Guns, Ghosts, and Pie

The name is Greed. It's a dangerous path I've taken. To ensure that the world is safe from all things supernatural I hunt down every monster I can. I made few friends along the way, whether I wanted them or not. You may think I'm crazy or you might try and thank me. Either way, I've got a job to do. Don't get in my way. Tags: supernaturalthneeds M!A: none

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you're not taking pie from that p$ycho $upernatural are you? Don't eat it. It could be laced with $omething. Don't tru$t ju$t any angel.

I don’t trust any angels. They’re all dicks.

.. except one

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How the fuck do you draw demon traps and that shit properly? Those bloody CIRCLES are bad enough but the SYMBOLS and DISTANCE and PROPORTION!!!! PAKFNCUSDLJXJFBVGURI5JC893NUVH8U5.

When you've been drawing them since you were 4 you get pretty good at it.

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Where have you been, Supes?

There is this crazy virus going around turning people into these creepy monster freaks. 

We still can’t figure it out but, as Ted put it so elegantly, it is 2spooky

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This is my new favorite blog.

Wouldn't doubt it~

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The best part of being a Once-ler is that when I need to hide I can just dress up like one of them and no one can tell the difference~

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o~o Uh, you might not want to threaten Right, he can be pretty nasty.

You mean the half of the two headed freak?

I’m shaking in my boots!!

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Do I look like a person who reads? But, no, I've seen the movies and had a good laugh.

Too bad witches aren't really like that.

At look at these things! They are sticks! I could snap this easy

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No but seriously, who knows? Who keeps track of that stuff? 

I really don't like any of the monsters I hunt, however, ghosts and shapeshifters are real assholes.

Ghosts, you have to find their their damn bones to burn and shapeshifters can be anyone.

But don't even get me STARTED on tricksters.

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aren't I everyone's?

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uhhhh... nope.

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Guilty as charged~

What can I do for ya?

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And hello to you cutie~

Gray faces need some love sometimes too~ I don't judge. Too much.

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The colt, hands down.

This baby save my ass more then once.

And it killed the bastard that killed my mother.

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I admit. This wasn't the path I would have chosen, but as God would have it, I'm damn good at it.

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