[superjhicks]

Prank Wars || Jon & Abby

[abigail-wexley]

"Fucking hyena."  She grumbled, accepting his hand as she carefully shook out her foot from the blanket.  Here eyes looked up at him, and she shook her head.  "You are so lucky I love you right now or I would be shanking you with my nail file."  She said as she rubbed her head, a complete mess of hair before looking at her sore elbow.  Red but no damage.  Same goes for her throbbing knobs for knees.  "I deserve breakfast in bed for that."

[superjhicks]

"Shoulda seen yer fuckin' face." He held back his laughs, pulling her up to her feet in front of him. He looked her over as she did the same. "I think yer the lucky one. Woulda kept it goin' if ya didn't look so damn scared and clumsy." He chuckled once more before nodding his head. "Yer already up, why would I make ya eat it in bed?"

[superjhicks]

Prank Wars || Jon & Abby

[abigail-wexley]

His words had her turn and glare at him from the floor.  Her elbow hurt, her knees hurt, and she was pretty sure she stubbed her toe when she fell out of the floor.  “You fucking what?”  She couldn’t help but snap at him, shaking from being so confused and shaken from it all.  Doodles making his way cautiously to her to lick her wrist.  “Jon, did you really just fucking wake me up with a bomb sound?!  I’m going to murder you in your sleep!”  She shrilled, lunging for him, but only to trip again of the the mound of blankets and bang her hurt elbow again with a whine of pain.

[superjhicks]

Her anger only egged on his laughter more, he wiped his face free of the tear that had escaped. Still chuckling, he backed away as she lunged for him. Her tripping only made the situation worse for him as he cackled out another wail of laughter from the pit of his stomach. Reaching out a hand to help her up, he spoke through his laughter. "Aw, c'mon. I'm sorry, darlin'."

[superjhicks]

Prank Wars || Jon & Abby

[superjhicks]

Abby was sleeping hardcore after a night filled with being woken up to Doodles whining in her ear to be put down for potty breaks.  He slept on Jons head, but GOD FORBID he wake up ‘Daddy’, OH NO, Mommy was who he pestered to get down for bathroom time.  She didn’t stir at all when he slinked away or made any noise to set up his little prank, however when the firecrackers went off, that had her jolt awake, but she was also use to people shooting at all hours, so although startled, noise alone didn’t have her lunging out of bed anymore.  Well, until a panic faking Jon was shaking her. 

"What?!"  She yelled out, a spazzed out Doodles running all over her face and then to the foot of the bed when she toppled out from her leg being stuck wrapped around a sheet.  She had taken the dog down to the floor with her, along with half the bedding, Doodles howling out in confusion, but enough bedding kept him from getting hurt on the hardwood as he skittered away to the closest thinking his parents were fucktards now.  "What’s about to blow up?!"  She questioned confused and dazed in a half asleep stupor as she was trying to yank herself free from the sheet and then run to the bedroom door, only to trip and fall.

Jon watched her attempt to scramble out of the sheets as she fell to the floor, making a dash for the hallway. He couldn't keep his composure any longer as he keeled over in laughter, wailing when she tripped and fell to the floor a second time. His words nearly inaudible from laughter, he tried to tell her it was just a joke. "Just... F-Fuckin' with ya, darlin'."

[superjhicks]

Prank Wars - Jon & Abby

[superjhicks]

Prank Wars || Jon & Abby

Jonathan woke up before Abby for a change, a smirk on his lips as an idea crossed over his head. Quietly and quickly rolling out of bed from beneath her grasp, he shuffled into the hallway quickly. Stopping to grab a few of the M80 firecrackers from his secret stash, he set one outside of the bedroom door before lighting it and quickly sliding back into the room. Awaiting the loud boom, Jon yelled for Abby as he ran up to shake her. "ABBY, WAKE UP" Half of his words not even existing to make it sound as though he was panicked. "IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP."

( abigail-wexley )

[abigail-wexley]

"Of course.  I need practice right?"

[superjhicks]

"Fuck yeah ya do." He held out his hand and motioned for her to lead the way.

[abigail-wexley]

Abby giggled and clapped her hands.  “I win!”  She said laughing even more as she tugged his hand up and kissed his rough knuckles.  “It’s getting cold, and Doodles has probably peed on the door for us being gone so long.  Want to go home and eat some soup?”

