Good News, Everyone.

call me surely. sometimes editor, pet mom, and sadsack video game addict.

[the-memedaddy]

[cattgirl]

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

[thedepartmentofnothing]

Pedro Pascal photographed by Radka Leitmeritz for EW’s Entertainers of the Year issue, 2020.

[themakerisgay]

truly beautiful if i do say so myself

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adventurelandia]

Tightrope Girl by Steven Thompson

[redshift-13]

Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

having adhd is just your brain refusing to let you do anything, fun or not, then having the audacity to make you feel like your boredom is going to kill you

[cute-overload]

[dognoselover]

im calling myself out on this one

[coyotesmokebreak]

i—

[blog-i-hate-friday]

WAIT. THATS THE SOUND THEY MAKE

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[garbage-empress]

card front:

oil painting of a stereotypical gondola rower waving at the viewer and smiling

card inside:

So sorry for your loss!

My Gondolences!

[guerrillatech]

[angryblackwomanworld-deactivate]

More affordable quality housing for all!!!!!!!!!

[mp3v0]

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

[mxalexwhat]

The Entertainment Weekly article about the McElboys' 500th episode is choice. And they link some great moment in the shows history.

[mcelroyfamilyfunhour]

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened