from a pobrecita to a bad bitch

no longer a major john mulaney stan but i'm still a major twilight stan

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dotsz]

the funniest parts of atla:

1. zuko does one good thing and immediately falls very ill

2. jet tries to get iroh and zuko arrested for firebending by yelling about how they heated up their tea. in a tea shop. where they work. where they’re supposed to heat tea

[missbrelove]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power are several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[hayguala]

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

[anxietyproblem]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[intensional]

[harrypottersonicobama]

[sweatxr-weather]

if i could do 2019 again with the knowledge i have now then i would be at such a happier place today

[super-mega-foxy-awesome-hawt]

--Avatar Kyoshi, many occasions

[teenagerposts]

I aspire for this level of happiness

[twirev]

Even though parts are soul crushing. The battle scene in Breaking Dawn still goes hard as fuck to this day. Like I don’t even know where to start.

The slow run to start gets me hype like I’m about to fight too. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE type emotions coursing through my veins.

Emmett destroying Alec when he sees Bella in trouble. The familial bond is just *chef’s kiss* phenomenal. Ride or die energy.

Benjamin seeing everyone in trouble and just smacking the ever living crap out of the earth (and then kind of instantly regretting it) spectacular. He’s a real one.

Leah not being able to save Seth but giving her life for Esme. Gut wrenching.

Alice running at Jane with the intensity of a thousand suns and feeding her to Sam. BDE.

Tanya and Kate. Words can’t do them justice.

Vampire battering ram/dodge ball Bella. Enough said.

[psychologyhumor]

[dankmemeuniversity]