[superjhicks]

"Soup? Ya cookin'?"

[abigail-wexley]

"And just when I was thinking about getting into a foot fetish."  She giggled, nudging her head to his chest.  "I guess Doodles and some peanut butter will have to do."

[superjhicks]

He gave her a look before saying his only word quietly. "Ew." Then laughing after not being able to hold his composure any longer.

[abigail-wexley]

"Oh, really?  Gosh, that sounds awful.  Did you have all your fingers removed or broken too?  At this point I’m sounding more like your nurse lover than your trophy girl."

[superjhicks]

"Yep. And muh toes, in case ya get any ideas."

[abigail-wexley]

"Didn’t hear anything about your mouth being out of commission and I can ride it as good as your dick."

[superjhicks]

"Damn, ya know what. Jus' had some teeth pulled yesterday, gonna have ta wait fer that ta heal up first."

[abigail-wexley]

She shrieked out, holding his shirt with a giggle, and when he put her down she felt dizzy, but he soon came into focus as she gave him an almost drunken smile from her daze.  “Do wha-“  His yank of her hair had her moan instantly, the kiss having her shiver.  “That’s not fair, Baby, but don’t stop.”

[superjhicks]

"I dunno, darlin'. Hips are kinda hurtin' taday. Gonna have ta wait a month er two ta get goin' again."

[abigail-wexley]

"A great fuck.  Haven’t even broken a hip yet!"  She joked, bumping her hip to his.  "And my hair isn’t?!"

[superjhicks]

"That's it." He hauled her up over his shoulder again, setting her back down after spinning her. With a laugh, he ran his fingers through her hair. "Tha's not what I meant. It's clean enough ta do this..." He stopped his hand at the back of her head and grabbed a handful, pulling her head to the side to kiss her neck.

[abigail-wexley]

"They probably spit in your drinks for not banging them."  She laughed.  "Hey, Daddy spoils hm just as much, I don’t even get to lay on your pillow without getting bitched at for leaving hair behind, he can butt scoot on it and you just pet him like he’s a prince."

[superjhicks]

"Wouldn' blame em. Pretty good fuck, if I do say so muhself." He raised his eyebrows quickly and smugly. "Ya said yerself his ass is clean."

[abigail-wexley]

"Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ve had much dirtier bar maids in your mouth before."  She teased him as she tapped his nose.  "I bathe him nearly every day after all, not to mention how much he cleans his own butt."

[superjhicks]

"You'd be surprised... Never bar maids, though. Always went ta the same places, didn't want em ta spit in muh drinks fer a fuck n duck." He swatted her hand away gently. "Spoiled ass rat."

[abigail-wexley]

"Don’t say that."  She pleaded, pressing a finger to his lips before leaning up to kiss them.  "And that’s wrong, Doodles is the one trying to suffocate you with his tail.  Don’t know how many times I have to pluck it out of your mouth."

[superjhicks]

"Coulda went my whole life without knowin I had dog ass in my mouth while I sleep..."

[abigail-wexley]

She nuzzled against his chest, looking up at him with quite the oops face.  “Sorry, I was really excited.”

[superjhicks]

He chuckled. "If anythin's gonna get me killed, it's you darlin'."

[abigail-wexley]

"You’re the one distracting me!"  She squealed, giggling before she turned back to the target, practicing through a couple clips worth of bullets, but no head shot.  The closest she got was a couple of random holes around the head, but of course that wouldn’t count.  Loading in a new clip, she fired off a round, disbelief in her eyes when she saw it hit the silly hair he scribbled onto the man.  "Jon!  Look!  I did it!"

She squealed again, excited as could be, dropping the gun to go to him, forgetting the safety as the gun trigger went off and shot off and hit the target again.  She stared at Jon with huge eyes.  “Oops…”

[superjhicks]

He waited patiently, hearing round after round fired after and clip after clip reloaded. Hearing her screaming in excitement, he looked up to the target and smiled. "Tha's my-Abby!" He seen the gun fall from her hand as she ran toward him and immediately grabbed Abby to pull her behind himself. 

Hearing the shot, he half expected to feel some sort of pain somewhere in his body. Looking at her expression with a blank face. "Ya dummy."