Batmans blog

The coolest superhero on gotham and bricksburg city!

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Coolest thing about Christmas is that i can buy whatever I want. Bad thing? I already have whatever i want.

#ImBatman #ImOkayJustThinkingMaybe #ButNotFeelings #ImThinkingCoolStuff #MaybeICouldBuyStuffForMyFriends #Maybe.

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Closer inspection of the city shows that it’s a bit empty. Not of people, but of things. Some parts of the city have streets, but there are holes in the ground where any signs should be. There were no benches, and no streetlights either. Just marks in the ground where they belonged.

Again, everyone in the city was going about their normal day. It wasn’t hard to spot where the more notable people were. Emmet was still at his construction site, Metalbeard and Unikitty were at a park (though it was a very empty park), Lucy and Mayhem were graffitiing the side of some apartments, and there was a cop car a few blocks away that was approaching the site, GCBC was inevitably going to tell them off for vandalism. Watevra and Business were discussing something at the Statue of Liberty, Batman was just outside, probably waiting for Watevra to get her meeting over with. You could probably interview anyone if you wanted to.

Except for the one person who was missing, Benny. There was no blue spaceman in this Syspocalypsburg. There was no missing posters either.]

[askthechronoverse]

Alright. Let's head into town. I really wanna confirm some very obvious suspicions of mine.

From the grin on his face, it was clear that RJ was impressed. It was good to know Batman's reputation wasn't unfounded.

She was one of my first, so she knows the score. Right, Sharon?

She grumbled her confirmation.

Keep trying to find a scent, but don't make yourself obvious. We'll be in town.

After she grumbled another confirmation, RJ headed for Syspocalypstar.

There was something eerie about the lack of things. Syspocalypstar in his world was nothing like this. But all the usual suspects except Benny were there. His heart hurt from the lack of missing person posters, though maybe there was something to the claim he was lost during combat. Maybe there was a memorial to him instead.

I would think Her Highness would have a lot of info, but if this is anything like my world, MetalBeard would be able to clear some things up about Benny. Think we should split up? I could talk to MetalBeard. I'm no good at talking to the queen.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stepped through the portal into the new dimension, his sharp eyes scanning every corner. The bright colors, the soft hum of bustling citizens, and the clean streets felt foreign to him. This wasn’t the gritty, oppressive Gotham he was used to, or even his own Bricksburg...Which was what this place was supossed to be? It felt... too perfect.

He kept his expression neutral, but his eyes never stopped moving. This place was a puzzle, and it didn’t sit right with him.

That was until he saw him—another Batman. A Batman covered in sparkles—his cape shimmering in shades of blue and silver...Completely ignoring the mention or noticing other familiar but different faces that were in this dimention.

…Why does the Batman of this dimension look like… this!? Batman scoffed, stepping forward, unable to hide his disgust.

I would never have sparkles on my cape...ugh, this is—this is surely disgusting. He clenched his jaw, his cape fluttering behind him like a dark stormcloud in contrast to the glittering spectacle in front of him.

Letting out a long, exasperated iconic sigh, Batman massaged his temple for a moment, clearly irritated.

Fineeee. I’ll talk to this Queen, he muttered, turning to his companion, still clearly grappling with the strange sight.

Something I should know about her? I don’t think I have a ‘Queen’ yet in my dimension…

He paused, then added with a dry smirk,

Unless we’re talking about my work. Crime certainly bows to me. But I don’t think that counts.

[askthechronoverse]

RJ couldn't help but laugh at Batman's reaction to the sparkly version of himself.

It's the cost of settling down with someone you mesh with, bro. I know my world's version of you wouldn't be caught dead in that either, and he is also married to the Queen.

He paused, voice turning a little softer.

She's kind. Reasonable. But she has a bad relationship with language. She sounds more like a villain than she actually is. Just be aware of that. Good luck, though I doubt ya need any.

RJ headed for the park and Unikitty and MetalBeard. They were pretty close to Benny, so he needed to be gentle. Shouldn't be a problem. The Dangervest act was for Rob, not the others around him. Not yet, anyway.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman let out a sigh so long it almost could be heard in all the dimension. He straightened, only to slouch again as if the weight of this sparkling nonsense was actually physical.

Me. In a relationship with a Queen?

he muttered. His brow furrowed.

That’s... weird. Batman doesn’t do relationships… not anymore."

He dragged a hand down his face, exasperated. Fineeeeee. I’ll talk to her. Then added through clenched teeth.

And I hope I don’t have to exchange words with that Batman. If he can even call himself Batman.

Grumbling, gritting his jaw, and walking like a cat forced into a costume, Batman headed in the direction of the Queen’s. He already suspected he wouldn’t get out of this without running into "Sparkle-Bat." The idea made his skin crawl—not because of jealousy, of course not—but because it was all just... wrong.

With every step he took, his cape dragged slightly more, his shoulders hunched deeper, and the scowl on his face sharpened like a batarang.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Metalbeard and Unikitty were actually having a picnic. They were talking about something, having a good time, completely oblivious to RJ approaching. Their conversation is difficult to hear at first, until Metalbeard shouts…]

“An’ the duck says, put it on me bill!”

[Metalbeard and Unikitty erupt into laughter.

Meanwhile, “Sparkle-Bat” was literally kicking rocks. The guy couldn’t wait for his wife to get done with government stuff. He paced back and forth outside the Statue of Liberty, until he noticed Batman. “Sparkle-Bat” did a double take, and then grinned.]

“Woah. Sick cosplay, man. Don’t get too comfortable with it, though. I’m Batman. But what a throwback, it’s been years since I’ve worn that suit. Let me guess, big fan? Looking for an autograph? I can do that.”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stopped dead in his tracks when he heard the voice.

His eye twitched beneath the cowl. Slowly, like a man approaching a crime scene he really didn’t want to deal with, he turned toward "Sparkle-Bat."

He took in the shiny armor, the easy grin, the sheer glee radiating off him like he’d just walked out of a boyband poster...and the words hit him like a batarang to the gut.

...Cosplay.

The word came out deadpan, empty, like all the joy had been sucked from the universe in one breath.

Batman stared at him. A long, slow, painful stare. Then, with the heaviest sigh yet, he dragged one gloved hand down his face.

I am Batman.

His voice was pure gravel, low and full of exhausted fury. He pointed at Sparkle-Bat’s cape like it personally offended him.

You? You are a... glitter-drenched... neon-sign... Joke of justice. I don’t need an autograph.

