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[svntivgos]

"Hola, chicos. I'm Tiago and here's an exclusive on what happened during The Lucky Ones: Bora Bora!"

"Kidding. This is totally gonna be super boring."

"Did anything major happen to you on this trip?"

"Yeah!" Tiago responded enthusiastically. "I got a very cute girlfriend. Her name's Erin aaaand that's it. Nothing else really happened."

"Did you hook up with anyone? If so, who?"

"Well, duh! Not to go into too much detail, but things did happen between Erin and I," he winked and then laughed.

"Did anything happen that surprised you? If so, how do you feel about it?"

"Ummm, not really," he squinted, trying to think. "Kota and Danny were out fucking everybody but that was pretty predictable... So, no. Nothing surprised me," he shrugged.

"Was there anything you thought was going to happen that didn’t?"

"Honestly, I expected somebody to fight because of the hype created around it. Kota and Danny were both in very awkward situations but nothing happened, so it was all good. Something to do with bungalows. Man, I don't even know," he laughed.

"Recap your Bora Bora experience for us."

"Preeeetty sick. I loved it. I went surfing, went scuba diving, cliff diving, blah blah blah. The only bummer was that Dru and I kinda drifted apart but I don't really know why," he chuckled. "I can't wait to go on another trip, though. It was awesome. Thanks, guys! These trips are awesome!" He yelled to the side where the producer was and laughed with him.

[svntivgos]

"Sup, guys?"

"Uh... So, since the last confessional, people have gone a bit crazy and there's been some fights and like, girls and guys having feelings and shit but I don't really know much about that. I've just been chilling, having a great time in this beautiful, beautiful place. So, nothing too interesting other than Dru and the lapdance or some shit. I honestly haven't even seen her around that much, but," he shrugged. "Other than that, there's the fact that I now have a girlfriend! It's Erin, obviously. I like her a lot lot lot. She's very sweet and like, cute and innocent-- or so I think," he winked, "and, like, I dunno. Just so cheery and a ray of sunshine," he smiled. "And also hot. She has a great body and a beautiful face. Those are both just a big plus!" He laughed.

"Umm, umm, yeah. That's about all, I think. Bye-bye!"

[svntivgos]

"Oh, shit... Almost fell..."

"Anyway! Let's ignore the fact that I almost just died there and get down to business!" He clapped his hands once and rubbed them together as though he was about to let out the juiciest gossip of the century. "Uhhh, Bora Bora.. It's nice. Not too much time difference and it's beautiful and sunny and hot chicks everywhere and fruity drinks all day. It's the most beautiful place I had been to and so far so good, I'm enjoying it all."

"But I know that's not what I'm here for. Y'all want some gossip, don't cha? Well, I got sommat super juicy. Just kidding, not that juicy at all. Everybody probably knows but the thing is, that there is this girl named Erin. And she's really pretty... And I just realized she's going to probably watch this... So... What's up, girl? You're cute and hot. How do you do that?" He laughed. "No, but in all honesty, I think she's really cool and easy-going and we've just been hanging out, getting to know each other and we now share-- I think-- a love for bubble tea. And if we don't, then, sorry, girl but we...gotta move on and go our separate ways. Kidding. Again."

"In other news, Lolita and I hung out the other day. I think we're fine now. It's been almost, like, what? Six months since the break up? It's like that typical high school love story of the boyfriend goes away to college so they have to break up and go their separate ways and shit. But I think she's fine and has moved on. I mean, at least I have and now I see her as a really good friend. I hope she sees me as one as well. The best I could hope for."

"Uh, but I don't know about Chas and I. Things are still a bit weird, I think. I dunno," he shrugged. "It's been some time since we sorta started to get together and whatnot but missed chance, I guess! We'll be fine," he nodded with a smile on his face. 

"Signing out," he saluted the camera and turned it off.