Merpity Merp Mego Marie

I'm just trying to get through life happily, but isn't everyone?

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[femmepathy]

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons

[oh-good]

This is exactly what I look like when I open this webbed site and read ya'lls posts

[chipsprites]

[trailerparkploys]

[dreampai]

my ceramics teacher was possessed by an evil ghost and i had to use a vacuum to calm her down

wrong blog but this is too funny not to post

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

[amateur]

[deweyduck]

i’m sick of seeing that post with the fake dialogue so here’s what they’re actually saying in this scene

[movie-gifs]

I defy you, stars!

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[tt-squid]

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

[onvochn]

[eileennatural]

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

[biomaterial]

new kind of guy dropped

[rawrda]

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything