The Life of a Guilty One

Things I'm Crazy About: Boys, Broadway, Films, HP, Starkid, Glee, Pitch Perfect, SNL, Improv, Teen Wolf, Theatre, Theater, Theatre, Theater... etc.

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[truewhorror]

Babe

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Daddy vs. Zaddy

Daddy- A financially stable older man you might fuck from time to time. Daddy can range from cool to creepy. It’s not important though because his pockets are all that really matters.

Zaddy- Zaddy is the financially stable older man that you’re actually feeling. Zaddy can lay it down and handle you sexually. His money is still important but it’s more of a secondary factor. 

[wolfieandthegang]

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[theoutstv]

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I want to do this

[endsong1-5]

I love scruffy.

[beloner-deactivated20181212]

I FUCKING LOVE SCRUFFY

[illbetheendofme-x]

[leespace]

Gotham City Sirens

[michaelbjordans]

[azurea]

By Jean Jullien.

[kamikazeruler]

Visual representation on how we let technology ruin social interactions and pleasant experiences.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

Me: *hates this*

[gothicprep]

why do baby boomers love to produce this “technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” garbage?

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fuck THIS

I never see a cashier with an empty queue. Self-serve checkout machines make life GREAT for people with social anxiety or self conscious people. I get nervous that everyone is judging my weight. So when I do my monthly ice-cream, chocolate, and menstrual products run, I will do it with a fucking self-serve machine.

I’m happy seeing my friends take photos of their food. I like taking photos of my food. Because there is a chef in the back of the kitchen who works hard to plate things beautifully and in any other situation, people dive in immediately and ruin that image. We take photos to preserve that image and who the fuck knows, if I was the chef I would be digging through instagram hoping to see my plate on there. We’re celebrating someones hard work, work that is generally temporary.

And I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but if someone is taking a photo of their food, I’m not gonna bother talking to them until they’re done. Why would you try to have a conversation when someone is busy?? And it takes a few minutes, you can wait for someone who wants to perform a small act of creativity.

It’s nice to get likes on instagram. If you’re monogamous and on tinder, it’s not technology’s fault you’re contemplating cheating. What is SO BAD about having food delivered to your home? And is there anything wrong with having movies streaming instantly? No - but if you complain that Netflix takes up your life than be an adult and step back. It’s not technology’s fault that you have no self control.

Selfies are fun. Selfies are great. Your friend is a jerk if they don’t even take a minute to take of photo of you as well. Why do you care if people use technology around you on the subway? That makes me feel less self-conscious that people are staring or judging me. They can play their games, read, etc. Someone is occupied, why is that so wrong?

Your phone has a zoom option so you can record/photograph a concert? FUCKING good for you! 

And again. If your phone keeps you up, be an adult, get some self control and step back. 

Technology isn’t bad. You’re just upset with yourselves for having a lack of self-control. You hate that people connect through technology. And maybe, you just don’t like seeing people love themselves, enjoy life, and feel joy. That’s your problem, not technology’s.

[thequantumqueer]

i’ll just leave this here:

[starlightdancers]

this isnt new, this isnt technology’s fault. this is human fucking nature and stop pretending everyone used to talk in public transportation omg

[killedmesoftly]

Defend the “brain-dead zombie pretend-happiness” lifestyle at all costs.

[jespra-deactivated20160910]

*whines about technology*

*uses technology to make this, posts on social media*

amazing

[disneydorito]

I am in love with these dorks

[feathercut]

In Japan, the broccoli in ‘Inside Out’ was replaced with green peppers, which are more universally hated by Japanese children (source)

[spacecarols]

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[cleolinda]

his head disappears omg

[khaleesi]

bless this post

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friend: how are things me: please don’t make me think about my life

[gyllenhallelujah]

spring awakening ran for three years at the eugene o neil theatre. in the midst of its run, this controversial musical was awarded 8 tonys, including a most deserved best musical title. this musical changed lives and its impact is never to be forgotten.

[youngstero]

the 1993 live action mario movie is so wild i watched it last night and i had to make this post

[twixnmix]

“If commercialization is putting my art on a shirt so that a kid who can’t afford a $30,000 painting can buy one, then I’m all for it.”

Keith Haring

[bookworldau-blog]

We’re all too familiar with this.

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That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.