He pinched the bridge of his nose under the cowl and muttered low enough that Sparkle-Bat might barely catch it:

This mission can't be over fast enough.

Straightening again, Batman gave him a short, dismissive nod and muttered:

Go back to kicking rocks. I have a Queen to interrogate. He said, refering to...his wife on this universe? But he was so offended by this Batman that he completely forgot about this detail. Oh well.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[“Sparkle-Bat” frowned, then grinned, then frowned again.]

“I get it. You’re getting ‘in-character.’ I appreciate the dedication to me. But don’t think that means you can be disrespectful to the Batman. And definitely don’t think that means you can talk to my wife-”

[Just as he said that, Watevra exited the Statue of Liberty.]

“Hey sugar!”

[“Sparkle-Bat” sighed.]

“Every single time. Hey babe. How was the meeting?”

“It was good! But I’m glad it’s over now. Whose your little friend you were talking to?”

[At this moment Watevra actually turned to look at Batman.]

“Oh my… TWO MEN OF BATS!? That old outfit is a bit tacky, but I’m liking what I see! Hello handsome!”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman blinked. Slowly. Like a man watching his entire moral code unravel.

…This is exactly why I don’t do relationships, he muttered, mostly to himself.

He crossed his arms and looked between Sparkle-Bat and Watevra, clearly debating whether this entire interaction qualified as a war crime.

I’m not your ‘little friend.’ I’m Batman. The real one. And for the record—

He motioned vaguely to Sparkle-Bat’s glitter-dusted utility belt.

Then he turned to Watevra, stiff and very clearly out of his comfort zone.

Batman took a slow step forward, his cape billowing just slightly in the light breeze as he finally gave Queen Watevra a proper look.

She was… abstract. Shifting. A tangle of color and shape that defied logic, physics, His detective instincts kicked in immediately—calculating mass, structure, likely weak points. But none of it made any sense. And worse, she smiled.

He narrowed his eyes behind the cowl.

…You’re the Queen, he stated flatly, more confirmation than question.

His voice dropped into that low growl he reserved for business.

I’m looking for answers...i have a couple of questions and i would think you're the one who will bring more information.

He didn’t blink.

Didn’t flinch.

Didn’t compliment her back.

But internally?

He was so confused.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Watevra was very excited to chat with another batman. Her form changed to a bat to fit in with the batmen.]

“Well, you’re supposed to chat with that lil ice cream guy before interviewing the queen… but honestly, who cares? I don’t! You’re a man of bats, you can talk with me all you want!”

[“Sparkle-Bat” was appalled.]

“Babe- What? You can’t be serious. There’s only one batman. I’m batman. That guy’s like, a crazy fan or something. And he’s way less cool than me. Wayyyy less cool.”

[Watevra rolled her eyes.]

“He gets jelly so easily. Just ask me your questions.”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman’s gaze didn’t waver, even as Queen Watevra morphed into a flapping cartoonish bat-creature with far too much color.

He blinked. Slowly.

I’ve interrogated shapeshifters before. Usually, they don’t want to look like me.

He turned his head slightly to Sparkle-Bat, voice dry as gravel.

Relax. I’m not here to take your glitter crown.

Then back to Watevra. His voice stayed even, but sharp.

I’m looking for someone. Name’s Rob—at least, I think that’s what he goes by. Blue. Dark blue, maybe. Kinda… patched together. Metal parts. Stiff movement. Possibly dumb. Like, walking hazard levels of dumb. Specially to be what? A robot? kind of a robot? Ringing any bells?

He narrowed his eyes.

He wished he could describe him better or...at least draw or something, but that wasn't the case.

Anything weird showing up in your world lately?

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Closer inspection of the city shows that it’s a bit empty. Not of people, but of things. Some parts of the city have streets, but there are holes in the ground where any signs should be. There were no benches, and no streetlights either. Just marks in the ground where they belonged.

Again, everyone in the city was going about their normal day. It wasn’t hard to spot where the more notable people were. Emmet was still at his construction site, Metalbeard and Unikitty were at a park (though it was a very empty park), Lucy and Mayhem were graffitiing the side of some apartments, and there was a cop car a few blocks away that was approaching the site, GCBC was inevitably going to tell them off for vandalism. Watevra and Business were discussing something at the Statue of Liberty, Batman was just outside, probably waiting for Watevra to get her meeting over with. You could probably interview anyone if you wanted to.

Except for the one person who was missing, Benny. There was no blue spaceman in this Syspocalypsburg. There was no missing posters either.]

[askthechronoverse]

Alright. Let's head into town. I really wanna confirm some very obvious suspicions of mine.

From the grin on his face, it was clear that RJ was impressed. It was good to know Batman's reputation wasn't unfounded.

She was one of my first, so she knows the score. Right, Sharon?

She grumbled her confirmation.

Keep trying to find a scent, but don't make yourself obvious. We'll be in town.

After she grumbled another confirmation, RJ headed for Syspocalypstar.

There was something eerie about the lack of things. Syspocalypstar in his world was nothing like this. But all the usual suspects except Benny were there. His heart hurt from the lack of missing person posters, though maybe there was something to the claim he was lost during combat. Maybe there was a memorial to him instead.

I would think Her Highness would have a lot of info, but if this is anything like my world, MetalBeard would be able to clear some things up about Benny. Think we should split up? I could talk to MetalBeard. I'm no good at talking to the queen.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stepped through the portal into the new dimension, his sharp eyes scanning every corner. The bright colors, the soft hum of bustling citizens, and the clean streets felt foreign to him. This wasn’t the gritty, oppressive Gotham he was used to, or even his own Bricksburg...Which was what this place was supossed to be? It felt... too perfect.

He kept his expression neutral, but his eyes never stopped moving. This place was a puzzle, and it didn’t sit right with him.

That was until he saw him—another Batman. A Batman covered in sparkles—his cape shimmering in shades of blue and silver...Completely ignoring the mention or noticing other familiar but different faces that were in this dimention.

…Why does the Batman of this dimension look like… this!? Batman scoffed, stepping forward, unable to hide his disgust.

I would never have sparkles on my cape...ugh, this is—this is surely disgusting. He clenched his jaw, his cape fluttering behind him like a dark stormcloud in contrast to the glittering spectacle in front of him.

Letting out a long, exasperated iconic sigh, Batman massaged his temple for a moment, clearly irritated.

Fineeee. I’ll talk to this Queen, he muttered, turning to his companion, still clearly grappling with the strange sight.

Something I should know about her? I don’t think I have a ‘Queen’ yet in my dimension…

He paused, then added with a dry smirk,

Unless we’re talking about my work. Crime certainly bows to me. But I don’t think that counts.

