Season 9 Episode 3: I’m No Angel
I’M BACK! I needed a really long hiatus after watching 8 straight seasons of SPN. But now I feel like I can continue! So here we go!
- AWH! CASS!!! He’s living out of a shelter?? Why isn’t he with Dean and Sam? CASS!!! THAT IS NOT HOW WE BRUSH OUR TEETH! HAHAHAH!!! Human Cass is hilarious. “Do you ever tire of urinating? I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.”
- Oh that’s just creepy! Is Ezekiel just going to constantly be creeping in during conversations? And yah, Sam probably shouldn’t be going for a run so soon... Man, I do NOT trust Ezekiel to get out of Sam.
- Dean is going to let it slip accidentally that Sam is being possessed because there’ll come a point where he won’t remember who he’s talking to. He is going to get whiplash.
- Is Reverend Buddy Boyle possessed by an Angel and trying to convince more people to be hosts?? Oh, no, but almost. He’s just getting orders from an Angel. WTF?? The girl exploded!! Ah. Not everyone can contain an Angel. That makes sense I guess. Sam is like the perfect host considering he was supposed to be Lucifer’s...
- Ooops! An Angel found Cass! And apparently they are not aware that Metatron stole his Grace and that he’s human now!
- Cass is getting smart. Gonna tattoo some protection onto himself like Sam and Dean did way back when. Sucks he’s got to pick between food and protection.
- Yah know, Cass, maybe hiding in a Church is not the best idea...
- WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! REAPERS ARE FREELANCING??? DEATH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? You need to keep a better eye on your Reapers!
- This girl is way too trusting. Do you know when I’d bring a strange dude into my house??? She’s gonna get killed by the Angels.
- HAHAHAHA!!! Sam: “Look at these chemicals! Do you even read the label?” Dean: “No. I read pie. The rest is just blah blah blah.” Oh Sam, that’s exactly how I feel.
- There we go. I was wondering when they were gonna give the slip on the reaper. They were letting him follow them way too easily. Man, I have missed the brothers working together instead of fighting.
- Is Cass about to get some for the first time? Yep, looks like he is. So, April, honey. I feel like we should have a talk about bringing home homeless men and then having sex with them...
- Ruthless Winchesters! You torture and kill that reaper/angel/delta force dude!
- Oooo, Cass’s protection tattoo is in Hebrew. Except that I can’t read it... :( I wonder what it says.
- LOL! April Kelly is an angel? Or a reaper?
- Oh Dean. Calling forth Ezekiel? I feel like they’re going to have to have a safeword of some kind for when he wants to Zeke.
- Well shit. she just stabbed Cass. OH SHIT! I JUST REALIZED THAT IF SAM GETS STABBED WITH ONE OF THOSE WHILE ZEKE IS IN HIM HE’LL DIE FROM BEING VAPORIZED!!!
- They’re gonna need to take Cass to a hospital. Or can’t Sam/Zeke heal him? Yep, he can. Though that can’t be healthy, considering Zeke is busy healing Sam, so healing a second person likely takes it really out of him.
- Dean is in so much shit. Trying to come up with excuses for all the crap that’s going on without letting on that Sam is currently possessed by an angel because without the angel he’d be D-E-A-D. “You lied.” “I did that. I do that.”
- Sam: “I never saw you going through Maurice’s pockets.” Dean: “What are you talking about? I don’t see half the nerdy stuff that you do. It doesn’t mean you don’t do nerdy stuff.” So many piss-poor excuses.
- HAHAHAHA!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!! Dean: “You had sex with April? So, did you have protection?” Cass: “I had my angel blade.” Dean: *snorts “Oh-- Oh, he had the angel blade.”
- What is Zeke hiding??? Why can’t Cass stay in the bunker? Why would Zeke be in danger? Who is he hiding from?? ZEKE IS UP TO SOMETHING I DON’T TRUST HIM!!! I hope Dean tells Cass the truth before all this bites him in the ass.















