa” and Superman is still in the remaining seat of “Father” so you will probably have to deal with that sometime in the near future.

Also -

P.S. What’s a weed?

P.P.S. That song was interesting and I kind of like it, is this what kind of music you like?

P.P.P.S. My eyes are blue but who cars they’re all colors

Superboy,

I can take them. I mean, Batman’s just a crazy guy in a suit with a lot of money (kind of like Oliver, but a bit more goth) and Superman… Uh… I can take him. 

Can I be on your dick too?

-Roy

P.S. Weed is magic. 

P.P.S. It’s good music to fuck to. 

P.P.P.S. Blue, red, close enough!

Roy,

I am giving you complete invitation to be on my dick too

-Superboy

P.S. So, that yellow stuff is magic?

Superboy,

So we’re pushing the beds together tonight?

-Roy

P.S. I’ll show you later. I’ll find my arrow pipe just for you. Or would you prefer the arrow bong? I’ll bring both, just in case. 

Roy,

Yes

-Superboy

[assassin-cheshire]

OMGOMGOMGOMGIHATEVERYTHING

[superboy--blog]

assassin-cheshire:

~drowns everyone out with Mamma Mia~

I can come watch it with you if you need company, biffle?

[superboy--blog]

Roy,

[superboy--blog]

quicklynotspeedy:

superboy-:

I forgive you

but I hope you know while I was gone Batman decided to be my “Papa” and Superman is still in the remaining seat of “Father” so you will probably have to deal with that sometime in the near future.

Also -

P.S. What’s a weed?

P.P.S. That song was interesting and I kind of like it, is this what kind of music you like?

P.P.P.S. My eyes are blue but who cars they’re all colors

Superboy,

I can take them. I mean, Batman’s just a crazy guy in a suit with a lot of money (kind of like Oliver, but a bit more goth) and Superman… Uh… I can take him. 

Can I be on your dick too?

-Roy

P.S. Weed is magic. 

P.P.S. It’s good music to fuck to. 

P.P.P.S. Blue, red, close enough!

Roy,

I am giving you complete invitation to be on my dick too

-Superboy

P.S. So, that yellow stuff is magic?

[superboy--blog]

Roy,

I forgive you

but I hope you know while I was gone Batman decided to be my "Papa" and Superman is still in the remaining seat of "Father" so you will probably have to deal with that sometime in the near future.

Also -

P.S. What's a weed?

P.P.S. That song was interesting and I kind of like it, is this what kind of music you like?

P.P.P.S. My eyes are blue but who cares they're all colors