[askthechronoverse]

RJ couldn't help but laugh at Batman's reaction to the sparkly version of himself.

It's the cost of settling down with someone you mesh with, bro. I know my world's version of you wouldn't be caught dead in that either, and he is also married to the Queen.

He paused, voice turning a little softer.

She's kind. Reasonable. But she has a bad relationship with language. She sounds more like a villain than she actually is. Just be aware of that. Good luck, though I doubt ya need any.

RJ headed for the park and Unikitty and MetalBeard. They were pretty close to Benny, so he needed to be gentle. Shouldn't be a problem. The Dangervest act was for Rob, not the others around him. Not yet, anyway.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman let out a sigh so long it almost could be heard in all the dimension. He straightened, only to slouch again as if the weight of this sparkling nonsense was actually physical.

Me. In a relationship with a Queen?

he muttered. His brow furrowed.

That’s... weird. Batman doesn’t do relationships… not anymore."

He dragged a hand down his face, exasperated. Fineeeeee. I’ll talk to her. Then added through clenched teeth.

And I hope I don’t have to exchange words with that Batman. If he can even call himself Batman.

Grumbling, gritting his jaw, and walking like a cat forced into a costume, Batman headed in the direction of the Queen’s. He already suspected he wouldn’t get out of this without running into "Sparkle-Bat." The idea made his skin crawl—not because of jealousy, of course not—but because it was all just... wrong.

With every step he took, his cape dragged slightly more, his shoulders hunched deeper, and the scowl on his face sharpened like a batarang.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Metalbeard and Unikitty were actually having a picnic. They were talking about something, having a good time, completely oblivious to RJ approaching. Their conversation is difficult to hear at first, until Metalbeard shouts…]

“An’ the duck says, put it on me bill!”

[Metalbeard and Unikitty erupt into laughter.

Meanwhile, “Sparkle-Bat” was literally kicking rocks. The guy couldn’t wait for his wife to get done with government stuff. He paced back and forth outside the Statue of Liberty, until he noticed Batman. “Sparkle-Bat” did a double take, and then grinned.]

“Woah. Sick cosplay, man. Don’t get too comfortable with it, though. I’m Batman. But what a throwback, it’s been years since I’ve worn that suit. Let me guess, big fan? Looking for an autograph? I can do that.”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stopped dead in his tracks when he heard the voice.

His eye twitched beneath the cowl. Slowly, like a man approaching a crime scene he really didn’t want to deal with, he turned toward "Sparkle-Bat."

He took in the shiny armor, the easy grin, the sheer glee radiating off him like he’d just walked out of a boyband poster...and the words hit him like a batarang to the gut.

...Cosplay.

The word came out deadpan, empty, like all the joy had been sucked from the universe in one breath.

Batman stared at him. A long, slow, painful stare. Then, with the heaviest sigh yet, he dragged one gloved hand down his face.

I am Batman.

His voice was pure gravel, low and full of exhausted fury. He pointed at Sparkle-Bat’s cape like it personally offended him.

You? You are a... glitter-drenched... neon-sign... Joke of justice. I don’t need an autograph.

He pinched the bridge of his nose under the cowl and muttered low enough that Sparkle-Bat might barely catch it:

This mission can't be over fast enough.

Straightening again, Batman gave him a short, dismissive nod and muttered:

Go back to kicking rocks. I have a Queen to interrogate. He said, refering to...his wife on this universe? But he was so offended by this Batman that he completely forgot about this detail. Oh well.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[“Sparkle-Bat” frowned, then grinned, then frowned again.]

“I get it. You’re getting ‘in-character.’ I appreciate the dedication to me. But don’t think that means you can be disrespectful to the Batman. And definitely don’t think that means you can talk to my wife-”

[Just as he said that, Watevra exited the Statue of Liberty.]

“Hey sugar!”

[“Sparkle-Bat” sighed.]

“Every single time. Hey babe. How was the meeting?”

“It was good! But I’m glad it’s over now. Whose your little friend you were talking to?”

[At this moment Watevra actually turned to look at Batman.]

“Oh my… TWO MEN OF BATS!? That old outfit is a bit tacky, but I’m liking what I see! Hello handsome!”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman blinked. Slowly. Like a man watching his entire moral code unravel.

…This is exactly why I don’t do relationships, he muttered, mostly to himself.

He crossed his arms and looked between Sparkle-Bat and Watevra, clearly debating whether this entire interaction qualified as a war crime.

I’m not your ‘little friend.’ I’m Batman. The real one. And for the record—

He motioned vaguely to Sparkle-Bat’s glitter-dusted utility belt.

Then he turned to Watevra, stiff and very clearly out of his comfort zone.

Batman took a slow step forward, his cape billowing just slightly in the light breeze as he finally gave Queen Watevra a proper look.

She was… abstract. Shifting. A tangle of color and shape that defied logic, physics, His detective instincts kicked in immediately—calculating mass, structure, likely weak points. But none of it made any sense. And worse, she smiled.

He narrowed his eyes behind the cowl.

…You’re the Queen, he stated flatly, more confirmation than question.

His voice dropped into that low growl he reserved for business.

I’m looking for answers...i have a couple of questions and i would think you're the one who will bring more information.

He didn’t blink.

Didn’t flinch.

Didn’t compliment her back.

But internally?

He was so confused.

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Closer inspection of the city shows that it’s a bit empty. Not of people, but of things. Some parts of the city have streets, but there are holes in the ground where any signs should be. There were no benches, and no streetlights either. Just marks in the ground where they belonged.

Again, everyone in the city was going about their normal day. It wasn’t hard to spot where the more notable people were. Emmet was still at his construction site, Metalbeard and Unikitty were at a park (though it was a very empty park), Lucy and Mayhem were graffitiing the side of some apartments, and there was a cop car a few blocks away that was approaching the site, GCBC was inevitably going to tell them off for vandalism. Watevra and Business were discussing something at the Statue of Liberty, Batman was just outside, probably waiting for Watevra to get her meeting over with. You could probably interview anyone if you wanted to.

Except for the one person who was missing, Benny. There was no blue spaceman in this Syspocalypsburg. There was no missing posters either.]

[askthechronoverse]

Alright. Let's head into town. I really wanna confirm some very obvious suspicions of mine.

From the grin on his face, it was clear that RJ was impressed. It was good to know Batman's reputation wasn't unfounded.

She was one of my first, so she knows the score. Right, Sharon?

She grumbled her confirmation.

