can't teach that

under construction :) 20 they/she ☭ ⚢ 🍉 sharks posting, rpf is fine

[f0restnympho420]

dry humping?? girl there is nothing dry about the way i’m humping

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[thewesternpools]

the mack and asky huddle post-game ending is so important to me. so so important

[superhaenyra]

laila to seattle please god pls pls

[nosurprisetome]

the bald boston restaurant guy posting ‘god loves trans people’ on his insta story. there are ppl being woke who have never been woke b4

BIG DAVE CONFIRMED WOKE. WOW

[snowtamale]

has anyone else seen the new pwhl vid on ig where laila describes that she and kk are not telling each other what their draft day outfit and says "its like a wedding day, like youre surprising your spouse"

please 💀🫠

[superhaenyra]

forgot the word "catch" for a second and thought to myself "i kinda wanna play fetch rn"

[superhaenyra]

my first wm fic idea was prince will and knight mack but, similarly to how i feel about writing asoiaf fanfic, despite how much i want to, i don't think i have the brain power to figure all that out

[urie]

LOLLLLLL LMAO EVEN

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[robo271]

your chain fake

[swagsmeister]

hello sidgeno enthusiasts

[superhaenyra]

oh my god bruh

[your-void-senpai]

you're not unknowable you blond bisexual bastard. there's a socially inept bottom right there and he wants to snort you like a line of coke

[moncuries]

some samisa bits ive been ruminating on as i finish my fic

sam enjoys taking on the loud/charming persona bc hes comfortable playing with the tension. hes done it before he will do it again. he’s convinced he’s above the implications/undercurrent. To sam, the bit is his way of being intimate with misa while maintaining total plausible deniability. he isn't afraid of the tension being redirected because he is the one steering the ship; he assumes he has total control over the joke. in the NO pod, the few times Sam looks kind of unmoored is when mike directs it back at him, he's not used to it from mike and its also not what he *wants* out of his banter w mike. sam likely views himself as the mature or grounded one (despite being the goofier one, walk w me), even when he’s being loud. he feels a sense of ownership over Mike’s performance even (not really but this is fun; how does this manifest, how did it come to be? rpf away). when he teases mike, he’s not trying to win, he’s trying to provoke a reaction or a "tell". i think he's aware of the different expectations for each of them, and his way of coping w that inequality is by inviting mike to be more like him. for better or for worse, you decide haha + sam seems unsatisfied with mike’s reactions. sam is looking for a specific kind of response/spark/feedback. If mike stays stoic or unflappable, sam likely feels he’s failing in his role. he pushes harder because he equates Mike’s lack of reaction with Mike being in his head. sam views himself as mike's handler in some ways. which is a pretttyyyy massive thing to take on.

sam + misa also have sort of admitted to being "not close" but also "longtime friends" (wrt sag/london) so we get this really interesting reinterpretation of past interactions and relationships through a more present understanding of themselves. sort of realizing oh, this guy is kind of the furniture of my life, huh, especially both being pieces of a particular time in a new context, really realizing/feeling all that they have in common more deeply. going to a party and clinging to the one person you know.

yeah

[superhaenyra]

rewatching sex and the city, on s1e12 "oh come all ye faithful", wherein miranda hooks up with a lapsed catholic who compulsively has to take a shower immediately after sex/orgasming and hm

[superhaenyra]

also, in s2e2 "the awful truth", miranda says about not wanting to talk dirty in bed "...sex is not a time to chat. in fact it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up. now suddenly i have to worry about being stumped for conversation? no thank you." which is 1. hilarious 2. fits into somewhat recent conversations i saw about (lack of) dirty talk in hrpf smut and 3. could be interesting in context of say, a captain who's tired of being expected to talk all the time