Count Fagula

the name is Mel and i love wearing black and eating grass || he/they || 20

[surrealistcreep]

please imagine everything on this blog being read with the midatlantic accent

[boycows]

the exact moment that kim regretted transferring

[stah-l]

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(written by hal, edit by me)

[karizipan]

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

been trying to listen to more Leonard Cohen while drawing. Harrowing experience

[zoesupreme]

you have to appreciate the irony of the massive Christopher Nolan biopic about the guy who developed the nuclear weapons that were dropped on Japan getting surpassed by the low budget Japanese kaiju movie about the survivors guilt of the people who survived those bombings and the threat of further US imperialism

[disgustinggf]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

i put the eucharist in my mouth because that's the closest i can get to feeling another man inside me. who said that

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

i put the eucharist in my mouth because that's the closest i can get to feeling another man inside me. who said that

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

I go to the Festival of Saint Agatha to order a plate of cassatella di sant'agata because that's the closest i can get to touching tits

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

i don’t understand your jokes.  please begin walking away from me now

[anneemay]

You need to learn about Palestine, Congo, Syria etc not only because it will make you a better leftist but because it will make you realize that our comfortable lifestyle was built by many deaths and displacements. It's imperative to know the reality you're living in.

[krkrymer]

[heraxic]

tf2 sketch (cw: gore)

[shitolodise]

that's why i learned sfm

[caroueuacho]

when i saw this template i rlly thought i needed to do this lmaoaoa XD i changed the text to make it fit to the characters :3