Keep trying to find a scent, but don't make yourself obvious. We'll be in town.

After she grumbled another confirmation, RJ headed for Syspocalypstar.

There was something eerie about the lack of things. Syspocalypstar in his world was nothing like this. But all the usual suspects except Benny were there. His heart hurt from the lack of missing person posters, though maybe there was something to the claim he was lost during combat. Maybe there was a memorial to him instead.

I would think Her Highness would have a lot of info, but if this is anything like my world, MetalBeard would be able to clear some things up about Benny. Think we should split up? I could talk to MetalBeard. I'm no good at talking to the queen.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stepped through the portal into the new dimension, his sharp eyes scanning every corner. The bright colors, the soft hum of bustling citizens, and the clean streets felt foreign to him. This wasn’t the gritty, oppressive Gotham he was used to, or even his own Bricksburg...Which was what this place was supossed to be? It felt... too perfect.

He kept his expression neutral, but his eyes never stopped moving. This place was a puzzle, and it didn’t sit right with him.

That was until he saw him—another Batman. A Batman covered in sparkles—his cape shimmering in shades of blue and silver...Completely ignoring the mention or noticing other familiar but different faces that were in this dimention.

…Why does the Batman of this dimension look like… this!? Batman scoffed, stepping forward, unable to hide his disgust.

I would never have sparkles on my cape...ugh, this is—this is surely disgusting. He clenched his jaw, his cape fluttering behind him like a dark stormcloud in contrast to the glittering spectacle in front of him.

Letting out a long, exasperated iconic sigh, Batman massaged his temple for a moment, clearly irritated.

Fineeee. I’ll talk to this Queen, he muttered, turning to his companion, still clearly grappling with the strange sight.

Something I should know about her? I don’t think I have a ‘Queen’ yet in my dimension…

He paused, then added with a dry smirk,

Unless we’re talking about my work. Crime certainly bows to me. But I don’t think that counts.

[askthechronoverse]

RJ couldn't help but laugh at Batman's reaction to the sparkly version of himself.

It's the cost of settling down with someone you mesh with, bro. I know my world's version of you wouldn't be caught dead in that either, and he is also married to the Queen.

He paused, voice turning a little softer.

She's kind. Reasonable. But she has a bad relationship with language. She sounds more like a villain than she actually is. Just be aware of that. Good luck, though I doubt ya need any.

RJ headed for the park and Unikitty and MetalBeard. They were pretty close to Benny, so he needed to be gentle. Shouldn't be a problem. The Dangervest act was for Rob, not the others around him. Not yet, anyway.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman let out a sigh so long it almost could be heard in all the dimension. He straightened, only to slouch again as if the weight of this sparkling nonsense was actually physical.

Me. In a relationship with a Queen?

he muttered. His brow furrowed.

That’s... weird. Batman doesn’t do relationships… not anymore."

He dragged a hand down his face, exasperated. Fineeeeee. I’ll talk to her. Then added through clenched teeth.

And I hope I don’t have to exchange words with that Batman. If he can even call himself Batman.

Grumbling, gritting his jaw, and walking like a cat forced into a costume, Batman headed in the direction of the Queen’s. He already suspected he wouldn’t get out of this without running into "Sparkle-Bat." The idea made his skin crawl—not because of jealousy, of course not—but because it was all just... wrong.

With every step he took, his cape dragged slightly more, his shoulders hunched deeper, and the scowl on his face sharpened like a batarang.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Metalbeard and Unikitty were actually having a picnic. They were talking about something, having a good time, completely oblivious to RJ approaching. Their conversation is difficult to hear at first, until Metalbeard shouts…]

“An’ the duck says, put it on me bill!”

[Metalbeard and Unikitty erupt into laughter.

Meanwhile, “Sparkle-Bat” was literally kicking rocks. The guy couldn’t wait for his wife to get done with government stuff. He paced back and forth outside the Statue of Liberty, until he noticed Batman. “Sparkle-Bat” did a double take, and then grinned.]

“Woah. Sick cosplay, man. Don’t get too comfortable with it, though. I’m Batman. But what a throwback, it’s been years since I’ve worn that suit. Let me guess, big fan? Looking for an autograph? I can do that.”

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stopped dead in his tracks when he heard the voice.

His eye twitched beneath the cowl. Slowly, like a man approaching a crime scene he really didn’t want to deal with, he turned toward "Sparkle-Bat."

He took in the shiny armor, the easy grin, the sheer glee radiating off him like he’d just walked out of a boyband poster...and the words hit him like a batarang to the gut.

...Cosplay.

The word came out deadpan, empty, like all the joy had been sucked from the universe in one breath.

Batman stared at him. A long, slow, painful stare. Then, with the heaviest sigh yet, he dragged one gloved hand down his face.

I am Batman.

His voice was pure gravel, low and full of exhausted fury. He pointed at Sparkle-Bat’s cape like it personally offended him.

You? You are a... glitter-drenched... neon-sign... Joke of justice. I don’t need an autograph.

He pinched the bridge of his nose under the cowl and muttered low enough that Sparkle-Bat might barely catch it:

This mission can't be over fast enough.

Straightening again, Batman gave him a short, dismissive nod and muttered:

Go back to kicking rocks. I have a Queen to interrogate. He said, refering to...his wife on this universe? But he was so offended by this Batman that he completely forgot about this detail. Oh well.

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Closer inspection of the city shows that it’s a bit empty. Not of people, but of things. Some parts of the city have streets, but there are holes in the ground where any signs should be. There were no benches, and no streetlights either. Just marks in the ground where they belonged.

Again, everyone in the city was going about their normal day. It wasn’t hard to spot where the more notable people were. Emmet was still at his construction site, Metalbeard and Unikitty were at a park (though it was a very empty park), Lucy and Mayhem were graffitiing the side of some apartments, and there was a cop car a few blocks away that was approaching the site, GCBC was inevitably going to tell them off for vandalism. Watevra and Business were discussing something at the Statue of Liberty, Batman was just outside, probably waiting for Watevra to get her meeting over with. You could probably interview anyone if you wanted to.

Except for the one person who was missing, Benny. There was no blue spaceman in this Syspocalypsburg. There was no missing posters either.]

[askthechronoverse]

Alright. Let's head into town. I really wanna confirm some very obvious suspicions of mine.

From the grin on his face, it was clear that RJ was impressed. It was good to know Batman's reputation wasn't unfounded.

She was one of my first, so she knows the score. Right, Sharon?

She grumbled her confirmation.

Keep trying to find a scent, but don't make yourself obvious. We'll be in town.

