âNo problem. I only give the coolest presents, after all.â
âBut hey,â Loki whispered, âyou should look under the wrapper, when youâre done.â And with that he skipped off into the living room and sprawled on the couch, letting Takeru enjoy his ridiculous cupcake and flipping through the channels. âAhhh, thereâs nothing good on⌠whereâs the game show where they dump slime on someoneâs head? That was a good one.â
Once the sparkler fizzles out and he goes for it, Takeru might find a few nice, tiny, sandalwood-scented surprises at the bottom of the cupcake, with a certain girlfriendâs name written in pretty script on them. It might take a second to notice exactly what they are of course, butâŚ
At least he got a head start to the living room.
Naturally, this means Takeru ignores the cupcake entirely and looks under the treat...
Nor does it take him long to figure out what this little surprise actually is. Loki, you motherfucker. Instead of yelling, however, he very calmly followed him to the living room, more specifically, to stand behind where Loki was seated on the couch.
Lifting the cupcake over his head, in one smooth motion, he slammed it onto Lokiâs head, frosting first.
âHere, have your damn slime!â




















