born to wizard, forced to 101

wiz player since ‘09 🫐 22, any prns

[supremegladiator]

intro

hi im kiley/kiwi and ive been wiz trash for over a decade now. my parents told me off when i was 8 for installing because they said it was a virus and i thought they were stupid and tech illiterate but they were right because this game was the sleeper agent that set off my wizard special interest. it's that serious im afraid

some quick fax:

i main life but i have myth, death & storm wizzies too :^)

i love side content. im a freak for fishing minigames in general and i yearn to finish the angler's log. literally born to fish but forced to save the spiral (also castle decorating lol)

i like making ocs and writing stories about them because cringe is dead and its my party so i'll yap if i want to

i also have been on/off playing pirate since 2015 but stopped bc content drought

#1 wallaru fan but i also yearn for the spiral-equivalent of new zealand to be real

no dni list because i don't think they work from personal experience but do be aware i am extremely block-happy. cultivate your own online experience my bros you are not obligated to see the posts of someone you dislike on the internet 👍 also i am a grown adult i do not care

updated 4/10/24

[cursed-commons-chats]

[malistaire]

me in the pussy if i'm being honest

[malistaire]

[perception-filter]

being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

[perception-filter]

“damn all the happy people in the world” yeah and next i’ll throw my magic diamond onto a cake and turn it into a big monster

[bloodfreezer]

[roontwo]

they ported wizard101 to xbox and this might be the funniest glitch ive ever seen

[supremegladiator]

cant even escape this meme in wiz bro...

[kattykornerzz]

Brrr cold ice wizard

[themangledsans0508]

The Pet Pavilion Will Never Know Peace Again

This is the worst update they have ever done. Everyone is doomed. My cows are unleashed.

[piecesofchess]

[calciumcryptid]

The Wizard101 lore and story is so dark, but because it is Wizard101 explaining it makes you look like an over caffeinated conspiracy theorist.

[mmmmmmmvbb-deactivated20250804]

me explaining that the game starts you off by killing a grieving man, continues by having you tap into an ancient forbidden power known to corrupt everything it touches for the sake of murdering a manipulated woman who is your dark mirror, escalates into you being declared an enemy of God Herself when all you ever tried to do was the right thing, and finally ramps up into metaphysical conversations on the nature of existence and morality and turns you, the player character, into a dreaded pariah feared and reviled for being something other than totally human, an abomination you have twisted yourself into all in the name of protecting the very people who now desire your death

[monicole-art]

Another super fun (and just a bit emo) dating app comm for @malistaire <3

[cursed-commons-chats]

this came to me in a vision and i had to create it

[jackie-whisperwind]

had a dream arc 5 was released but everytime i tried to play it id get a black screen with the text:

You know what you did.

[sandswirls]

I love when she Maria'd and then Pixiebloom'ed all over the place

[steve-brules-rules]

Ryan likes squishing Dasein’s face lolol

Colors Live | Squish

#wizard101 Dasein looks like he has a squishy face lolol

I hope I can get back on a more normal art posting schedule now :]

[stormgated]

diviners with lichtenberg figures. pyromancers with ashes on their hands. thaumaturges surrounded by snowflakes. conjurers that don’t show up quite right in photos. theurgists hands always being stained green. necromancers with distant shadows behind their eyes. sorcerers that always know the flow of time.

wizards that get more Weird the more they study magic. send tweet.