After she grumbled another confirmation, RJ headed for Syspocalypstar.

There was something eerie about the lack of things. Syspocalypstar in his world was nothing like this. But all the usual suspects except Benny were there. His heart hurt from the lack of missing person posters, though maybe there was something to the claim he was lost during combat. Maybe there was a memorial to him instead.

I would think Her Highness would have a lot of info, but if this is anything like my world, MetalBeard would be able to clear some things up about Benny. Think we should split up? I could talk to MetalBeard. I'm no good at talking to the queen.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stepped through the portal into the new dimension, his sharp eyes scanning every corner. The bright colors, the soft hum of bustling citizens, and the clean streets felt foreign to him. This wasn’t the gritty, oppressive Gotham he was used to, or even his own Bricksburg...Which was what this place was supossed to be? It felt... too perfect.

He kept his expression neutral, but his eyes never stopped moving. This place was a puzzle, and it didn’t sit right with him.

That was until he saw him—another Batman. A Batman covered in sparkles—his cape shimmering in shades of blue and silver...Completely ignoring the mention or noticing other familiar but different faces that were in this dimention.

…Why does the Batman of this dimension look like… this!? Batman scoffed, stepping forward, unable to hide his disgust.

I would never have sparkles on my cape...ugh, this is—this is surely disgusting. He clenched his jaw, his cape fluttering behind him like a dark stormcloud in contrast to the glittering spectacle in front of him.

Letting out a long, exasperated iconic sigh, Batman massaged his temple for a moment, clearly irritated.

Fineeee. I’ll talk to this Queen, he muttered, turning to his companion, still clearly grappling with the strange sight.

Something I should know about her? I don’t think I have a ‘Queen’ yet in my dimension…

He paused, then added with a dry smirk,

Unless we’re talking about my work. Crime certainly bows to me. But I don’t think that counts.

[askthechronoverse]

RJ couldn't help but laugh at Batman's reaction to the sparkly version of himself.

It's the cost of settling down with someone you mesh with, bro. I know my world's version of you wouldn't be caught dead in that either, and he is also married to the Queen.

He paused, voice turning a little softer.

She's kind. Reasonable. But she has a bad relationship with language. She sounds more like a villain than she actually is. Just be aware of that. Good luck, though I doubt ya need any.

RJ headed for the park and Unikitty and MetalBeard. They were pretty close to Benny, so he needed to be gentle. Shouldn't be a problem. The Dangervest act was for Rob, not the others around him. Not yet, anyway.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman let out a sigh so long it almost could be heard in all the dimension. He straightened, only to slouch again as if the weight of this sparkling nonsense was actually physical.

Me. In a relationship with a Queen?

he muttered. His brow furrowed.

That’s... weird. Batman doesn’t do relationships… not anymore."

He dragged a hand down his face, exasperated. Fineeeeee. I’ll talk to her. Then added through clenched teeth.

And I hope I don’t have to exchange words with that Batman. If he can even call himself Batman.

Grumbling, gritting his jaw, and walking like a cat forced into a costume, Batman headed in the direction of the Queen’s. He already suspected he wouldn’t get out of this without running into "Sparkle-Bat." The idea made his skin crawl—not because of jealousy, of course not—but because it was all just... wrong.

With every step he took, his cape dragged slightly more, his shoulders hunched deeper, and the scowl on his face sharpened like a batarang.

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[robsreallyossumblog]

[Closer inspection of the city shows that it’s a bit empty. Not of people, but of things. Some parts of the city have streets, but there are holes in the ground where any signs should be. There were no benches, and no streetlights either. Just marks in the ground where they belonged.

Again, everyone in the city was going about their normal day. It wasn’t hard to spot where the more notable people were. Emmet was still at his construction site, Metalbeard and Unikitty were at a park (though it was a very empty park), Lucy and Mayhem were graffitiing the side of some apartments, and there was a cop car a few blocks away that was approaching the site, GCBC was inevitably going to tell them off for vandalism. Watevra and Business were discussing something at the Statue of Liberty, Batman was just outside, probably waiting for Watevra to get her meeting over with. You could probably interview anyone if you wanted to.

Except for the one person who was missing, Benny. There was no blue spaceman in this Syspocalypsburg. There was no missing posters either.]

[askthechronoverse]

Alright. Let's head into town. I really wanna confirm some very obvious suspicions of mine.

From the grin on his face, it was clear that RJ was impressed. It was good to know Batman's reputation wasn't unfounded.

She was one of my first, so she knows the score. Right, Sharon?

She grumbled her confirmation.

Keep trying to find a scent, but don't make yourself obvious. We'll be in town.

After she grumbled another confirmation, RJ headed for Syspocalypstar.

There was something eerie about the lack of things. Syspocalypstar in his world was nothing like this. But all the usual suspects except Benny were there. His heart hurt from the lack of missing person posters, though maybe there was something to the claim he was lost during combat. Maybe there was a memorial to him instead.

I would think Her Highness would have a lot of info, but if this is anything like my world, MetalBeard would be able to clear some things up about Benny. Think we should split up? I could talk to MetalBeard. I'm no good at talking to the queen.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman stepped through the portal into the new dimension, his sharp eyes scanning every corner. The bright colors, the soft hum of bustling citizens, and the clean streets felt foreign to him. This wasn’t the gritty, oppressive Gotham he was used to, or even his own Bricksburg...Which was what this place was supossed to be? It felt... too perfect.

He kept his expression neutral, but his eyes never stopped moving. This place was a puzzle, and it didn’t sit right with him.

That was until he saw him—another Batman. A Batman covered in sparkles—his cape shimmering in shades of blue and silver...Completely ignoring the mention or noticing other familiar but different faces that were in this dimention.

…Why does the Batman of this dimension look like… this!? Batman scoffed, stepping forward, unable to hide his disgust.

I would never have sparkles on my cape...ugh, this is—this is surely disgusting. He clenched his jaw, his cape fluttering behind him like a dark stormcloud in contrast to the glittering spectacle in front of him.

Letting out a long, exasperated iconic sigh, Batman massaged his temple for a moment, clearly irritated.

Fineeee. I’ll talk to this Queen, he muttered, turning to his companion, still clearly grappling with the strange sight.

Something I should know about her? I don’t think I have a ‘Queen’ yet in my dimension…

He paused, then added with a dry smirk,

Unless we’re talking about my work. Crime certainly bows to me. But I don’t think that counts.

[robsreallyossumblog]

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a Batmobile and a motorcycle in the distance. The boys are coming.

[When RJ and Batman enter the universe, they find themselves on one of the many big hills which form a ring outside of Syspocalypsburg. The city itself looks entirely normal, and even from a distance the people within are recognizable. An orange dot at a construction site is clearly Emmet, a large brown lump with a little pink dot on its shoulder is obviously Metalbeard with Unikitty, there’s even two blue and pink dots, being Sweet Mayhem and Wyldstyle. Everyone in the city is just going about their day, just wanting to enjoy their lives in peace.

Further outside the city is wilderness, and remnants of when Syspocalypsburg was just Apocalypsburg. Development had mostly been restricted to inside the city, so some aspects of the wasteland remained, though nature had began to reclaim its stake. There was actually a little less destruction than what should have taken place in five years of war. Except for one spot. Someone had clearly been practicing their master breaker punch, and there was a trail of artificial clearings leading off into the distance.]

[askthechronoverse]

Looks like we have two choices. You're the detective. Think we need the reconnaissance?

As RJ spoke, Sharon began to sniff around in an effort to track Rob better.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Recon first. Always.

We get the layout, track his movement, then strike. No surprises... unless we cause them.

He glanced at Sharon, giving her a respectful nod.

Good instincts. She’s better trained than half the League.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

Yeah. Right through.

If Garrett and Liam's can can fit, so should the honestly sick sounding Batmobile. Seriously, a missile launcher? When did you add that? What else does that bad boy have?

Nah. Only my husband is allowed to ride my bike like that.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

If Garrett and Liam's bike could fit, then the Batmobile should have no problem. And yeah, the Batmobile does have a missile launcher. Added it last week. You never know when you'll need to make a dramatic entrance...You can see it's new updates when we meet up to defeat Rob.

As for "only your husband"... Alright, alright. I respect that. You two are clearly the ultimate duo. That sounds very awesome.

Lead the way RJ, or should i say? Cooler Emmet. (Don't make me say that again.)

[askthechronoverse]

Cool, cool. Can't wait to see them.

I lucked out. He's my missing piece, more than your ex was. Well, I guess she'd be an ex for both of us. Rich doesn't need to know about this, by the way.

He nodded, grinning for a second at being called "cooler Emmet", and led Batman to a field where his bike was waiting, along with a laptop that looked like it came from the 90's. He began to furiously type.

I just gotta trace him to whichever dimension he came from. Could take some time. What toys are ya packin'?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wyldstyle? Oh yeah… we used to date. Used to. She was cool, mysterious, great taste in music—but that was a long time ago. I totally don’t think about her. Not even a little. Definitely not when it’s raining. Or during slow jazz. Or when someone says “teamwork.”

But you—you lucked out. Sounds like you found your perfect match. That’s cool.

Me? I’ve got the Batmobile. She’s my real other half. Turbo boosters, missile launcher, self-heating cup holders. Never left me, never judged me, always blasts heavy metal when I start it up. True love.

He crouches beside the old laptop, peering over your shoulder. It truly feels like a shadow.

So while you type like...we were on the 90's. I’ll get my gear ready. Grapple gun, batarangs, and a lot of...bat-cool stuff.. You’ll love it.

[askthechronoverse]

He decided that talking about exes may not be a good idea and moved on after flashing a sympathetic smile.

That's just how our tech looks. This baby has a holographic projector I don't like to use and some awesome processing power. It still takes forever to do something like this, though.

He reached into the saddlebag on his bike and pulled out two blasters that glowed green. He grinned as Batman said he would love the bat tools of his bat trade.

Yeah. I've always liked the utility belt. Unsung hero of your arsenal. Has everything you could need in one stylish place. Tried to make one but it didn't look good with my outfit.

He whistled and a dark blue raptor appeared. She didn't really wear anything but protective armor. He scratched under her chin and she just about purred.

Got any I haven't seen yet?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

He raises an eyebrow at the laptop, clearly judging it but deciding to let it slide.

Alright, alright, I respect the retro aesthetic. Holographic projector you don’t like to use? Now that’s peak mystery. Very on-brand.

As the green blasters come out, Batman does an impressed little nod.

Okay. Glow factor: 10 out of 10. And yeah, the utility belt doesn’t get enough credit. Everyone’s all “Batarangs this” and “Batmobile that,” but the belt? Holds my whole life together. Stylish, tactical, and it doesn’t clash with black. You tried to make one? Respect. Not everyone can pull off a belt with fifteen compartments.

Then the raptor shows up and Batman freezes for a second.

...Okay, that’s awesome. You brought a raptor. That’s a power move.

He smirks and taps the side of his belt.

Got a few tricks you haven’t seen yet—smoke bombs that double as mini drones of course, Batman themed. A batarang that homes in by sarcasm frequency, Bat detectors that can sense when a enemy is close...And one tool I only call “Plan B.” You’ll know it when it deploys.

He gives the raptor a nod of respect.

I don’t say this lightly, but... your squad’s kind of epic.

[askthechronoverse]

Haven't had a brand since I last wore this vest.

The compliment to his guns made him grin.

They ain't just stylish. Yeah, I wish I could've pulled it off. Mine was gonna be silver, but I had to scrap it.

That's the point. It's a statement. Gotta show I mean business and let him get a peek of who he decided to aim at.

He couldn't help but chuckle at the batarang.

I may have to tone myself down. I may confuse it.

Thanks. I'd do anything for them.

The laptop made a triumphant noise and flashed a picture of Rob.

Looks like we've found him. I'd ask if you're ready, but I know the answer. Come on.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Tch. I’m always ready.

He won’t know what hit him.

steps forward, cape catching the wind just right

Let’s go for him.—And make it look cool, like always, don't you think?

He nods to RJ's direction.

[askthechronoverse]

You know we will, Bats.

He revved his bike and put the coordinates in the portal projector. With a brilliant beam of light, a portal opened. He whistled for Sharon to follow and rushed through the portal, ready to meet Rob and confront him.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

The wind captured Batman’s cape in a perfect scene—like something out of a movie. You could see, without a doubt, why they called him the Dark Knight.

He gave a silent nod, and headed straight for the Batmobile. With one press of a button, stealth mode activated—engine quiet, lights dimmed, and presence erased.

Without hesitation, the Batmobile surged forward and vanished into the portal’s light.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

Yeah. Right through.

If Garrett and Liam's can can fit, so should the honestly sick sounding Batmobile. Seriously, a missile launcher? When did you add that? What else does that bad boy have?

