[sw33tlemon-poists]

✨ WELCOME! ✨

We make posts here, sir!

You may call me Vanessa, Lemon, or my age-old name, Fluffy!!

Currently obsessed with tadc, rottmnt, and a bunch of others. I really love watching movies, reading books/fanfiction, listening to music, and writing/drawing! I'm always looking for new friends!

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My Artfight!!

EPF Purge Camps AU Concepts | Additional Concepts

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Other Blogs:

@sw33tlemon-rebloigs > used as named

@dokuzaadopts > used as named

@vexikit-sanctuary > used as named

@sw33tlemon-croitters > ask blog for my children

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Some Friends! :

@mapleleavesart @schizzz @frogandbird @themoonhasrisen @unjudgmentalnoob @kitkatthekitkatkat @aceofspades-washere @the-amazeeng-idiot @stormtrooperc0l3 @deethejester @tiethesocialyakward @papileoanddaddydonnie @misslunarblue @lightblastkk @crimsonwolf715 @itzstealthylesgooo @lane347 (mi novio ❤️)

(there's more I'm sure but y'all are main ones)

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[sw33tlemon-poists]

do you.. mayhaps.. have references for any of ur EPF au turtles?? I want to draw fanart.. I beg.

AUGH BRO I DON'TTTTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

NOW I GOTTA TRY AND MAKE SOMEEEEEEE

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EPF Purge Camps AU Oneshots - 633 words

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Donnie glared at Bishop across the table. The cuffs around his wrists clinked as he tested how to work them off.

"I wouldn't keep doing that if I were you," Bishop pressed the red button sitting next to him.

The metal tightened. He grimaced that the way it bit into his skin. Bishop smirked.

"You should consider yourself lucky," Bishop folded his fingers together and leaned over the table. "Everyone else who's fought as much as you has been collared already."

The softshell's glare sharpened. "Please, the last thing I would call myself is lucky."

Bishop switched to a frown. "And you shouldn't speak to your masters that way."

"You are not my--aah!"

Rough hands grabbed his arms and lifted him up. He squirmed furiously, kicking his legs at the same time. A different hand gripped and slammed his head into the table. He cried out.

"Get your hands off me!"

Bishop stood from his seat. The hold on his arm released. There was a brief shuffling of feet then Donnie's view was blocked by black. Bishop bent over. Donnie snarled.

"You're pathetic, you know that," Donnie spat. "Keeping mutants and yokai trapped like this just so you can kill them."

The man's smirk was back. "You're more pathetic than I am, thinking you can hide and get away with everything."

Donnie bucked against the hold on him, but only succeeded in getting himself pushed further into the wood. Bishop stood back straight.

"I hate to tell the truth after years of you believing such lies," a lie of his own. "But you wouldn't be here otherwise."

Bishop glanced down at him and had the nerve to chuckle at the glare he got back. Before Donnie could even try to struggle again, hands returned to his arms and he was being lifted back up.

Out of the corner of his eye, a woman appeared, holding something gray and thin. The collars were easy to recognize. Donnie widened his eyes and resumed his kicking.

"You are not putting that thing on me!" he shouted. "Let me go!"

He continued yelling and thankfully they never stopped him. The woman ended up being too afraid to put the collar on because of it. Bishop had snatched it from her and shoved it on himself, making Donnie choke.

Donnie snapped at Bishop's retreating fingers and immediately felt the effects. He crashed to the floor at the same time the collar went off. Angry electricity crackled along his skin and he screamed. With his arms still bound, he couldn't do anything but curl his legs closer.

It wasn't until a minute of writhing in the chair later did the shock finally stop. Donnie barely registered the seat he was in being righted. Barely registered Bishop once again leaning down to get in his face and reaching to force Donnie's chin up.

Donnie could care less about what had just happened and what caused it. He wanted Bishop and everyone else to stop touching him already.

Bishop opened his mouth to say something right as Donnie turned his head to the side, leaving the man's fingers open. Donnie turned back as fast as he could and bit down on them.

Or at least he would have. His teeth clacked together painfully on air. The reaction of the collar was immediate and he widened his eyes. Similarly fierce electricity to before exploded out from it and he was screaming again.

The shock lasted longer this time, leaving him even weaker and more tired than the first one did. He couldn't even fight back when Bishop yanked his head back and to the side. Donnie felt a prick in the side of his neck and his eyelids immediately fluttered.

Bishop let go. Donnie's world faded to dark not a moment later.

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edit: @ninjadragon742 Donnie angst for u 🥹

(tagged in case you didn't see before)

[sw33tlemon-poists]

SOMEONE HELP ME PROMOTE MY OWN DISCORD MARRIAGE

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOON TRUST

edit: @b0t-bob @itzstealthylesgooo YOU GUYS. I KNOW YOU CAN HELP!! I WANNA GET MARRIED TOOOOOOOOO 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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@mapleleavesart

:DDDDD

It took..... five months for them to realize their feelings. Or more so Donnie getting told about realizing Elara's feelings. As for how long it took them to act on them, it probably took around a month more, filled with Donnie trying to get her to understand they will never stop being best friends no matter what

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[rawrxd061]

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[hattonthehatman]

Hope I don’t get any mail today

[mapleleavesart]

Anyone have good fanfic recommendations? Preferably something under or around 30k (one shots are great, so are multi chapter fics) and not any of those super dark and angsty fics that deal with, like, sh/suicide or anything like that. Fluff and hurt/comfort are my favorite tags, post-invasion aftermaths are always great, anything pre-movie would also be interesting. Preferably no romance and no leosagi/leoichi

[sw33tlemon-poists]

I dont really have any other than rise, but anyways 😅

Protocol: B

Monsters Among Us (and everything that follows)

i can't help the fracturing

Spider's Web With Strings Attached

No Rest For The Weary (i gotta reread this one now bro 😭)

that's all I'll give, i kinda dont feel like scrolling through the 24 pages i have in my history so.............

[writing-reference-redux]

Character Headcanon Ask Game

For canon characters, AUs, and OCs!

Have your followers send a character and a number, and you give them a headcanon to match! For anachronistic asks (for example, favorite tv show when the character lives in a fantasy setting), just try to imagine what the answer would be.

What is this character's...

🍽️ - All-time favorite food?

🥤 - All-time favorite drink?

🕛 - Favorite midnight snack?

🍺 - Thoughts on alcohol?

✏️ - Favorite creative endeavors?

🎮 - Hobbies?

🧑🏼‍🚀 - Dream job?

😨 - Biggest fears?

🤞🏼 - Biggest hopes?

🤫 - Biggest secret?

😉 - Lying ability?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 - Relationship with their family?

🛝 - Best childhood memory?

🫂 - Favorite way to show affection?

😍 - Thoughts on romance and/or sex?

😳 - Reaction to being flirted with?

💘 - Relationship status?

🌹 - Favorite thing to do on a date?

😴 - Sleeping habits?

🛏️ - Bedroom setup?

🛁 - Bathing habits?

🤕 - Reaction to being injured?

🤒 - Reaction to being sick?

😷 - Reaction to being put into quarantine/ lockdown?

🪦 - Thoughts on death?

🎁 - Favorite gift ever?

🥸 - Favorite costume ever?

🕺🏼 - Thoughts on dancing?

🎵 - Favorite genre of music?

🎶 - Three favorite songs ever?

📺 - Favorite TV show?

🎞️ - Favorite movie?

🔪 - Thoughts on scary movies?

🍿 - Favorite movie snacks?

📖 - Favorite book?

🐁 - Favorite small animal?

🐘 - Favorite large animal?

🐈 - Favorite pet?

🐜 - Thoughts on bugs and spiders?

🚢 - Dream vacation?

💼 - Must-have items when packing for a trip?

🚗 - Driving skills?

⛺ - Thoughts on camping?

❄️ - Favorite season?

🎄- Favorite holiday?

💸 - Financial situation?

🏃‍♂️ - Athletic abilities?

🏀 - Favorite sports to watch or participate in?

😢 - Biggest emotional triggers?

😡 - Biggest pet-peeves?

👩🏼‍🎓 - Level of education?

🙈 - Visual skills?

🙉 - Listening skills?

🙊 - Speaking skills?

🧮 - Math skills?