Nah. Only my husband is allowed to ride my bike like that.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

If Garrett and Liam's bike could fit, then the Batmobile should have no problem. And yeah, the Batmobile does have a missile launcher. Added it last week. You never know when you'll need to make a dramatic entrance...You can see it's new updates when we meet up to defeat Rob.

As for "only your husband"... Alright, alright. I respect that. You two are clearly the ultimate duo. That sounds very awesome.

Lead the way RJ, or should i say? Cooler Emmet. (Don't make me say that again.)

[askthechronoverse]

Cool, cool. Can't wait to see them.

I lucked out. He's my missing piece, more than your ex was. Well, I guess she'd be an ex for both of us. Rich doesn't need to know about this, by the way.

He nodded, grinning for a second at being called "cooler Emmet", and led Batman to a field where his bike was waiting, along with a laptop that looked like it came from the 90's. He began to furiously type.

I just gotta trace him to whichever dimension he came from. Could take some time. What toys are ya packin'?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wyldstyle? Oh yeah… we used to date. Used to. She was cool, mysterious, great taste in music—but that was a long time ago. I totally don’t think about her. Not even a little. Definitely not when it’s raining. Or during slow jazz. Or when someone says “teamwork.”

But you—you lucked out. Sounds like you found your perfect match. That’s cool.

Me? I’ve got the Batmobile. She’s my real other half. Turbo boosters, missile launcher, self-heating cup holders. Never left me, never judged me, always blasts heavy metal when I start it up. True love.

He crouches beside the old laptop, peering over your shoulder. It truly feels like a shadow.

So while you type like...we were on the 90's. I’ll get my gear ready. Grapple gun, batarangs, and a lot of...bat-cool stuff.. You’ll love it.

[askthechronoverse]

He decided that talking about exes may not be a good idea and moved on after flashing a sympathetic smile.

That's just how our tech looks. This baby has a holographic projector I don't like to use and some awesome processing power. It still takes forever to do something like this, though.

He reached into the saddlebag on his bike and pulled out two blasters that glowed green. He grinned as Batman said he would love the bat tools of his bat trade.

Yeah. I've always liked the utility belt. Unsung hero of your arsenal. Has everything you could need in one stylish place. Tried to make one but it didn't look good with my outfit.

He whistled and a dark blue raptor appeared. She didn't really wear anything but protective armor. He scratched under her chin and she just about purred.

Got any I haven't seen yet?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

He raises an eyebrow at the laptop, clearly judging it but deciding to let it slide.

Alright, alright, I respect the retro aesthetic. Holographic projector you don’t like to use? Now that’s peak mystery. Very on-brand.

As the green blasters come out, Batman does an impressed little nod.

Okay. Glow factor: 10 out of 10. And yeah, the utility belt doesn’t get enough credit. Everyone’s all “Batarangs this” and “Batmobile that,” but the belt? Holds my whole life together. Stylish, tactical, and it doesn’t clash with black. You tried to make one? Respect. Not everyone can pull off a belt with fifteen compartments.

Then the raptor shows up and Batman freezes for a second.

...Okay, that’s awesome. You brought a raptor. That’s a power move.

He smirks and taps the side of his belt.

Got a few tricks you haven’t seen yet—smoke bombs that double as mini drones of course, Batman themed. A batarang that homes in by sarcasm frequency, Bat detectors that can sense when a enemy is close...And one tool I only call “Plan B.” You’ll know it when it deploys.

He gives the raptor a nod of respect.

I don’t say this lightly, but... your squad’s kind of epic.

[askthechronoverse]

Haven't had a brand since I last wore this vest.

The compliment to his guns made him grin.

They ain't just stylish. Yeah, I wish I could've pulled it off. Mine was gonna be silver, but I had to scrap it.

That's the point. It's a statement. Gotta show I mean business and let him get a peek of who he decided to aim at.

He couldn't help but chuckle at the batarang.

I may have to tone myself down. I may confuse it.

Thanks. I'd do anything for them.

The laptop made a triumphant noise and flashed a picture of Rob.

Looks like we've found him. I'd ask if you're ready, but I know the answer. Come on.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Tch. I’m always ready.

He won’t know what hit him.

steps forward, cape catching the wind just right

Let’s go for him.—And make it look cool, like always, don't you think?

He nods to RJ's direction.

[crazy-forthe-eighties]

[SPACESHIPS ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!!]

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

What about a batspaceships? That sounds even more awesome.

#IAmBatman #WhatAboutBatSpaceShips #ThoseAreWayCooler

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

Yeah. Right through.

If Garrett and Liam's can can fit, so should the honestly sick sounding Batmobile. Seriously, a missile launcher? When did you add that? What else does that bad boy have?

Nah. Only my husband is allowed to ride my bike like that.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

If Garrett and Liam's bike could fit, then the Batmobile should have no problem. And yeah, the Batmobile does have a missile launcher. Added it last week. You never know when you'll need to make a dramatic entrance...You can see it's new updates when we meet up to defeat Rob.

As for "only your husband"... Alright, alright. I respect that. You two are clearly the ultimate duo. That sounds very awesome.

Lead the way RJ, or should i say? Cooler Emmet. (Don't make me say that again.)

[askthechronoverse]

Cool, cool. Can't wait to see them.

I lucked out. He's my missing piece, more than your ex was. Well, I guess she'd be an ex for both of us. Rich doesn't need to know about this, by the way.

He nodded, grinning for a second at being called "cooler Emmet", and led Batman to a field where his bike was waiting, along with a laptop that looked like it came from the 90's. He began to furiously type.

I just gotta trace him to whichever dimension he came from. Could take some time. What toys are ya packin'?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wyldstyle? Oh yeah… we used to date. Used to. She was cool, mysterious, great taste in music—but that was a long time ago. I totally don’t think about her. Not even a little. Definitely not when it’s raining. Or during slow jazz. Or when someone says “teamwork.”

But you—you lucked out. Sounds like you found your perfect match. That’s cool.

Me? I’ve got the Batmobile. She’s my real other half. Turbo boosters, missile launcher, self-heating cup holders. Never left me, never judged me, always blasts heavy metal when I start it up. True love.

He crouches beside the old laptop, peering over your shoulder. It truly feels like a shadow.

So while you type like...we were on the 90's. I’ll get my gear ready. Grapple gun, batarangs, and a lot of...bat-cool stuff.. You’ll love it.

[askthechronoverse]

He decided that talking about exes may not be a good idea and moved on after flashing a sympathetic smile.

That's just how our tech looks. This baby has a holographic projector I don't like to use and some awesome processing power. It still takes forever to do something like this, though.

He reached into the saddlebag on his bike and pulled out two blasters that glowed green. He grinned as Batman said he would love the bat tools of his bat trade.

Yeah. I've always liked the utility belt. Unsung hero of your arsenal. Has everything you could need in one stylish place. Tried to make one but it didn't look good with my outfit.

He whistled and a dark blue raptor appeared. She didn't really wear anything but protective armor. He scratched under her chin and she just about purred.

Got any I haven't seen yet?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

He raises an eyebrow at the laptop, clearly judging it but deciding to let it slide.

Alright, alright, I respect the retro aesthetic. Holographic projector you don’t like to use? Now that’s peak mystery. Very on-brand.

As the green blasters come out, Batman does an impressed little nod.

Okay. Glow factor: 10 out of 10. And yeah, the utility belt doesn’t get enough credit. Everyone’s all “Batarangs this” and “Batmobile that,” but the belt? Holds my whole life together. Stylish, tactical, and it doesn’t clash with black. You tried to make one? Respect. Not everyone can pull off a belt with fifteen compartments.

Then the raptor shows up and Batman freezes for a second.

...Okay, that’s awesome. You brought a raptor. That’s a power move.

He smirks and taps the side of his belt.

Got a few tricks you haven’t seen yet—smoke bombs that double as mini drones of course, Batman themed. A batarang that homes in by sarcasm frequency, Bat detectors that can sense when a enemy is close...And one tool I only call “Plan B.” You’ll know it when it deploys.

He gives the raptor a nod of respect.

I don’t say this lightly, but... your squad’s kind of epic.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

Yeah. Right through.

If Garrett and Liam's can can fit, so should the honestly sick sounding Batmobile. Seriously, a missile launcher? When did you add that? What else does that bad boy have?

Nah. Only my husband is allowed to ride my bike like that.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

If Garrett and Liam's bike could fit, then the Batmobile should have no problem. And yeah, the Batmobile does have a missile launcher. Added it last week. You never know when you'll need to make a dramatic entrance...You can see it's new updates when we meet up to defeat Rob.

As for "only your husband"... Alright, alright. I respect that. You two are clearly the ultimate duo. That sounds very awesome.

Lead the way RJ, or should i say? Cooler Emmet. (Don't make me say that again.)

[askthechronoverse]

Cool, cool. Can't wait to see them.

I lucked out. He's my missing piece, more than your ex was. Well, I guess she'd be an ex for both of us. Rich doesn't need to know about this, by the way.

He nodded, grinning for a second at being called "cooler Emmet", and led Batman to a field where his bike was waiting, along with a laptop that looked like it came from the 90's. He began to furiously type.

I just gotta trace him to whichever dimension he came from. Could take some time. What toys are ya packin'?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wyldstyle? Oh yeah… we used to date. Used to. She was cool, mysterious, great taste in music—but that was a long time ago. I totally don’t think about her. Not even a little. Definitely not when it’s raining. Or during slow jazz. Or when someone says “teamwork.”

But you—you lucked out. Sounds like you found your perfect match. That’s cool.

Me? I’ve got the Batmobile. She’s my real other half. Turbo boosters, missile launcher, self-heating cup holders. Never left me, never judged me, always blasts heavy metal when I start it up. True love.

He crouches beside the old laptop, peering over your shoulder. It truly feels like a shadow.

So while you type like...we were on the 90's. I’ll get my gear ready. Grapple gun, batarangs, and a lot of...bat-cool stuff.. You’ll love it.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

Yeah. Right through.

If Garrett and Liam's can can fit, so should the honestly sick sounding Batmobile. Seriously, a missile launcher? When did you add that? What else does that bad boy have?

Nah. Only my husband is allowed to ride my bike like that.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

If Garrett and Liam's bike could fit, then the Batmobile should have no problem. And yeah, the Batmobile does have a missile launcher. Added it last week. You never know when you'll need to make a dramatic entrance...You can see it's new updates when we meet up to defeat Rob.

As for "only your husband"... Alright, alright. I respect that. You two are clearly the ultimate duo. That sounds very awesome.

Lead the way RJ, or should i say? Cooler Emmet. (Don't make me say that again.)

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

That's what I said, too. I won't let him escape.

We use portals. I have a bike that has a portal generator mounted to it and we should be able to just drive through it.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Wait—so we just drive through the portal?

Okay but… can the Batmobile fit right? Like, does it support dramatically large, heavily armored, totally awesome vehicles with flame detailing and missile launchers?

Because no offense, but if I have to ride on the back of your bike like some side character… we’re gonna have a problem.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[askthechronoverse]

We first gotta track him down. I'm sure he fled to his own universe by now.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

A coward, huh? Typical Rob move. Fleeing to another universe like he can escape me.

How’s this “universe traveling” work, by the way? I’ll get the hang of it...Just don’t expect me to wear a cape in every one—some of these places don’t deserve my style.

[askthechronoverse]

You ready, @supercoolbatmansblog123 ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Im Batman, of course i'm ready.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Batman. Team up. I know ya don't do sidekicks, but I've got a grudge against this guy. Call it a one time thing.

You’re right—I don’t do sidekicks. Ever. I work alone.…But if we’re talking about Rob—ugh, yeah. I’m in. Fully. Completely. No questions asked.

Call it a “one-time team-up” if you want. I’ll call it justice.

#IAmBatman #StillNotASidekickThing #RobKnowsWhatHeDid

[askthechronoverse]

Of course I mean Rob. He needs to pay for what he's done. You wanna meet at the Batcave or the Chrononauts HQ?

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Okay yeah—Chrononauts HQ works. Batcave’s kinda secret, and Alfred gets cranky when people track mud on the high-tech floors.

Also... not gonna lie, I’ve always been curious about the Unikingdom. Might be cool. Might be chaos. Either way, I’m bringing gadgets.

Rob’s not gonna know what hit him.

#IAmBatman #ChrononautsAssemble #JusticeAndSparkles #StillNotASidekickThing

[askthechronoverse]

I have to get everyone back home. Unless you wanna help with the rescue effort, I'll let you know when to meet me.

The Unikingdom is both. Gadgets will help.

[supercoolbatmansblog123]

Rescue mission? Say no more. I’m in. Saving people is kinda my thing. That and looking awesome while doing it.

Keep me posted—I'll bring the gadgets, the dramatic entrances, and the brooding intensity.

Also… chaos and cool stuff? Yeah, that tracks.

#IAmBatman #RescueModeActivated #UnikingdomHereICome #BroodingWithGlitter