👔 - Style?

👑 - Self-image?

🔨 - Handy skills?

🪜 - Thoughts on heights?

🧸 - Most prized possession?

[sw33tlemon-rebloigs]

Here to ask for some Elara OR some EPF PC!Bishop, EPF PC!Briana, and EPF PC!Brandon!!!

[sw33tlemon-poists]

decided to try and address why I'm blocked by someone with them and they block me again. I still have no idea what I did.

[sw33tlemon-poists]

I WANNA SAY IT SO BAD BRO 😭😭

[sw33tlemon-poists]

IN CELEBRATION OF REACHING 100 CRITTERS, I HAVE MADE AN ASK BLOG FOR THEM!!

@sw33tlemon-croitters

:DDDDD!!!!

[sw33tlemon-poists]

@mapleleavesart

!!!!!!! 🫶🫶

She is! When she met Donnie though, she found it way harder because he already had practically everything he wanted/needed, but she somehow managed

[sw33tlemon-poists]

DonLara Incorrect Quotes

+ one Leo and Mikey one

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Leo: I'm so tired

Mikey: Did you get to bed late?

Leo: No

Mikey: Did you do something strenuous?

Leo: No

Mikey: Then why are you tired?

Leo: I'm alive

Mikey: Sounds exhausting

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Donnie: Come on, Elara! How many times do I have to apologize?

Elara: Once!

Donnie: ...No

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Elara: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an jnsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Donnie: All the time

Elara: So you should be used to it by now

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Donnie: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Elara: *sighs* I killed a man

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Elara: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?

Donnie: Don't worry, it's a holy gun

Elara: How so?

Donnie: It makes holes

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Donnie: Why is there blood everywhere?

Elara: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Donnie: You stabbed someone?!

Elara: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

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Elara: I want a bf

Donnie: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here

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Elara: Hey, Donnie! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION?

Donnie: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Elara: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not

Donnie:

Donnie: That's one way to say it, I guess...

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Donnie: Hold on, I can explain!

Elara: Really? Can you now?

Donnie: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie

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Donnie: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!

Elara: With NAPALM

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Elara: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for Apollo?

Donnie: ICARUS?

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Donnie: Do you take constructive criticism?

Elara: Not without crying

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Elara: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Donnie: Well, it's frowned upon

Elara: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?

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Donnie: Did you like the food I made?

Elara: No, not really

Donnie: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Elara: *teasing* No wonder it tastes so cold and dead

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Donnie: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning

Elara: This is a lie. I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS

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Donnie: I want a trip down memory lane

Elara: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Donnie's lap* I heard you needed these?

Donnie: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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*Donnie and Elara are cuddling*

Donnie: Tell me something I don't know about you

Elara: *leans in to whisper in Donnie's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters

Donnie:

Donnie:

Donnie: I meant like your favorite color, but okay

[sw33tlemon-poists]

JUST RECOUNTED MY CRITTERS AND WE'RE AT............

DRUMROLL PLEASE...........

97!!!!!!!!!

[sw33tlemon-poists]

WE ARE LEGIT AT 100 NOW

I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE TRADE GOING ON AND WANT TO SUBMIT FOR ONE LAST SAPLING AND THEN IM CUTTING MYSELF OFF FROM GETTING MORE INDEFINITELY!!

[sw33tlemon-poists]

@misslunarblue

:DDDDDDDD

Her favorite childhood memory is getting to see her sister for the first time! That, or getting her first and only pet: a ferret :3

[sw33tlemon-poists]

*runs up, pulls out a folding chair from nowhere, sits down*

You wanna do an art trade?

*Whispering* I've never done one before, but it sounds fun!

Also, I keep reading your username as sweetle-mon, like Pokémon but sweetle mon. My brain be weird. Anyway.

*Folds up chair and runs away*

OH YE WE CAN!! :DD

I haven't done one in forever lol

[sw33tlemon-poists]

Jax: We should call her Gangle! It sounds just as pathetic as she looks!

*everything cools down from her arrival, she approaches Jax*

Gangle: Oh hey, I, um, kinda liked the name you came up with for me, can we be friends??

Jax: ... You weren't supposed to like it

Gangle: ....